Mr. Limousine Needs You

Tonight is Friday and my Saturday is booked. I only need to make $200 for the night excluding fuel. So If you want a ride in a limousine to your destination and a ride back home give me a call 817-264-7554.

 A LA CART

• $25 PER PERSON ONE WAY
• $35 PER PERSON ROUND TRIP PREPAID
• $45 PER COUPLE ONE WAY, ONE ADDRESS
• $50 PER COUPLE ROUND TRIP, ONE ADDRESS
• $200 PER GROUP OF 8, ROUND TRIP, ONE ADDRESS

CHARLES WILLIAMS LIMOUSINE  

• CHRYSLER 300 STRETCH LIMOUSINE
• 3 Hour block minimums to 6 hour block maximums on any discount or special offer such as this!
• $275 - INCLUDES 1 ANNUAL MEMBERSHIP (1 PERSON), 1  BLOCK OF COURTESY SERVICE, 1 COMPLIMENTARY BOTTLE AMMENITIES SERVICE
• Gratuity not included inprice, please consider your driver & service with gratuity amounts.

Sinner Saint Tour

Where ever he may be Sinner Saint can tell you are ready to laugh with the best of them.  The comedic styling of Sinner Saint very rarely tells a story but often times leaves you with a novel of insight only given by an elder or a prophet.
You will smile even when you are not ready to. You will laugh even if its not traditionally funny. What you will not do is keep it to yourself.
Sinner Saint's "The Life of Honesty" coming to a venue near you.

STOP TRYING TO HUSTLE ME

I'm actually proud of myself for standing my ground. I submitted a promotional offer for limousine service and received 45 hits of inquiry. I had 3 cancellations & 42 haggles for lower price.
I'm smiling because numerically my true client base is out there & can see the benefit of my program offer.

I love how all females think sugar moves me and how all males think pimpin can trick me.

PLEASE....I.M FROM H.P.  I GREW UP WITH SINNERS AND SAINTS. I CAN BLESS YOU & STEAL YOUR RADIO AS I SELL IT TO YOUR NEIGHBOR WHO KNOWS IT WAS YOURS"

I'm just saying I love me and you enough to respect hard work and quality service.

THE OFFERS
$295
2 passengers
4 hours round trip
$25 per additional passenger

$375
2 passengers
6 hours round trip
$25 per additional passenger

$575
Up to 8 passengers
Minimum 6 hours/Maximum 10 hours

TIME RUNNING OVER:

STARTING AT 20 MINUTES IS CONSIDERED AN HOUR AND WILL BILL AS FULL PRICED HOUR $150 REQUIRES CARD ON FILE AND SIGNATURE.

OFEER EXPIRES AT 25 BOOKINGS