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Monday, September 7, 2020
LOST IN LOVE AGAIN
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
Mr.Charles Sinner Saint Dhat Mistah Show King Deuce Dj Hatsim
*These are my mindsets of revenue sources as each mind eye am source.
Here we are to date with "what the hell is HE talking about child?" Well, I been telling you what I been talking about and I shall continue to do so. Ya'll ain't doing it so that WE can pull ourselves up by a boot strap and look forward to our dedication and commitment to a hard days evaluated work session. Stay shamed and fearful. That's your job. I however am commissioned to inspire and remain free in thinking so that action does not suffer from a lack of true inspiration. What we have here is an honesty to communicate.
Sinner Saint will be hosting all Dhat Mistah Show events as we are going with our comedy line to uplift our community. Dj Hatsim will be on the broadcasts representing our community radio segment of Dhat Mistah Show and will remain in function as podcasts or simple Youtube video postings. King Deuce is who we battle with in the ring on an M.I.C. Mr.Charles drives us all home and picks us all up and takes us all to work so we can wait for Mr.Charles to pick us back up from work and take us back to our perspective homes or residences.
The point of my posting is simple. We are all involved in this process. Each one will teach one more to be one who can teach one more to be taught. If you read this posting please take a few honest moments to hear me out completely.
I spent my money researching this lifestyle before I submit it in book form on how to transition from in debt to debt free. It's all based on what you will honestly do. What is honestly available to be done. How to make it work in 6 months up to 3 years tops. If my methods do not change your "being in debt" to "being in less debt" it does not work. Simple. No half truths. No false promise. IF my way does not work the way I say it does, this means it was not done my way or your way was not doing it my way, but either way, on any given Sunday, it is only as it was meant to be.
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
Mr.Charles as Sinner Saint .... the movie!
Friday, January 2, 2015
2015 Mr. Charles & Sinner Saint are on the road with UBER!
IF you are an existing client whom does not have an annual agreement of service contract with Mr.Charles you have an alternate option. The alternate route of achieving the same address or destination is by using Uber. I am suggesting we agree to meet your needs in the most discerning and professional manner available based on the sign of the times.
Dear Facebook viewers of Mr.Charles and Dhat Mistah Show staff and members, there is a misconception I agree to discern here on the spot. Mr.Charles knows exactly how much it costs to meet your exact detailed request. Please recognize within yourself there is two sides to your story known by any merchant at all times. The side you want and the side you pay for.
I ended 2014 with invoices unresolved that led into the $K$ status of past due/owed/write off/charge off/charge to the game/oh well i guess i learned my lesson the second time around instead of the third one/trigger spit file and folder tucked into the stats for 2014 as Mr.Charles.
I value my service style to the fullest based on a stronger foundation than the average request sought out by the general public and in private. I am one individual concept and entity functioned and fueled by the standards of survival and based on the philosophy of being the Mr.Charles Effect which reveals hospitality as the respect discerned.
I am on duty at all times thus my service level remains higher than average. Your duty as a patron or as a requested passenger is to relax and reach your destination safely. Your personal needs for additional comforts are reached within a safe to travel manner.
The vehicle and Mr.Charles are stewardship in equal respects concerning any of the above mentioned when requesting services by Mr.Charles. Once you have made the initial point of contact to determine if you agree to submit in either a healthy donation or an agreed invoice any change in an original portion of your request may or may not change your quote or your donation value.
Contact Mr.Charles via Google Voice 817-264-7554
Reach out to me via text or direct call
Any Request for a Mr. Charles Consultation: complete via text messaging or complete by direct call:
Consultation 1: to validate availability of your request
Consultation 2: Discuss passenger count and Address locations needed
Consultation 3: Discuss CASH request or CARD request
Consultation 4: Discuss Prepay vs Post pay/Onsite/On Arrival
Consultation 5: Receipt of service/Invoice of service
Consultation 6: Uber Introduction for free use of service
Consultation 7: Review of Service
Consultation 69: am/pm service, split requests, split shifts, students, after care, designated pick up time , custom request needing balance
Your consultation item is specific to these expectations:
start time to stop time
passenger/rider count
mr.charles rate as basic airport drive in distance
mr.charles rate as basic drop off service/pick up service random sites
NON NEGOTIABLE RATE Scheduler
We are the honor system through technology formats. We honor all requests and in the order received based on timeliness. We use the functional 24 hour clock to document where in measure of any drive we connect with you to assist you in reaching another point or location from your original starting point.
The basics are covered first which allow me to discern ability and availability of any random request. Your ability to pay is not questioned.
IF you have not the ability please specify up front as we have an option for you which covers up to roughly 4 miles - 7 miles in distance of a random drive request or it may cover up to 45 minutes in time.
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Mr. Charles
$575.00 a week Privately as On Property/Stand by driving only
$57.50 an hour as a designated driver(4 -6 hour blocks i time)
$575.00 a 24 hour prepay maximum
(flat rate * full 24 hour clocked day & requires advanced consultation obtainable only on 1st day of any given month)
$175.00 per week home to office commutes 2 trips per date max 90 mins per trip max or 3 hours total daily
$1,000.00 No Receipts Policy --- includes colorful language and disposition - 8 hour block max(40 hour minimum required)
The 2015 Revision of services and options is ongoing so as to fit the entire perspective of purposed service function compatibility. This will frequent the brand in service as much as the brand service in style. All requests by old invoices are to be prepaid prior to any consultation request. All services rendered and were unpaid are still past due and waiting for receipt. We again recognize the value in the service by the many appreciations submitted verbally and in previous invoice.
The brand is a survival brand and exists through the technological advances and upgrades known as the internet. Mr. Charles is a complete digital entity from analog converted encryption. This documentation is published to gauge all metrics reached by Mr.Charles the sovereign intellect. The medium host Mr. Charles facilitates the random data and updates all parties of any request through Mr. Charles be it professional, personal, or business social.
