The Last Time

You basically said all of these points to me:
1. pnutt its taking too long and it shouldnt bcuz of how i believe it should only be.
2.  just be my friend
3. it wasnt supposed to work anyway
4. you cant possibly be able to make enough based on what i know about it....
5. we dont discuss all pnutts business
6.  other points that all point to minus, minus, minus
7. u done talking and must cook for the child
***********************
Pnutt's left to stand in all of it composed. Walks to potty then to car to continue working on never being kicked out by anyone ever again in life.
I am not a child nor a pet. I am a full blown male of 46 earth years. Im wise and im loving. Im practical and liberal. I see things and know things other will not. i am only as i know to be.
**Everything that makes one choose to love me ... is exactly the very dear things which pushes one away from me. I never lied about what i know ... still not enough. ********

Mr.Charles as Sinner Saint .... the movie!

We buckle up to see you smile on every drive. This business card represents my connection or contact with you in person or by proxy. This means you must have listened to someone smarter than both of us but also very daring and risk taking. What is unknown to you is that you are in the company of greatness. I know this because the script read exactly those words I retyped on the back of this business card. No worries. I have actual jokes that get paid to be read or heard. -sinner saint-

Small Window Decals by Vistaprint

Standard Business Cards by Vistaprint

" ...who assed the question ... "

Sinner Saint is the only one who assed the question appropriately. #Selfie_Shit
*I am in the dumps about the selfie shits going on. I seen more puckers than smuckers and lemmons. Why all the pout mouths. Can we at the least be more profound in our self examined artistry? I guess we really dont believe in our character strong enough to fight the common cold or the flu.
-i'll wait-

Small Investors I'm Your New Option

Godmorning.
greetings
hotep

My name is Sinner Saint. I am an aspiring stand up comedian which so happens to be a driver service. I through entertainment share perceptions with the world.
Well my current perception is blurred and im trying to clarify it.

Currently I am centered in the middle of 3 parts to change my direction. My vehicle status, my debts and my duty to my purposes.

I currently possess $1850-$2,050 and am reaching towards $3,500.

The purpose is acquisition of an up to date vehicle I can dedicate as my own business vehicle like a taxi but more. It will be used to receive money only to make it move.
UBER is such a purpose and can assist me in serving it.

I will need close to $5,500 to get in the proper business style vehicle to increase my percentage of service requests. Otherwise I'll be forced to be an outkast Preist whom only enjoys girls who love girls who like me.

It will be February 2015 before I can reach this objective. Im using tuition funds to do it alone and to keep all accountability upon me. I could continue to be a burden to others but that ideaology has ached me too long and is getting worse every day i am not driving a client for compensation.

The Uber partner program will arrange & disburse loan repayments on my behalf from my driver earnings. They set it up so there is no question of loan repayments to banks. Plus the banks will think I'm not a minority male of 7 children who have no idea I exist and think their Uncle Raul is their step father from a second miscarriage.

I am only interested in reaching a main goal of self sufficience. I want to see me repay my debts current past and future. I am still a baby in being Grown as I encompassed these past 7 years in my life. 2010 - 2014 depicts in time my growth into business and its decisions I now know requires being made without emotional misdirections.  Yes. It means I can no longer cry at the movies alone unless it has been cleared through the legal department.

Mental Health documentation states to employers that my bipolar mania may not be fit for their standards and reservations about my resume submission (even mcdonalds and church's chicken). Self Employed reads as unemployed in the business world unless you are paying taxes quarterly of $10k. I gotta make this plan work people or go to jail for being paid to sleep with rich white & exotic women who want some chocolate flavored massageny in their tupperware.

Well luckily for me I am graced to be comical thus the stand up comedian status. 2014 is my year of favor and the seeds have begun to transition phases. I am 45 years young and growing. I want to do it the right way and will the right way for it to be done. Smiling!

SINNER SAINT
Eye am blessed in the wealth of seeing the simplicity of life unfold in front of me. I see the city in the most beautiful way. #InTheMoment

digital bootleg audio using a smartphone with unknown reording app, beats by dre headphones, and a laptop

I am in bad shape and need creativity to deliver me. The moral of my story is to never doubt your intentions when you know you are righteous in them. The upload I am attempting to submit right now is one of a .wma file. The recording is a brainstorm idea I had not realized meant more to me than the few words used as lyrics to the loop. I ended up with an entire concept and dance by the time I finished running on the adrenaline from the music. "Make Bank - Make Dollar" is my introduction single. The song is a dance song based on the life style of a self employed driver service "Mr. Charles." The video concept will entail other selfie users who record video of themselves performing the audio be it in a dance, a move, a mime, etc.  I will mash them all up and present a total project video with audio compatible to industry standard using .mp3 files and a simple service known as Tunecore.com

Mistah Boogii Productions

Sinner Saint Entertainment

KBGI Studios 69 on ya mickey fickey dial

Mr. Charles 817-264-7554 "A Drive you can trust to ride." 24/7 on call service

"DON'T TEXT AND DRIVE" DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE"

Sinner Saint's "Eye Know What You are Thinking"

What are you doing?

*There is much to be shared in this medium and format however, there are only so many characters accepted in the English language and alphabet so i shall remain discrete and simply say I been drinking and I been thinking.

There are so many things you can do with your own mind to change the conditions of your environment. One major thought is value. Do you value your opportunity the way you believe you do? I had to personally recollect my thoughts like Sonic Hedgehog and collect my rings. I am as good as I perceive myself to be especially when the work is done or being done. There is no need for me to let go of my dreams considering they , my God, and my word are all that is left to this shell of a male specimen.

