Often more than not eye am sought out for advisory in cunning and accuracy for "keep it real" friendship requests. Example is simple. If you or someone you know has breath that needs fire to burn off the corrupted palates of fragrance violation then this is what you say to that person or the mirror.
"Your breath tastes like buttery nipples with pepper sprinkled all over it!"
HOW DO YOU TELL PEOPLE THEIR BREATH HURTS?