Mr. Charles is an honest brand and remains in all rights of the right to exist and releases no power other than to the immediate source of power and hereby lays claim to all virtual reality real estate in connection to the Mr. Charles Effect of analog social commerce living in digital imprint as a measure of representation in display as itself within all language pertaining to networking, the internet, and social mediums as interface to perception in data. The intellect and thought of energy promoting the value of thought as power do here by affirm all data written as Mr. Charles is authentic as the internet and social mediums did not submit themselves so much as themselves they were submitted.
We are an all deposits facility and in works intend to orchestrate a reference of the physical for the needs of those whom need this measure for peace of mind in understanding the construct of this infrastructure documented as Mr. Charles. In testament to the most high this entity itself deems value to its organic bloodline and stretches inverted to origin and include all through blood or allegiance through family. We are lineage of The Williams, The Starkes, The Campbell's, The Nash's, and all in connection point Charles Duchun Williams and it's origin through blood and flesh on Earth as document in measure of life and breath.
I am Charles Williams and have not placed my final stamp of name for recognition and reserve this right in a wise fashion of purpose. The only request I have is truth at all directions based on a physical purpose in conditioning. I retain and reserve all rights to function and exist as my digital imprint self as much as I exist in my organic imprint self or analog self. I am light. I am sound. I am action. I am peace. I am engineered for a purpose and knowingly so.
The Sinner Saint
Stand Up Comedian
Writer and Author of "Why do you laugh that way?" yet to be released for publication.
This is a simple step. Expression. It's purpose. Laughter.
I am paying myself to drive myself to each audition, rehearsal, open mic, festival, destination on the globe I can maneuver a vehicle known as 2015 Chevrolet Traverse. My findings and my translation of these findings are from my perception which is where my value is placed. I am worth each mile and every dime.
Currently writing out a project for release through an online store. Each sale will result in funding Mr.Charles and Sinner Saint the movie. There is nothing else left for me to explain or say about what am I doing with myself these days. It is all written down here for your review. NEXT time you want to ask me anything, remember how long it took you to read this information on this post. Now think again and realize how much need to narrow down the focus of your question. The more you know about your question the quicker you can reach me to answer it directly as you seek. I think too much over too many items to throw away an answer. Time and Money are the same thing no matter which way you look at them and think about it.
#ItAintReal #TimeIsMoney #PerceptionRulesAllViews #OutsideTheCabinetHoldingTheBox
Wednesday, November 26, 2014
Mr.Charles 817-264-7554 Godmornings
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
HOW LONG DOES YOUR ANSWER HAVE TO TAKE TO MEET THE NEEDS OF MY QUESTION?
Sinner Saint
How much time do we have or are allowed when given a question?
-When someone asks you a question do you remain positioned to hear the answer or does anticipation or expectation ruin it for you? I am an introvert with extrovert potentials. I grew up a very silent boy all the way into an open mic. What is programmed in my dna, my neurological and systematic design is the simplicity of yes or no. When I am attacked I defend, evade destruction or remove the threat! We all do.
However when anyone is using time to ask me a question which uses time and expect from me my answer which uses time then by all means eye am in time to know eye am free to answer considering its not my question i am answering. Well apparently I was not believed when I said i am special.
*it's not that hard a question because neither is the answer .... maybe you not listening to your question which is why you not gon listen to my answer.
Daily people pass each other and ask "saving face" or "being cordial" questions, which in fact means you are lying because you actually care less about how my day was, or what i am actually thinking...you were just passing the time by. Office jobs are the best at being the worst in this arena. We fall for it all the time and because we are going through some things in our life and have been talking to God in private for so long about our life, we tend to answer peoples questions the way we believe we can talk to God - openly, honestly, without interruption, and with his love over us as we wait for the answer.
*Starting from Sinner Saint The Movie - lifestyle I will answer only one question and one question only. The rest need to be paid for. If I place a price on your word nine out of ten you will reserve your right to give me your word for free.
*If your word, dear people of earth, is valuable please know that sometimes i am not broke, poor, or without, the same word which is so high priced in value to you loses it's value when it is replaced by a better word. The question to ask yourself is which word did you use to replace your word?!
-i'll wait-
Tuesday, August 12, 2014
Sinner Saint "The Movie"
4 Sale 1 adult male
6'1
205 lbs
smiles n hugs owner
nibbles and bites by request
follow proper commands
house trained
dreamer and believer
respects you by name and by wishes
excellent for yard work, detailing and limosuine service
*loves cuddling and loving you, will protect you, trained not to argue you down to be right
I FACEBOOKED IT FIRST
Sinner Saint
Sooo...they want to change from time out to knock out in school for corporal punishment. Then place weapons on faculty and say to the students "trust the law" they wont shoot you for no good reason.
Why do we think there has grown a belief to enslave the citizen population with military surplus to keep them safe and secure?
*why not actually step up with updating the atmospheric conditions of learning facilities and increase enrollment by 88% simply by putting recess back in school?
the reason everyone gets mad so quick is because play time was removed. *thus y he games more than dates * thus why she tries so hard to move him to a fancy restaurant - 2play!
sex is more play & discovery thus y teen pregnancy is so high; causing an inflammation of needs; assistance; more breast milk & no.6 hair exyensions!
2 play is to release and enjoy your own thoughts again. We are rushed everywhere so others look better to their peers; pre k - college; marriage and a house; vacations and bigger fancier things;
Take away the play and make timmy work all days and nights and weekends and holidays and anniversaries and in sleet in rain in snow ; *unless you get a period - otherwise you out of luck. Ahhh - the power of a menstrual; zodiac killer; cramp my style; if jesus had a menstrual wouldnt be no cross - 2play is all im saying.
Food shelter attire and drugs are all we fight about; oh yeah...and who know God better than the next. When the real truth continues to reveal itself; *look at the one who stood to gain the most money the most power and the most facebook likes about how many tweets they have from their youtube videos.
