Before we even introduce ourself in this arena of ha ha hee hee ha we shall make certain we are honestly serious about what is funny. A moment of silence has taken too long so we shall begin where you left off this morning starting with your recent trip in the bathroom.
Did you really think no one would find out you don't wash your hands simply because you are at home and not at work? Seriously? You actually believe no one knows you are day dreaming as you pick your nose? Really. How about the fact you were doing some extra last night and your butt is a little more sore than normal. All to be said is you know good and well somebody sees everything you do.
-peak a boo-
WHERE IS MY RECORD DEAL
-IT'S IN THE CABINET NEXT TO THE RAMEN NOODLES AND MACARRONI CHEESE