My Way

I grew up to be a rookie comedian. During my child hood eye was sensitive to light. My first kiss was an albino girl name Sarah. She let you kiss her if you asked. We wanted to know. We asked. We kissed. We finger paint and take a nap.
*I just realized we basically slept together.

One of my early childhood memories is calling a parent by their name. Momma's name was momma. Daddy's name was *go ask your father.
  i should have known better than to think he was my dad. The signs were clear. *He posted notes all over the house that said, "do not say dad to me, he's the one who left ya momma-I'm only here for pussy cat." *That bothered me tremendously because we had fish. We didnt have a dog named pussy cat....

I had many white folk around me when we left the hood off and on. I never knew that "nigger" meant me until I got around black folk who didn't live at my house.
I was in the 6th grade when I found out I was black and a nigger.
From 7th grade to 12th grade I found out I'm too dumb to pour piss out of a boot down hill in tennis made of skin and bones.
I was a freshman on college to find out, "no it's true-a girl makes you dumb when she likes you."
I stayed stupid for over 40+years.
*Now i'm smart. I no longer have a woman who likes me as I am(dumb). I have a woman who wants me for my security package options.

When i see a woman I like I lean in to her and say, "would you be my employer and give me a raise!" I like working overtime.

One time a lady responded to me and said, "as long as you don't make me late or call in sick we can do sumn. *8 second delay rule goes here.

My first in public girlfriend was Lynn Alexander. We liked each other a whole week. That is 3 years in kiddy years.
What is like? The entire time I spent searching for feelings. Do I love her close or do I punch her in the arm?
*Eye should have known that eye was never going to be dumb enough to get rich or smart enough to stay away from girls and be wealthy.
"I chose love." (awwwww)
3 ex-wives, 1 set of stab trophies later....im still dumb. Trying again and again and again to find the woman who rejects me. I am hooked. One day I may lose it all and be blinded from the fall upward as my angel saves me from myself and has her way with me over and over and over again in passions unheard of before in a public setting between two goal posts as onlookers cheer on the brilliance of such passion and erotica. Yes. I may actually have to be attractive and alone at a drive in theatre changing reels as my sanctuary.
Orrrrr. I can do stand up.

Sinner Saint is "NuKyanibol"

I am walking thru this period of my days on earth as a complete circle of proof truthing. Boothipated like a bandage from the womb candid temper north ambient for an ambulance there is a scent of hint in your grin. May eye recommend a dark tastey more so like a handshake but appealing like bakes from my mah on my wife side X marks the spot eye take upon my covenant of responsibility though doom fears my fate. I sink nah thirsdee of a week lets climb a boob before eye speak i feel better when eye grasp the motions grind mine teeth 120 on a character beach sand between my cleets im ready for the sack quarterbach i love the smile of deep thought head in a lean right direction full effection yes erect posture is for position of the preference in the mission open wide ready

The direction of your affection is deep

Bounce hat tight like raps of mine or theirs eye heard it all before my age displayed my beat. The value in regard to the pencil of my lips the tip of my yum we hum and songbirds begin to strum. The sir sends ape a trumpet for the vibe to climb fly jets if you bet you have two options are a peak of an attraction purpose module not mule or you'll on the sheet of sea men who meant the respects to keep. Sewn eye can sense the patters of the feets and that's bleach!

The direction of your affection is deep.

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"Sinner Saint" I am not posting enough to make the search engines top 10 list!

I am jumping right into this thought with hardly any buffer. I don't have a clue why you are not asking your local radio stations for my opinion on anything? Do you not desire an alternative funny bone? The voice and styling of this comic is best suited for late night radio quiet storm sexy in the mood radio but this delivery is body rocking knocking the boots funny.

The approach made to the microphone is simple. Inhale. Observe. Smile. Exhale. Speak.  The rest is between the universal molecular structure of time space and extenuating circumstances. Who in their right mind would honestly tell anyone they dumped themselves? Whom in a right state of mind would admit to being fired as self employed? There are plenty curious statements this individual makes and all of them leave one question to mind. Who knew about Sinner Saint? Where has this guy been facilitated?

The attempt to explain a show is not worthy. There are too many nuances that are not present when reading text. Example is when the crowd knows not he is listening to them entirely. The gleam in his eyes when he smiles at you leaves you wondering is he going to make everyone look at me? Sitting on the front row is an actual treat because it's easier for him to speak to you up front than the person hiding in the corner so their spouse doesn't catch them out on a blind date.

People with nothing to hide vs. everyone else is the object of discussion. I am the writer here and I speak about myself as if I am a total stranger. I personally don't get it. I mean I do laugh, however, I don't know why I am laughing. There was a moment when Sinner Saint literally said to the entire audience how ridiculous it is that they are listening to every word said by Sinner Saint and people start laughing. He didn't even say it in an abstract manner. IS he hypnotizing everyone into believing they are laughing?  Who knows?

Sinner Saint
"When You Need a Laugh to be Funny"