BOOM BAP NATION

Showing posts with label SATIRE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SATIRE. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

HOW LONG DOES YOUR ANSWER HAVE TO TAKE TO MEET THE NEEDS OF MY QUESTION?


Sinner Saint

How much time do we have or are allowed when given a question?
-When someone asks you a question do you remain positioned to hear the answer or does anticipation or expectation ruin it for you? I am an introvert with extrovert potentials. I grew up a very silent boy all the way into an open mic. What is programmed in my dna, my neurological and systematic design is the simplicity of yes or no. When I am attacked I defend, evade destruction or remove the threat! We all do.

However when anyone is using time to ask me a question which uses time and expect from me my answer which uses time then by all means eye am in time to know eye am free to answer considering its not my question i am answering. Well apparently I was not believed when I said i am special.
*it's not that hard a question because neither is the answer .... maybe you not listening to your question which is why you not gon listen to my answer.

Daily people pass each other and ask "saving face" or "being cordial" questions, which in fact means you are lying because you actually care less about how my day was, or what i am actually thinking...you were just passing the time by. Office jobs are the best at being the worst in this arena. We fall for it all the time and because we are going through some things in our life and have been talking to God in private for so long about our life, we tend to answer peoples questions the way we believe we can talk to God - openly, honestly, without interruption, and with his love over us as we wait for the answer.
*Starting from Sinner Saint The Movie - lifestyle I will answer only one question and one question only. The rest need to be paid for. If I place a price on your word nine out of ten you will reserve your right to give me your word for free.
*If your word, dear people of earth, is valuable please know that sometimes i am not broke, poor, or without, the same word which is so high priced in value to you loses it's value when it is replaced by a better word. The question to ask yourself is which word did you use to replace your word?!
-i'll wait-

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

My Way

I grew up to be a rookie comedian. During my child hood eye was sensitive to light. My first kiss was an albino girl name Sarah. She let you kiss her if you asked. We wanted to know. We asked. We kissed. We finger paint and take a nap.
*I just realized we basically slept together.

One of my early childhood memories is calling a parent by their name. Momma's name was momma. Daddy's name was *go ask your father.
  i should have known better than to think he was my dad. The signs were clear. *He posted notes all over the house that said, "do not say dad to me, he's the one who left ya momma-I'm only here for pussy cat." *That bothered me tremendously because we had fish. We didnt have a dog named pussy cat....

I had many white folk around me when we left the hood off and on. I never knew that "nigger" meant me until I got around black folk who didn't live at my house.
I was in the 6th grade when I found out I was black and a nigger.
From 7th grade to 12th grade I found out I'm too dumb to pour piss out of a boot down hill in tennis made of skin and bones.
I was a freshman on college to find out, "no it's true-a girl makes you dumb when she likes you."
I stayed stupid for over 40+years.
*Now i'm smart. I no longer have a woman who likes me as I am(dumb). I have a woman who wants me for my security package options.

When i see a woman I like I lean in to her and say, "would you be my employer and give me a raise!" I like working overtime.

One time a lady responded to me and said, "as long as you don't make me late or call in sick we can do sumn. *8 second delay rule goes here.

My first in public girlfriend was Lynn Alexander. We liked each other a whole week. That is 3 years in kiddy years.
What is like? The entire time I spent searching for feelings. Do I love her close or do I punch her in the arm?
*Eye should have known that eye was never going to be dumb enough to get rich or smart enough to stay away from girls and be wealthy.
"I chose love." (awwwww)
3 ex-wives, 1 set of stab trophies later....im still dumb. Trying again and again and again to find the woman who rejects me. I am hooked. One day I may lose it all and be blinded from the fall upward as my angel saves me from myself and has her way with me over and over and over again in passions unheard of before in a public setting between two goal posts as onlookers cheer on the brilliance of such passion and erotica. Yes. I may actually have to be attractive and alone at a drive in theatre changing reels as my sanctuary.
Orrrrr. I can do stand up.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Sinner Saint Tour

SINNER SAINT'S FACTS OF LIES!

One day I was sitting in a physical rehab office and couldn't help but listen to the thoughts of a person who believed.....get this....President Obama is going to lead America back to England because of Obama-Care and his belief of Social pages.

Sinner Saint:  Let's skip past the facts or fiction of Obamacare and let's skip past going back to England and simply look at the belief.  This educated sounding woman with a straight face in tone and enunciation stated...."because of his belief in Social Pages!?

FOR THE RECORD
  • There is not one person who actually states and knows factually why they are against Obamacare other than they prefer to have poor people suffer and they want to be rich so they can charge richer prices in healthcare, and other domestic affairs of this country.
  •  The average american by the year 2029 will make less than working Americans of today but pay more for healthcare and pornography.
  • Movies will cost $15 flat and a large popcorn will cost the same
  • Marijuana will still be illegal but a Supreme Court Ruling will lift the identification currently required on Cigarette or Tobacco products of health risks for using product
  • Slave Trades are at an all time high for prostitution, and mining of poppy fields
  • Kidnapping will become the new war on drugs
  • KFC or Kentucky Fried Chicken will change its receipe for harvesting to increase portion size and profits
  • Haliburton will become the new fast food chain for office furniture
  • Q-tip changes it's format of apperance by simulating an Ankh which in fact makes cleaning out ear wax safer and increases profits by 800%!
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