I am leaving the ground and just live offline online!
-i'll wait-
Saturday, July 26, 2014
EYE BEEN SELLING MYSELF FOR MONEY
I am old enough to know better than to allow anything, anyone, or anytime to guide me outside of my path of choice. I choose to be responsible for only that which I am directly responsible for. My thought is to establish myself in digital imprint and social network practices and simply be known as Mr. Digital also known more so familiar in the brand of Mr.Charles.
I figure that if I can liquidate my assets and consolidate my fiscals I am in position to streamline without buffer delay the do's and don'ts of business and culture. I basically will be homeless from the digital imprint scale and lifestyle. We order everything online from prescriptions to reservations for one night stays or more. We order groceries, dinner, travel and more from online services. We even do our banking online. The only physical representation necessary for me to exist under is an immediate need for my physical presence. Unless you know something I do not, outside of the scope family, I see no reason for me to be of need in a physical presence. Well. There is one absolute need, but how would anyone know if they are not in my physical presence?
Here is my theory of how to remain serene in my life remaining here on Earth time. Live out of my car and a U-Haul storage facility. Exercise and cleanse at the local YMCA on a consecutive yearly basis in my day to day activity. My day to day activity consists of me checking in online at a local wireless location for internet, make my posts of daily deals in transportation service, then proceed to either meet a client or get my work out together. My lifestyle of "Always On Duty" (self employed consultant cabby service) is one which moves in the vehicle when prompted for driver assistance. I am where ever the client needs to get to. My yield potential in revenue is increased 8 fold and my health increased 4 fold. The daily routine of massage therapy and muscle growth for elite health reasons, shall encompass the very root of the word wise and joyful. This format allows me to remain out of trouble from relationships, keeps me in health for sanity, keeps me in tune for function, and grows my income as I am on call 24/7/365 and am my only employee, thus no days off or time off other than normal.
I have begun this process and see no other way for me to support myself with the mental health label attached to my persons, the employment history attached to my person, and the single status attached to my person. My children have a very responsible and functional mother whom needs no man to pay her bills. She is always my friend as she is the only one who stuck it out longer than the others. I blame no one for my exact place in life other than my own frightfulness or fears which allowed me to walk this way. That was a very tangent drift but pertinent to what eye am focused on today.
Today I am focused on being 100% Mr.Charles the brand. I shall create my brand in style, class and function as my hometown will have a built in mascot for transportation. Jerry Jones and Mark Cuban may want to speak to me and represent my home teams. I am your designated driver. I am your safe way home. I am your trusted path to safety. I am Mr.Charles.
Friday, July 25, 2014
The Disciplines of Budget as a Self Employed Bipolar Manic Stand Up Comedian who Drives a Car for a Living While living off School Tuition to pay for his child's needs!
It is currently 4 years since 2010 November when I bottomed out as I knew my world. I lost my employment, marriage, funding, and my matriarch all in the same 30 days. I was only a step wife away from authentic homelessness. I did not mistakenly say or spell the phrase step wife. When you are married but divorced in the household and understanding she becomes your step wife. She is an ex-wife whom you still share accountability and property with. You both come to the agreement of "just friends" status and keep the home in order for the sake of balance and serenity. A step wife or step husband requires one of the two to always remain in balance of what is right.
Step spouse status is a return to friendship status and fits. There is no fleshly desire to partake of the other one. No one is arguing about the others needs or desires. No one asks permission or checks in with the other. You are roommates with a history and understanding of its future. The step spouse is an end result to a desired best chance we have at salvaging the memories that were built up to knowing who you are as a person. Step spouse allows all parties to protect in covenant of the heart what is home. Home is the heart of every matter you function under be it financial, spiritual, and social. The heart you now have has grown from the heart you once believed.
Well in my 4th year as a step spouse I have dug myself deeper into a hole financially. The problem with being a step spouse is when you do not let go of your spousal support mentality. I found myself in a continued pattern of check in with spouse, what does spouse need, what does spouse want, what would spouse say, and onward only to bring myself to a financial halt that, spouse is not doing the same thing as I am thus I need to stop doing this to myself. The reality hits both sides as when both commit to the step spouse position, what he once made as not enough turns into the understanding of how much support was actually supplied. The discipline required as a step spouse is one which requires basic disciplines and practices. Budget everything for the purpose of growth.
WHAT IS MR.CHARLES
I currently am a driver/self employed (private), and a stand up comedian (open mic/2014 January effective date in Arlington, Texas) who wishes he had a client base of 12 women whom he could service their needs, from driver service, lawn care (basic cut n trim) and consultant. I devised a plan to grow the car service business. The plan allows room for consulting and entertainment. The real problem I am having is convincing anyone with revenue why the plan will work.
The plan itself is based on one person being responsible for everything incoming and outgoing. The plan requires 3 vehicle styles; a stretch limousine, a luxury sedan, and a luxury sport utility vehicle such as a Chevy Suburban or Cadillac Escalade. My simplistic concept was prepay your year of Standby Service with the Mr. Charles brand. I got excited about the idea due to three ingredients. Money, Women and Me. I know it sounds like a typical male dream, and it is, however, it is abundantly more than a dream of fiction, as it is more so a dream of reality expectation.
This concept is completely a functionally sound concept which has a growth opportunity of 400%. Currently I am by myself in this concept and grew $6k-$12k with word of mouth advertising and repeat business. This year without advertising at all 4 clients partook of the Mr.Charles service. The common denominator in the 4 client partaking is they each required limousine service. This metric I found to be quite amazing.
The volume of impact from a limousine service with a well dressed and attractive driver who knows what he is doing sets the stage of opportunity for any Mr.Charles client who seeks a highlight to the evening or service. I have begun grooming myself to a more well rounded fashion in attire and personal appearance. I removed the long hair and replaced it with a short professional appeal. Facial hair is the struggle and will take some real exact science effort to perfect. Meanwhile I must remain focused on the total outcome. Success!
