RECALIBRATING THE GOFUNDME TEMPLATE TO PROMOTE CONCEPT DESIGNS OF SIMPLE VIEWS AS FASHION.
I WILL HOST A SHOP THAT SELLS TEESHURTS OF MY COMEDIC VIEW AND ITS ARTISTIC EXPRESSIONISM. 
I HAVE TO PRE ORDER SALES 500 teeShurts at $50 each.  THEN REDIRECT THOSE PROCEEDS TO PRODUCE A COMEDY ALBUM MASTERS AND OBTAIN 2,500 SALES DIRECT ONLINE . 
I IN PERFORMANCE ROYALTIES REPAY ALL 3,000 INVESTORS TO CLEAR DEBT TOTAL OF $25,000+$125,000 from each group (500) & (2,500).  THE 500 GROUP RECEIVES $50 IN RETURN PLUS UP TO $150 BASED SOLELY ON THE 2,500 GROUP SALES AT $50 EACH.
The 2,500 Group will become the new recipient to the 500 Group Campaign.  THE 2,500 GROUP WILL RECEIVE SHARES IN THE PERFORMANCE EARNINGS 500 GROUP. ALL PERFORMANCES TOTALING 500+ PATRONS WILL SPLIT PROFITS. 
THESE PERFORMANCE CAMPAIGNS SHALL TARGET THE NEW PARTY CARPET THEME OF ARRIVAL & ENTRANCE CAPTURE MOMENTS OF CELEBRATION OF LIFE. THEMES INCLUDE VIDEO RECORDING AND ANGLES,  POSES OF NATURAL MOTION, AND ENSEMBLE INQUIRY. 
IT'S A WEDNESDAY EVENING AND GOING OUT IS LOSING ITS PICK ME UP. LETS STOP BY THE ENTRANCE FOR A TURN UP ENVIRONMENT IN EXCELLENT LIGHTING . YOU ARRIVE TO VALET.  YOU EXIT YOUR VEHICLE AND ENTER ANOTHER VEHICLE OR LIMOUSINE WHICH ROUTES YOU THROUGH A COURSE DESIGNED FOR VEHICLE ENTRY OF FASION. 12 PHOTOGRAPHERS CAPTURE THE MOMENT AND STREAMLINE TO YOUR INTERVIEW AND EDIT AREA AS U CHOOSE PROOFS TO PRINT ON THE OTHER SIDE.
THE ENTIRE MOMENT IS ON FILM AND AT YOUR LEISURE YOU CAN REVISIT YOUR ARRIVAL AS A PARTY PEOPLE.
HOW DO I SELL THIS? EASY! THIS IS TYPICAL V.I.P. MINDED MOVEMENT.  VIP 'ERS ARIIVE TO VIP LOT WHERE EXOTIC MOBILES ARE WAITING TO CHARIOT ONGOERS TO THE ENTRANCE SHOOT.
CLUBBING IS 9PM THRU 6 AM A 9 HOUR WINDOW FOR 4 HOURS MUSIC AND 5 HOURS PHOTOGRAPHY OF ARRIVAL OR DEPARTURE SHOOTS.
AN ACTUAL HOLLYWOOD AWARDS SHOW THEME PARTY ATMOSPHERE SURROUNDED BY TALENTS OF THE GAME IN STREET REVIEWS, OBSERVATIONS, KNOWLEDGE AND ACTIVITY. 
THESE EVENTS ARE RECORDED PROFESSIONALLY IN DESIGN OF HD VIEWING AND DOLBY THX SOUND TO BROADCAST AS A PRODUCTION OF ENTERTAINMENT VALUE .  THE PURPOSE IS MARKETING AND PROMOTION IN DEVELOPMENT OF ADVERTISING SALES TO THE LOCAL BUSINESSES POPULATION OF SMALL BUSINESSES AND MOM & POP SHOPS.
JUST THINK. ALL IM TRYING TO DO IS SELL TEESHURTS THE BRAND AS MY LIVING