“DHAT MISTAH SHOW” WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE WORLD WIDE WEB AND SAFE KEEPING SECURITY WHEN KNOWING YOU ARE SAFE IS DIVINE!”
THANK YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! I APPRECIATE ALL THAT YOU HAVE DONE TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS EVENING. THANK YOU ONE AND ALL FOR THE SHOWERS AND COLOGNES, AND FRAGRANCES…THANK YOU LADIES FOR SHAVING THE UNWANTED HAIRY AREAS…AND FOR THOSE LADIES WHO DON’T SHAVE…THANK YOU TOO….ATLEAST YOU ARE MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT YOU DON’T SHAVE. I HOPE I AM NOT OFFENDING ANYONE RIGHT AWAY…NORMALLY I WAIT ATLEAST 2 MINUTES BEFORE I DIVE RIGHT INTO BEING OFFENSIVE.
SPEAKING OF ANIMAL RIGHTS, HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE PETS OR FRIENDS THEY TREAT LIKE PETS? WOW---THAT MANY HUNH? O.K. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE PETS THEY WOULD LIKE TO SLEEP WITH?
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE FRIENDS THEY’D LIKE TO SLEEP WITH LIKE PETS? OK NOW WE’RE GETTING SOMEWHERE! NOW PLEASE DON’T MISCONSTRUE MY USE OF WORDS FOR THE WRONG UNDERSTANDING OF THE MEANING SLEEP. WHEN I SAY SLEEP I ACTUALLY MEAN GET SOME REST! CATCH SOME Z’S NOD OFF HIBERNATE!
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN I MUST WARN YOU I AM ONE OF THOSE INDIVIDUALS HOW SHALL I PUT THIS I AM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE. BELIEVE WHAT? MAY YOU ASK? I AM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN THE BEST OF PEOPLE AT MOST TIMES TOLERANT!
SPEAKING OF RUNNING A MARATHON HAVE YOU SEEN PARIS HILTON LATELY? HOW MANY PEOPLE STILL USE TALCOM POWDER-RAISE YOUR HANDS? WOW THAT MANY HUNH? OK HOW MANY PEOPLE KNOW SOMEONE WHO STILL USES TALCOM POWDER? OK. HOW MANY PEOPLE REMEMBER THEIR PARENTS USING TALCOM POWDER? EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT EITHER I’M ASKING THE WRONG QUESTION OR YOU ARE ALL LIARS FOR THE JOHNSON AND JOHNSON COMPANY.
YOU WERE A BABY ONCE. STOP HOLDING BACK. YOU KNOW YOU REMEMBER. LOL!
THE DOCTORS TOLD ME APPARENTLY---I HAVE A COMBINATION OR CROSS HYBRID OF DISEASE THAT MENTALLY BECAUSE OF MY OWN IGNORANCE AND NIEVITY MADE RIGHT IN MY THINKING AND UNKNOWN TO ME…..WHEN I AM ASLEEP/I AM REALLY AWAKE/AND WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES REALLY QUICK/THERE IS A POSSIBILITY THAT I AM TALKING IN MY SLEEP AT ALL TIMES…….ITS A COMBINATION OF SLEEP APNIA-TERETS—EUPHORIA ALL ROLLED INTO ONE.
SLEEPING DISORDERS?—FACT GOES HERE!
“WHEN I GO TO SLEEP---SOMETIMES I DON’T GET REST, AS MOST AMERICANS IN THIS COUNTRY.” When I go to sleep I dream of me going to sleep and it’s in that stage or cycle of actual metaphysical rest that I awake in my sleep not knowing I am physically still sleep---but my minds eye shows me that I am awake and I go about life as we do when we are awake or believe ourselves to be awake.” Follow me so far Good------it means if you follow me…it makes sense to your for a special reason and if you don’t follow me it’s good because it means you are more than likely a normal sleeper, so don’t worry.
What I like about being me is knowing that either way I look at my life/I’m free! I’m free from time boundaries and infrastructures because of how I have personally advanced in the world of metaphysics and spiritual enlightenment. YEAH…THAT MEANS THAT I CAN GO TO CHURCH ON EASTER OR NOT GO TO CHURCH ON EASTER AND I AM IN THE SAME POSITION REGARDLESS OF PUBLIC OPINION OR VIEW. IT’S LIKE HAVING A HANDICAP PARKING STICKER---BUT NEVER USING IT UNLESS IT REALLY HURTS TO WALK!
