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EYE DON’T UNDERSTAND
- Walking in shoes that have your toes hanging over the front of them
- The purpose of wearing a bad weave
- Why you still to this day keep saying you keeps it real
- Why mankind refuses to live and let live but for a small fee
- Why Glenn Beck sounds like a racist towards those who do not accept the Arian thinking
- Why a tea party group thinks using the N word towards the capital will sweeten the tea
- Why you only want me because eye'm with someone else opposed to me being single
- Why you think eye am not me just because we got married
- Why you think the N word is ok and you can't say it in church at a pulpit
- Why you don't wash your hands after using the bathroom and you took a number 2…twice!
- Why water makes you smell like a wet dog
- Why your ethnic group will swallow and mine won't
- Why your thought of fair is me being subserviant to all your commands
- Why a stripper is looked down upon to those who can't or refuse to slide down the pole
- When you say you love me but you won't say it out loud in a public setting amongst your friends
- Why you still live with your parents but you are not taking care of them physically or financially
- Why a woman doesn't want a good buy and can't live without a bad guy..u really like a but kicking like dhat?
- Why you still seek a record deal when you know they are not going to pay you…even when you are worth it!
- Why eye have such a hard time getting people to buy my album…mabey its because eye don’t have a deal
- Why ALL the beautiful women of the world don't know my name….eye'm the good guy your mom was talking about
- Why Sarah Palin has on her website a Rifle Scope pointed towards all the states that voted against her!
- Why no one has started referring to tea party members as tea baggers on national television
- Why a grown eurocentric family would allow a billionare to let their kids sleep in his bed without the parents being there
- Why a successful sports celebrity would even bother being married if he's not done sewing his royal oats
- Why do you as a woman keep saying you need a real man when your hair, your nails, your breasts, your butt, your calves, your nose, your neck, and your teeth are not yours without a proof of purchase!
- Why after all these years collectively the world hasn't fixed the issue of getting The He Be Gee Bees
- Ignorance of self
- Government Officials with bad breath
- Female Teachers who are not appreciated for attempting to dress sexy in public schools
- Male Teachers who don't dress like they have an actual job
- Student body President's that have bad penmenship
- How you can become a Vice President and can't spell the word potato
- Bring IT movies getting 3 shots and you won't give me one stanking reality tv show about what it takes to be a Disc Jockey
- Anyone who does not appreciate all moments that brought a smile to their spirit