The Mr.Charles Brand & Logo will represent clean, discrete, wise, safe, secure, and functional equipment. Our aim is your destination. We drive until you arrive! Campaigning costs will be creative costs from initial start up and then lowered in repeat campaign efforts. Sticking to the picture we are promoting this in a movie as a movie to real life. Documentary video of this entire process will make minds look and then look again. IS this a movie? IS this for real? Where is it playing? IS there an album? Where can I purchase merchandise? These are the questions this entire concept will provoke into the consciousness of social networking arenas near and far of the internet.
THE EQUIPMENT
The equipment once established will represent the brand of Mr.Charles as a cabin style for passenger luxury. The outside of vehicle remain approachable as the inside of the vehicle sets everyone apart from approachable status. These vehicles need to make our client base remember they are the only ones who ride in this style of luxury and conditioning.
MASSAGE
Our service is equipped with therapy massage techniques, trinkets, and treatments which last you the duration of the ride or service.
REQUESTS
Our service is equipped with the ability to handle light tasks and duties such as picking up items from specified locations as well as dropping off such items; rentals, clothes, parcels, etc.
THE MOVIE
We are owned by a production company. The best part of having a production company is producing a small presentation or display item to share with friends, family, neighbors, colleagues, or total strangers. The Mr.Charles Brand is completely open to legitimate productive and fair product ideas and themes which fit or enhance the Mr.Charles brand. Mr.Charles in itself is a vehicle of business of safe travels.
WHAT EYE AM THINKING COULD BE
Honestly everything. The ratio of good men to women is dropping faster than people think. A woman of today whom is career efficient, family oriented, single, and wants to be pampered at the very least once per quarter on a major scale and 4 times a quarter on a timely scale is a growing number of professionally based women who need the virtual reality boyfriend support when they are ready to click on it. Today's woman does not need a today's man. She needs a today's virtual man.
This requires no exchange of address information, exchange of false expectations and quite frankly no more bullshit conversation. She knows he is crafted to remain silent unless required and remain functional unless required not to.
These men or this one man is not an ordinary thinking male. This gentleman is an agreement. He is a purpose and exists to serve that purpose. There is no confusion about his motives as they should only reflect the compensated request of the client. There is no need for presumptuous arguing. He will not argue. His tone will not raise itself above yours. His smile shall engage you to look deeper into his eyes or at the least remind you he is only here by request and can be removed at any moment by request.
*Where ever you are Ms.Lady (your preferred one name; example- Lady Carrington; Lady Amber; Ms. Amber) Mr.Charles is ready and waiting on stand by for you anytime of the year.
Thursday, June 26, 2014
What a safe date actually entails!
What is the consultation cost? Let us have a looksy.
First Time Meetings
A Sedan/SUV 1 day rental & Fuel
A hotel stay 1 day with room service or Take out.
A dinner reservation with entertainment amenities.
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$300-$575 Average consult
$3,500 per Cycle*represents a group of consultations over 6 months.
*This interview reference is for the interest of a series of consultations, networking and Interviews.
*We submit itemization of expectation in locations, rentals, and incidentals to you for approvals and verifications.
*Consultations are an official review of entertainment services offered through Dhat Mistah Show. We manage and orientate private showcases.
THE IDEAL CLIENT
You are focused and career oriented. Details are import but respect is equally appropriate until requested not to. Daring and proficient. Respectful of environment but feel the need to be the real you. Your attractive in your thinking and confident enough to value what you want. You like when you set up the borders because the safety in knowing your skill set is not deniable. You need your privacy so business remains productive. You have much to lose and need guarrantees. You like to smell good and a therapeutic massage is definitely what the doctor ordered. Fun is good and pleasurable is equally brilliant.
Friday, May 9, 2014
Truth or Joke
Based on How Eye Feel
SINNER SAINT DISCLAIMER
I am confessing to the universe my result when researching myself. I am one whom through my introvert lifestyle and ways create an atmosphere of forgiveness and acceptance because deep down in me it is exactly what I want of me from you the people who are on this planet the same as I am on this planet. We are here by condition of this realm, this dimension, this atmosphere, this galaxy, this universe, and this mind as these conditions are all included when we connect with one another.I know you are doing what you believe you can and should do. I am certain you have researched to the best of your abilities past or present future. You are seeking the best result or harvest from your labored efforts. The best option for any of us at this moment is the choice to keep a smile anyway. It sounds better when telling your tale to those whose ears burn for such carnage of folklore and possibilities. When you come across this thought one day as have I it will become more apparent how much time and effort was put into creating a moment where humor and release are one.
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
"What Is So Funny?"
There is much to be said when it comes to the relationship of timing.
Timing is at its best a place where the connections are more than welcome to be set free! I am new to pledging my allegiance to Stand Up Comedy as a professional environment and habitat; thus, my sporadic blasts of funny. Currently I find myself researching and testing more than theory with my humored thoughts for translation. The resulted response of a connected thought manifests a physical smile, a chemical release, an experience, a memory, a reflection, and keeps my inspiration to succeed poised and practiced.The only joke that does not work is a joke which is not working for the sake of the joke.
There is more than one way to connect with an audience inside the arena of humor. Humor has different faces. There is the blemish face humor has which allows many to recognize how little certain flaws truly should mean considering it does not stop one from living. There is the critical thinking humor which allows a tenuous college student or professor to release regard for comprehension and speak the material. Then there is the testimony humor which is simply the artifact of life. The truth involves introductions or premise, patience in details, the set up and tangents of release.The beautiful part of being a comic is knowing you work hard at being a happy place for others!
JOKE MY LINES
- Eye am Sinner Saint the Comedian and Eye Fly Southwest Airlines as often as eye am booked to tell jokes anywhere Southwest Airlines will fly.