SPEAKING OF KITCHEN REPAIRS…..WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU BOUGHT A STOVE FOR YOUR KITCHEN? HOW MANY PEOPLE HERE ARE HOME OWNERS? HOW MANY PEOPLE IN HERE WANT TO BE A HOME OWNER? HOW MANY HOME OWNERS WANT TO LIVE IN AN APARTMENT? HOW MANY HOME OWNERS WITH WHAT YOU KNOW NOW---WOULD HAVE LIVED AT HOME WITH YOUR PARENTS UNTIL YOU WERE THIRTY AND THEN LEFT TO BUY YOUR HOUSE???????NO ONE….JUST ME…….
THE REASON I FIGURED I COULD HAVE STAYED AT HOME WITH MY PARENTS IS THE FACT THAT GETTING OLDER did not mean independence…adulthood…..it mean’t I am going to have a mother whom I can sleep with----and not when I ask her too!” Well considering I never slept with my mother either I may as well have just stayed home….and spent less money on my frustrations.
MEN---LET ME TALK TO US FOR A SECOND MEN-----WHAT DO WE WANT? REALLY WHAT DO WE WANT…EXACTLY----TO BE LEFT ALONE TO BE MEN! WOMEN---LET ME TALK TO US FOR A SECOND WOMEN WHAT DO WE WANT? ALL WE WANT IS A MAN TO FIX THINGS. I’M A WOMAN AND I OUGHT TO KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE AS MUCH HAIR ON MY FACE AS YOU DO MA’AM. I JUST STOPPED SHAVING ALTOGETHER……DON’T ACT LIKE YOU AIN’T EVER STOPPED SHAVING MA’AM. I SEEN YOUR HIGH SCHOOL PICTURES. YOU WERE IN THEATRE---AND YOU ALWAYS HAD THE LEAD ROLE AS ROMEO AND CAESAR…….ANYWAY….DISREGARD THAT…THINK OF THIS…..”HOW MANLY ARE YOUR WAYS?” THE REASON I ASK IS BECAUSE BY THE YEAR 2012 THEY SAID THAT THE ROLE REVERSALS OF MEN AND WOMEN WILL HAVE BECOME MORE PERMANENTLY EMBEDDED IN OUR SOCIETAL VALUES AND OUTLOOK OF AMERICAN RELATIONSHIPS.” THAT MEANS THAT THE METRO SEXUAL MALE WILL BECOME THE NEW INDEPENDENT WOMAN IN THE WORK PLACE!
THANK YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! I APPRECIATE ALL THAT YOU HAVE DONE TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS EVENING. THANK YOU ONE AND ALL FOR THE SHOWERS AND COLOGNES, AND FRAGRANCES…THANK YOU LADIES FOR SHAVING THE UNWANTED HAIRY AREAS…AND FOR THOSE LADIES WHO DON’T SHAVE…THANK YOU TOO….ATLEAST YOU ARE MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT YOU DON’T SHAVE. I HOPE I AM NOT OFFENDING ANYONE RIGHT AWAY…NORMALLY I WAIT ATLEAST 2 MINUTES BEFORE I DIVE RIGHT INTO BEING OFFENSIVE.
SPEAKING OF ANIMAL RIGHTS, HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE PETS OR FRIENDS THEY TREAT LIKE PETS? WOW---THAT MANY HUNH? O.K. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE PETS THEY WOULD LIKE TO SLEEP WITH?
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE FRIENDS THEY’D LIKE TO SLEEP WITH LIKE PETS? OK NOW WE’RE GETTING SOMEWHERE! NOW PLEASE DON’T MISCONSTRUE MY USE OF WORDS FOR THE WRONG UNDERSTANDING OF THE MEANING SLEEP. WHEN I SAY SLEEP I ACTUALLY MEAN GET SOME REST! CATCH SOME Z’S NOD OFF HIBERNATE!
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN I MUST WARN YOU I AM ONE OF THOSE INDIVIDUALS HOW SHALL I PUT THIS I AM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE. BELIEVE WHAT? MAY YOU ASK? I AM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN THE BEST OF PEOPLE AT MOST TIMES TOLERANT!
SPEAKING OF RUNNING A MARATHON HAVE YOU SEEN PARIS HILTON LATELY? HOW MANY PEOPLE STILL USE TALCOM POWDER-RAISE YOUR HANDS? WOW THAT MANY HUNH? OK HOW MANY PEOPLE KNOW SOMEONE WHO STILL USES TALCOM POWDER? OK. HOW MANY PEOPLE REMEMBER THEIR PARENTS USING TALCOM POWDER? EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT EITHER I’M ASKING THE WRONG QUESTION OR YOU ARE ALL LIARS FOR THE JOHNSON AND JOHNSON COMPANY.
