Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Gimme Dhat Pleeze

I do not know the definition of friend but I have a feeling it means you dont have any and as my friend you want to smoke mine.

Im looking for a designated tonsil boxer in case anyone was wondering.

I been taking shits on a regular basis for some time now. Its so bad i basically shit in the shower to multitask my time.

Im nervous about getting a dick massage by a transgender so i decided to get my ass waxed at a korean nail shop instead.

I stopped eating older fish. Too much powder.

I too have a problem with sex in the morning. I aint been getting any mornings.

In my sleep i like to massage my dreams with my ears open.

I got tired of gaining weight in smaller clothes so i get bogger clothes to lose weight.