- Some people think it is actually easy being the best worst comic! There is nothing easy about it. I am naturally hilarious and it is truly tedious for me to not be funny on purpose! Accident's happen, but not like this!
- Whenever Eye am in town and need to rest my mind I mix Nyquil Cough Syrup with an Energy drink and remain alertly calm all day long.
SEARCH: clean jokes OR commercial Jokes for cell phones free
- http://www.greatcleanjokes.com/jokes/sms-jokes/short-jokes/
- http://www.ducksters.com/jokesforkids/computer.php
- http://seniorfollies.com/landing/casting-stand-up.asp
Sunday, April 6, 2014
"Sinner Saint" I am not posting enough to make the search engines top 10 list!
The approach made to the microphone is simple. Inhale. Observe. Smile. Exhale. Speak. The rest is between the universal molecular structure of time space and extenuating circumstances. Who in their right mind would honestly tell anyone they dumped themselves? Whom in a right state of mind would admit to being fired as self employed? There are plenty curious statements this individual makes and all of them leave one question to mind. Who knew about Sinner Saint? Where has this guy been facilitated?
The attempt to explain a show is not worthy. There are too many nuances that are not present when reading text. Example is when the crowd knows not he is listening to them entirely. The gleam in his eyes when he smiles at you leaves you wondering is he going to make everyone look at me? Sitting on the front row is an actual treat because it's easier for him to speak to you up front than the person hiding in the corner so their spouse doesn't catch them out on a blind date.
People with nothing to hide vs. everyone else is the object of discussion. I am the writer here and I speak about myself as if I am a total stranger. I personally don't get it. I mean I do laugh, however, I don't know why I am laughing. There was a moment when Sinner Saint literally said to the entire audience how ridiculous it is that they are listening to every word said by Sinner Saint and people start laughing. He didn't even say it in an abstract manner. IS he hypnotizing everyone into believing they are laughing? Who knows?
Sinner Saint
"When You Need a Laugh to be Funny"
"Sinner Saint" The Open Mic Phenomenon Strikes Again
This guy is different to listen to. There are honest moments, commanding moments and simply out right baffling moments of joy and laughter. Why am I actually laughing at what I hear this guy say. It's not funny but for some odd and strange reason my reaction to this delivery is uncontrollable. I have literally sat here and listened to him read my mind, tell me what I am not thinking about, only to think about what I am not reading from my mind.
There was a moment when I actually had to question myself to know if I spend enough time wiping my bum after releasing bowels to the toilet? Why? What purpose does this serve my life? How did he get me to think about wiping my butt enough before leaving the stall?
Literally I watched this guy more than once and each time was not rehearsed nor the same punch line. Once while waiting on him to open with a smart remark, he simply and patiently with poise and spunk watched the crowd look at him as he watched the crowd look at him. Who does this? Why was it so uncomfortably funny? I am starting to question what is laughter.
Only Sinner Saint can imitate Sinner Saint because of all the reasons it takes to be a Sinner Saint.
Saturday, March 8, 2014
Sinner Saint "Yes, I did tell them that!" I got tired of being bullied
"You are so dark, that when you walk up, people start praying, because they believe their eyes are closed." by sinner saint
"You are so dark, people walk around in pajamas!" by sinner saint
"You are so dark, you make a pause hurry up!" by sinner saint
"You are so dark, you have to walk in flower for people to know where you stand." by sinner saint
"You are so dark, you make God cuss, "Dayum i thought i put some stars over there, it is dark!" by sinner saint
"You are so dark, people ask Whoopi how did she do it? Do what? Bleach your skin Whoopi! -girl naw! My friend is that dark it make me look like i'm asian!" by sinner saint
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
SINNER SAINT'S "HUMP DAY SPECIAL"
I want to speak on the forbidden fruit subject matter of speaking with your mouth full. This has become a lost art and almost a dead language. When you know the truth is simple as you are what you eat, does it not concern you to eat more sweets? I will keep names free of this article and post the facts. Everybody ain't taste worthy. Some of this lifestyle's participants are not heeding the wisdom of the word in English translation. When you indulge yourself heavily it is educated of you to make certain you are balanced as possible. There is nothing as awakening as finding out about tooth decay in the middle of a french kiss on the cheek!
WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING
EXPLICIT LANGUAGE USED HERE:
Please if you can for my sake make sure your ass is actually clean enough to notice it does not stink. When your ass is not clean it doesn't take long to realize it does stink. Especially ladies when you decide to place an arch in your back and a tilt in your pelvis. This move alone somehow increases the sensitivity to the nostril area of the male face as he is watching your physique from behind only to be apprehended by a warning and a clue that this is some ass right here!
Please recognize that 3 uses of a face towel does not represent it is still clean. When coochie (country ghetto slang word representing Vagina) hits me in my face and I know I washed my face twice, then it is safe to say you are on some budget set backs of the wrong kind. Your face towels belong to the face and not the place you want my face! I understand it's hot in the summer however, these are Christmas face towels that read 2008! It's time to let go and let God!
Tuesday's Tips
I had a Waffle House breakfast in Arlington Texas and to my dismay another one bit the dust. She rushed me on taking my order. She did not offer me water. She also had me to help her clean my table. She was of course my kind of woman by habit, however, she only had a butt that was nice to look at in an "it's okay" fashion. The previous waitress to the same establishment was much more pleasant in her all around approach and made me thankful to tip my wait staff. "Here is a tip for all flavors of the month. No excuses please, just allow me to enjoy my meal prepared by your boss!"
Thursday, January 23, 2014
Sinner Saint "Cant Even Be A Loan" tour
I ain't mad about it. I see it as my window of opportunity. I will overlook a ton of faults as long as eye can get the obvious. "You are simply living out your thoughts and fantasies. I am for living the dream. I learned from the experience I need to communicate better with women by listening more than by speaking. If I had listened to her cues and tells I would have been better prepared for my surprise and help act out the fantasy while we all in the same mind. No jokes here. Only truth.