YOU WERE A BABY ONCE. STOP HOLDING BACK. YOU KNOW YOU REMEMBER. LOL!
THE DOCTORS TOLD ME APPARENTLY---I HAVE A COMBINATION OR CROSS HYBRID OF DISEASE THAT MENTALLY BECAUSE OF MY OWN IGNORANCE AND NIEVITY MADE RIGHT IN MY THINKING AND UNKNOWN TO ME…..WHEN I AM ASLEEP/I AM REALLY AWAKE/AND WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES REALLY QUICK/THERE IS A POSSIBILITY THAT I AM TALKING IN MY SLEEP AT ALL TIMES…….ITS A COMBINATION OF SLEEP APNIA-TERETS—EUPHORIA ALL ROLLED INTO ONE.
SLEEPING DISORDERS?—FACT GOES HERE!
“WHEN I GO TO SLEEP---SOMETIMES I DON’T GET REST, AS MOST AMERICANS IN THIS COUNTRY.” When I go to sleep I dream of me going to sleep and it’s in that stage or cycle of actual metaphysical rest that I awake in my sleep not knowing I am physically still sleep---but my minds eye shows me that I am awake and I go about life as we do when we are awake or believe ourselves to be awake.” Follow me so far Good------it means if you follow me…it makes sense to your for a special reason and if you don’t follow me it’s good because it means you are more than likely a normal sleeper, so don’t worry.
What I like about being me is knowing that either way I look at my life/I’m free! I’m free from time boundaries and infrastructures because of how I have personally advanced in the world of metaphysics and spiritual enlightenment. YEAH…THAT MEANS THAT I CAN GO TO CHURCH ON EASTER OR NOT GO TO CHURCH ON EASTER AND I AM IN THE SAME POSITION REGARDLESS OF PUBLIC OPINION OR VIEW. IT’S LIKE HAVING A HANDICAP PARKING STICKER---BUT NEVER USING IT UNLESS IT REALLY HURTS TO WALK!
SPEAKING OF KITCHEN REPAIRS…..WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU BOUGHT A STOVE FOR YOUR KITCHEN? HOW MANY PEOPLE HERE ARE HOME OWNERS? HOW MANY PEOPLE IN HERE WANT TO BE A HOME OWNER? HOW MANY HOME OWNERS WANT TO LIVE IN AN APARTMENT? HOW MANY HOME OWNERS WITH WHAT YOU KNOW NOW---WOULD HAVE LIVED AT HOME WITH YOUR PARENTS UNTIL YOU WERE THIRTY AND THEN LEFT TO BUY YOUR HOUSE???????NO ONE….JUST ME…….
THE REASON I FIGURED I COULD HAVE STAYED AT HOME WITH MY PARENTS IS THE FACT THAT GETTING OLDER did not mean independence…adulthood…..it mean’t I am going to have a mother whom I can sleep with----and not when I ask her too!” Well considering I never slept with my mother either I may as well have just stayed home….and spent less money on my frustrations.
MEN---LET ME TALK TO US FOR A SECOND MEN-----WHAT DO WE WANT? REALLY WHAT DO WE WANT…EXACTLY----TO BE LEFT ALONE TO BE MEN! WOMEN---LET ME TALK TO US FOR A SECOND WOMEN WHAT DO WE WANT? ALL WE WANT IS A MAN TO FIX THINGS. I’M A WOMAN AND I OUGHT TO KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE AS MUCH HAIR ON MY FACE AS YOU DO MA’AM. I JUST STOPPED SHAVING ALTOGETHER……DON’T ACT LIKE YOU AIN’T EVER STOPPED SHAVING MA’AM. I SEEN YOUR HIGH SCHOOL PICTURES. YOU WERE IN THEATRE---AND YOU ALWAYS HAD THE LEAD ROLE AS ROMEO AND CAESAR…….ANYWAY….DISREGARD THAT…THINK OF THIS…..”HOW MANLY ARE YOUR WAYS?” THE REASON I ASK IS BECAUSE BY THE YEAR 2012 THEY SAID THAT THE ROLE REVERSALS OF MEN AND WOMEN WILL HAVE BECOME MORE PERMANENTLY EMBEDDED IN OUR SOCIETAL VALUES AND OUTLOOK OF AMERICAN RELATIONSHIPS.” THAT MEANS THAT THE METRO SEXUAL MALE WILL BECOME THE NEW INDEPENDENT WOMAN IN THE WORK PLACE!