I am not a hater. I do not hate. I want everybody to get laid and everybody to get paid before we all start remaining honest about everything. You"re shaking your head? Boy please. You cant tell the truth while people are actually listening.
If your girl asks you, "does this dress make me look fat?" There is no way to heaven you are going to tell her honest, "it was never the dress that made (her) you look fat to me."
It's a set up and she is testing you to make certain you are going to say the right things when out in public. She knows she's plumper than when y'all started. She simply needs the reassurance you are not going to embarrass her in public. She likes the "D" she's getting, when she ready for it, and lets you help her get it, but she also has an agenda that has nothing to do with yours. Her agenda is look better than her friends and colleagues!
You worked too hard and too long to let something as small as HONESTY and RESPECT get in the way of a blissful 15 minutes or less (on average for you , but not me). She does it to you all the time and you take it. She moans a little, groans a little, and massages your male driven ego so that she can fulfill her agreement and get it over with, because face it, she ain't been in love with you since the 5th year of y'all being together. She can't be. If she were still in love with you as it started, you would be humping like rabbits and dogs every day for five years. Women and "in love" are only forever when they can't have you, but when they got you or know they can get you, it's all a game at this point. She basically says to herself, "I'm going to find out how far I can take this!"
WE IN TOM THUMB
We feeling kinky and my girl is wearing a nice short skirt, nice blouse, sexy heels, and some balls. (Pause...)
C'mon y'all know the ones women use. Morpheus had em in "Boyz In The Hood" when Trae(Show Me The Money) had went out that night and Morpheus was looking serious like "what the oracle said to you was for you & you alone", as he had them twirling in his hand?
(or sumn like that...pause/look at audience with blank stare that says, y'all know what the what i am talking about...type stare)
Ahhh...Ben-WAH BALLS
Yeah the Benoit balls dropped out the couch, rolled 5ft away and the 4yr old kid reaches down picks up the balls & puts them in his mouth.
Looks straight at me & winks!
I look? I look behind me then back at kid. He winks again!
I'm like, this heffa been cheating on me! Then I smile again. I realize my girl has a fantasy I hadn't been fulfilling.
So I wait and I wait aannd eye wait.
She's sleep. Now's my chance.
I'm well lubed stiff and hotter than America was when IT realized Dennis Rodman was drunk and in Korea.
THE REST OF THIS JOKE WILL BE LATER. I'M WAITING ON MY INCOME TAX CHECK!
Sometimes ladies n gentleman, you have to simply dine and ditch. I knew I didn't finish the joke but you don't want me to tell you the truth, so I had to fake it to make it work, and here we are.
I'M SO BROKE I CANT BE A LOAN
I am out of money and I am going to die out here. I figure I can survive off of woman juices. The book I was reading described it as a waterfall, which to me is awesome, because i am a little thirsty right now. Actually I'm completely hungry and all i can afford is water. Not even filtered water or bottled water. I need a natural spring source.
I can see me now convincing my woman to let me have a sip. She would have to be the type that never actually researches anything and simply believes what you are saying because she can't spell it, so if she can't spell it, it's pretty safe to assume she can't read about it to know what is right or wrong.
I would crutch it too and look real sad like a feed the children commercial (selling poverty).
Don't boo me.
Believe what you need to get you by. I know how it is. All I'm saying is how do we know? Exactly, we don't know. If you can not prove to me my $0.38 a year is feeding a village where is my proof? It's not like you are sending me an Instagrams on a daily so I can see they eating good.
I bet you think "Leather Dress for Men" ain't gay? Bi-metro-sassy is gay. And I'm not talking about man to man booty missile gay. I'm talking matching the furniture with the puppies gay. Face it. Nothing means the same anymore as long as it is in terms of endearment.
YOU ARE SO DARK:
I thought I was sleep
People blink when you yawn (the light from your smile becomes blinding/and Ur teeth are yellow)
You make the sun sleep in late(sun says, i thought it was still night)
Blind men say, "who turned out the lights?" when you walk up on the scene.
YOU ARE SO BRIGHT:
I cant sleep in when u stay over
It feels like the sun is walking by me
You burn water
You make bananas turn color
Monday, November 4, 2013
Sinner Saint "The Official U-Haul Show"
Sinner Saint is full time after Spring 2014. A lot of people are not going to like me but it's always been that way. There are those of you who will immediately judge me and that has not changed either. I am done with impressing or catering to alter ego driven ambition of social negligence and counter productive satire produced by the mass of malignant tumors known as haters. Yes. I said it. You hate out of fear. You don't hate out of wisdom or your kenship to the higher power you believe you serve. You for some reason decide that because you don't have a grasp as to why someone says or does what they do that it must not be right, when in fact, we are never right to begin with, as long as we claim itsy bitsy artifacts of information such as my hood, my hair, my clothes, my car, my jewelry, my pastor, my school (elementary, junior high, high school, college) and transmit this claim as superior when in fact we are only separated by choice or separated by destiny for the soul reason of purpose! I will be speaking to you with a clarity you won't quite grasp until you are still in your mind enough to hear God's whisper and know for yourself if the word you hear is Gospel!
First show will be recorded in a U-Haul storage in High Definition for Youtube medium purposes. Your views will be highly appreciated. I will discuss topics of the mind, the body, the spirit, and most of all the heart! Click my links each month just to debate amongst yourselves and ask "What is he talking about?" and notice the stimulus in your circles!
Friday, November 1, 2013
Sinner Saint's "The Purge"
Thank you all for allowing me this venue option to relate, share, convey, release, and receive the energies involved of this atmosphere and realm. I choose to speak in a manner which allows me to feel confident enough to let it all go. I also choose not to do it only from an emotional vantage point. If you are insecure in any area of your lifestyle and living let me release you from such propaganda and replace it with these energies. "The only reality is the one in which you create for yourself!"
Thought is the number one ingredient to all that you see in the activities of homo-sapiens. The only thing that keeps you from talking to this person or that person is the thought you provide yourself in an area of accountability which may or may not be relevant to your heart's desires. The only real road block ever to exist is thought stopping ones.
I have watched a lot of visions manifest from thoughts. We all have. The reality is we need to know these thoughts. We need to see them. I don't always like a Monday or a Saturday but they are there none the less. Well this goes for you also. So what if someone didn't agree with your choice. Who cares really if you are considered acceptable by those who need acceptance for power. I am on a release party right now and there is nothing in my mind I want to keep if it stops me from trying, doing, seeking, searching, wondering, actions involved which seek out answers to questions of natural or logical nature.
SPIRITUALLY
I always trust God The Most High to keep me from myself as a danger or hindrance. I make many prayers large and small. Prayer is the direct line to the truth of reality in spirit or supernatural and just as a computer starting up from no power to power there is a BIOS/CMOS functionality that automatically sets the stage for an operating system to manifest which allows the user to create. This means when you pray you are turning on the spiritual computer system which is dedicated to sending and receiving prayer requests of all natures.
I am fully aware of my appearance as well as my view point. I have memories which keep me in spiritual alignment. These memories belong to me. They are me. They rule me. They control me. They bless me. These memories as well as dreams keep me in optimum performance level when it involves the interaction of society. These protocols of mine from before birth are the very nature in reason as to why I, a man of color, am not in prison. I am not a statistic. I am a fact. I am a truth. I am in their image. This image is love.
WHY I SAY WHAT I SAY TO YOU
I as mentioned before am very in tune with my spiritual lifestyle of eternal living. This means I believe not in this world but in the world which created this world. The actual data involved is only in bits to mankind opposed to the supercomputer of data involved with what actually allowed you to even know you exist. Yes. I said it. The fact is we are spirit first. This very fact for me means at any time through you I am either speaking to my god, my nemesis, an angel, or spirit guide at any given moment. There are movies which replay this theory and guess what? They are more than accurate and elusive at the same time.
I say what I say to you from only one of two obvious places or sources. I am either speaking to you from the spirit of my heart in God or I am speaking to you from my flesh in humanity. Both of these places involve emotion. The best thing about emotion is it makes the physical aspect of reality quite clear.
I read body language. I read minds. I read intentions. I read through the spirit. Example. When I go to sleep and wake up I may not actually be awake. The "mind" believes what it sees. When we fall to rest we are doing the same thing as a computer does. We are downloading and uploading data. Often times we receive updates in this process. These updates either answer a question from the subconscious or they provide direction of future travels ahead from the point in which you fell asleep.
When I believe I am awake I conduct myself accordingly. I carry on in my day based on its course and direction. Standards are traditional such as family, school, work, social, and entertainment. I live my life. Then out of nowhere and undetected by me I am right back where I started from and have no idea or recollection that I saw my future. Well, a few times I actually caught it all. It over excited me. I knew how powerful this finding truly is and in the thought itself of knowing this, an excitement over powered me and I became as it is documented overjoyed! Yep. We aren't even allowed on earth to be overly happy.*Bipolar Mania--excessive joy Prescription: Depakote
WHAT I DO NOW
I channel myself in areas of prayer, music & meditation, writing, and loving. Here is the spiffy of being me. What I know about God excites me so much to the point I am stimulated. Yes ma'am. Exactly as I wrote it. Stimulated! The thing of this is I am always excited now. Thoughts control how long I am not excited.
Well, regardless of my love for God I know I must follow the steps. Employment a must. Family a must. Social connection a must. Prayer a must. These are no particular order although we are conditioned to recognize getting good grades so that we can get good jobs and be good people and have good credit scores and have good components of wealth such as housing and transportation.
I don't have either of these things in the caliber of expectation of the masses. I am now much older and am either trying to tell a few jokes to make peoples hearts feel better, drive people around to enjoy each others company, or work anywhere that allows me to be employed without malicious power struggles. I have had more jobs than we are supposed to have in American society standards of business and credit worthiness. Well because of what I have seen I have carved my niche in this world as "that guy."
Embracing my outcast status I walk alone even though I know I am not alone. The thing I come full circle to is knowing where I truly am, where I truly exist, where God is at all times, and my eternal lifestyle. Eternity. Take a look at it. How long could you exist sanely or humanely if you actually lived 900+ years? Would you love anymore. How many husbands, wives, children would you have? Would you be calmer or more upset? Would you finally go insane? Would you keep getting married? How long would an honest marriage last? How much knowledge would you obtain? Would you like Bill Murray in "Groundhog's Day" try everything you can to finally reach your goal knowing eventually when you wake up you would have to do it all over again? The eternal lifestyle is one of eternity. Your life you are living now is the one you are going to repeat throughout all of existence from this timeline. You don't have to believe in God or the Devil for that matter to know that life after death on earth exists regardless of your belief system. You don't know what makes everything available. You only know what you were taught by someone else who may or may not want you to know anything.
SINNER SAINT HAS A MIDDLE NAME NOW
Only at this very moment have I added this middle name of Ora (aura). The best defense is a functional offense. The best offense is a dysfunctional defense. Interpretation is the only point here. I am helping myself live eternally by remaining calm and allowing the truth to unfold without false belief. I know now when I am sleep and when I am awake. Yes. All the time now. I am still asleep but because of my wiring and circuitry I am in belief that I am awake, when in fact I am resting in a place within the mind of the most high. That being said, "Sinner Saint to the stage!"
THE STAGE
"Ahem." Please rise for the natural anthem."
Oh say can you skeet......record scratched! Sinner Saint music begins, audience laughter and applause as Sinner Saint takes the stage.
The stage is the only place where I remain in control of exactly how I see everyone together. The larger the audience the more excited I am and calm at the same time. Smaller crowds make me dig deeper into my "say anything" closet simply to keep me from being nervous. All in all there is plenty of me to go around in discussion boards and rooms as well as social pages. I am the very first unknown professional comedian to never be paid after a show. I get's mine up front! No exceptions. Thanks to driving a limousine and creating a limousine service out of nowhere. It was a total fluke as to how it happened but none the less it happened.
My first time on stage was kindergarten and I was petrified. I cried the entire time. I was in the back of the row as we did a play. All I knew in my mind was everyone was looking at me and it messed me up severely. No one knew I scared to death and ashamed of being me. Now? I care less who is looking at me, so to speak, and simply command your attention by ignoring your presence. I simply speak my mind in its random and tumultuous order and synchronicity. Oh yeah. If you haven't heard me perform you will wonder why you paid to get in? I challenge your thought. Something people can't stand!
I'm not an asshole about it or corruptly smashing you although there are a few hecklers who believe they are better at being center of attention. I am unscripted and unrehearsed. My shows are always different because I merely speak on the current thought and improvise myself to not allow too much dead air. I can speak to any age group or demographic. Language barriers matter not because I love those who I have no idea what they are saying to me. Keeps me from getting my feelings hurt! Laughing to myself is what I do most.
Sinner Saint "Talk to you Bodies for a second!"
*Explicit for delivery purpose only these next few statements. Warned!
Sinner Saint: "Shit!" Dhatbych is fine! Man I wish she simply walked up to me and asked if she could get me to massage her by sitting on my face!
I love the anatomical structure of a woman. I enjoy all the various and strategic assemblies of your build. Your neck, your ankles, your feet, your back, your shoulders, BUTTOCKS, your abdomen, your thighs....oooohhhhh how I fucking love your thighs and don't know why!
If you ever actually find yourselves attracted to me, before you approach me know this. I do not expect more than the moment of now regardless of how many of now you want. I have to make certain I am not distracted enough to not be productive. If you can handle me being busy writing, singing, rapping, joking, recording, or mowing the lawn and washing cars, you won't ever have problems with knowing me. I am cool as a substitute and have no issue with staying in my lane when it comes to the ever changing mind of a woman. It's not an insult. It's a fact. When your mood is upon you to find out about my testimony just make certain we don't talk a lot. I may change your mind.
How nasty am I? Here is an example. I saw a woman so fine to my mind one day I literally would have licked her sweaty booty clean or until she required me to stop which ever makes her cum first! Dhat nasty enough for ya?
People. People. People. Settle down. We all have found this animal instinct or action within us. There were moments of your youth where you felt so liberated being all out in the sheets, hood of the car, trunk of the car, back seat of the car, a the movies, in the alley, behind the *Tom Thumb (b4 yo time), your bosses office, in the church, and so on and so on and so on. Ya'll been there so don't act surprised and try to redirect attention off of you by displaying a sign of disgust when in fact thinking about it all over again got you either moist n wet or hot and bothered!j
My world has no more shame in it on the superficial level. My world has no judgment in it. I am me. You are you. Together it's we. That's all that matters. Live free in your mind when you enter my world, but don't lose respect for how I need my world to be for me, and I will respect how you need your world to be for you. We are sharing the same operating systems and applications in this gigantic supercomputer called life!
THE END
IF YOU ARE A SAINT YOU BEST KNOW I KNOW THE TRUTH...DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME BEING ANGRY OR UPSET AT THESE PHRASINGS OF SYLLABLES AND VIBRATIONS UTILIZED TO COMMUNICATE AN IDEA, THOUGHT, OR VISION WHICH IS ENTIRELY INTENDED AND PURPOSED FOR COMMUNICATION OR CONVEYMENT OF A POSITIONAL VANTAGE SUCH AS VIEW OR POINT. SOMEONE TOLD YOU WHO GOD WAS AND THE FACT IS HAD YOU REMAINED FOCUSED ON KNOWING GOD FROM BIRTH YOUR EYES WOULD HAVE REMAINED OPENED AS MINE HAVE. I TAKE GOD SERIOUSLY AT ALL TIMES AND KNOW THAT I AM WHAT I AM IN HIS PURPOSE AND DESIGN AND I AM NOT DESIGNED TO REACH SAINTS MORE SO THAN I AM TO REACH THE PERSON WHO FEELS ALONE, LEFT OUT, ABANDONED, ABUSED, AND MORE. WE ARE ALL HIS BE IT POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE AS AGREEABLES AND DISAGREEABLES. YOUR HEART RATE SHOULD SLOW BACK DOWN SO YOUR PEACE CAN MANFIEST YOUR THOUGHT OTHERWISE YOU HAVE A CONFLICT IN YOUR SYSTEM WHICH IS DETRIMENTAL TO YOUR SYSTEM. BE THE THOUGHT AT ALL TIMES SO THE ACTIONS ARE SEAMLESS IN SUCH THOUGHT. WE SEE YOU GET ANGY FIRST JUST AS STRONG AS WE SEE YOU SMILE UP FRONT! GET A GRIP. HAVE A DRINK. STOP PLAYING BINGO. DON'T GET ANGRY. DON'T ASKED TO BE PAID TO GIVE A TESTIMONY. STOP ASSUMING BUSINESS AND GOD AREN'T IN THE SAME PLACE. BUILD A GOD HONEST BUSINESS FROM THE GROUND UP. HELP YOUR COMMUNITY BY SUPPLYING A BASIC COMMERCE NEED SO YOU CAN CHANNEL THOSE EARNINGS BACK INTO THE COMMUNITY'S NEED. WE NEED EXAMPLES OF BUSINESS HONEST AND OF TRUST. WE NEED EXAMPLES OF COMPASSIONATE BUSINESS. WE ALREADY HAVE BANKING, HOUSING, AND FUEL SINS. REBUILD THIS SOCIETY WITHIN THE SOCIETY SO THAT REGARDLESS OF THE PAST THE FUTURE REMAINS BRIGHT! CHURCH