Now what is risen out of the ashes of my old is the new glow of truth now perceived as Sinner Saint. Sinner Saint is exactly the aura and reason to know that life is the word you live by. This requires complete submission and wisdom to pull off and eye am exactly the one to do it. This adventure will grow my self worth and establish my bond and covenant of commitment to my family and friends; the ones i love.

Sinner Saint the movie
*tell the truth; observe the responses; fear no reactions; think from my heart; testimony; being black and not knowing it; wishing to be more and not knowing it; trust honor God and love are the bonds which support and strengthen me; the only way out is up!

This Campaign
*dedicated to simply living and simple growth using simple people to do one simple thing and that is simply tell other people about sinner saint the movie. T-shirts, hooded sweatshirts, baseball caps, and rock star posters will remain the consistent word of mouth through social media and other means of communication as we combine merchandising with marketing. Most marketing uses worth to sell merchandising. We are using merchandising to sell brand as a promotional purpose tool. This move provides texture to the word of mouth.

-i'll wait-

Sinner Saint "The Movie"

4 Sale 1 adult male

6'1
205 lbs
smiles n hugs owner
nibbles and bites by request
follow proper commands
house trained
dreamer and believer
respects you by name and by wishes
excellent for yard work, detailing and limosuine service
*loves cuddling and loving you, will protect you, trained not to argue you down to be right

I FACEBOOKED IT FIRST

Sinner Saint

Sooo...they want to change from time out to knock out in school for corporal punishment. Then place weapons on faculty and say to the students "trust the law" they wont shoot you for no good reason.
Why do we think there has grown a belief to enslave the citizen population with military surplus to keep them safe and secure?

*why not actually step up with updating the atmospheric conditions of learning facilities and increase enrollment by 88% simply by putting recess back in school?

the reason everyone gets mad so quick is because play time was removed. *thus y he games more than dates * thus why she tries so hard to move him to a fancy restaurant - 2play!

sex is more play & discovery thus y teen pregnancy is so high; causing an inflammation of needs; assistance; more breast milk & no.6 hair exyensions!

2 play is to release and enjoy your own thoughts again. We are rushed everywhere so others look better to their peers; pre k - college; marriage and a house; vacations and bigger fancier things;

Take away the play and make timmy work all days and nights and weekends and holidays and anniversaries and in sleet in rain in snow ; *unless you get a period - otherwise you out of luck. Ahhh - the power of a menstrual; zodiac killer; cramp my style; if jesus had a menstrual wouldnt be no cross - 2play is all im saying.

Food shelter attire and drugs are all we fight about; oh yeah...and who know God better than the next. When the real truth continues to reveal itself; *look at the one who stood to gain the most money the most power and the most facebook likes about how many tweets they have from their youtube videos.

I am leaving the ground and just live offline online!
-i'll wait-

i made a new word today

Sinner Saint's campaign to success
Opening Statement: "i made a new word today"

Sitting still in my feelings placed me in ready position. I am enthused at my end results to my quest. Peers will smile out loud and the one will shine. The preparation is simple. When it is a purpose to serve in abundance the only banter is the wait, but when it is a completed motion of point all collars release their buttons and flare opens doors in humility and grace.
*if you follow Sinner Saint at the Arlington Improv on Wednesday nights you will hear which word he made up.

sinner saint thursday look back

Sinner Saint fun fact.
*i try to get hydrated as im pressed for time and abandon that attempt to be on time.
i do my thang and dash off stage because im dying. i get hydrated sitting at the bar and get hit from my left with a no homo pick up line ... is this seat taken.
im listening to greets and meets of colleagues and on my left the no homo pick up artist starts with this "im gon make him notice me by my conversation" lookin ass and just keeps talkin. My food arrives (nachoes is all i ever get) and beauguards a chip with these words ... "let me get a chip off you...you got more!"

Later im washing my hands and no homo is critiquing me about hosting and i just remain silent.

FUN FACTS:
Cant breathe in bullsjit or bad air
Cant tell me how to share..i brought money!
Cant expect me to like you bcuz ots what u want
If you ever try this billshit again and i have   
not decompressed my anxiety attack, my 
huper ventillation or my bipolar mania?; you are gon find out how funny sinner saint really is!

EYE DRIVE A BOX CAPRICE NO A/C
MOTHER FUCKER IM HOT
GET THE FUCK OUT MY SPACE
(in my lower case voice)

My Way

I grew up to be a rookie comedian. During my child hood eye was sensitive to light. My first kiss was an albino girl name Sarah. She let you kiss her if you asked. We wanted to know. We asked. We kissed. We finger paint and take a nap.
*I just realized we basically slept together.

One of my early childhood memories is calling a parent by their name. Momma's name was momma. Daddy's name was *go ask your father.
  i should have known better than to think he was my dad. The signs were clear. *He posted notes all over the house that said, "do not say dad to me, he's the one who left ya momma-I'm only here for pussy cat." *That bothered me tremendously because we had fish. We didnt have a dog named pussy cat....

I had many white folk around me when we left the hood off and on. I never knew that "nigger" meant me until I got around black folk who didn't live at my house.
I was in the 6th grade when I found out I was black and a nigger.
From 7th grade to 12th grade I found out I'm too dumb to pour piss out of a boot down hill in tennis made of skin and bones.
I was a freshman on college to find out, "no it's true-a girl makes you dumb when she likes you."
I stayed stupid for over 40+years.
*Now i'm smart. I no longer have a woman who likes me as I am(dumb). I have a woman who wants me for my security package options.

When i see a woman I like I lean in to her and say, "would you be my employer and give me a raise!" I like working overtime.

One time a lady responded to me and said, "as long as you don't make me late or call in sick we can do sumn. *8 second delay rule goes here.

My first in public girlfriend was Lynn Alexander. We liked each other a whole week. That is 3 years in kiddy years.
What is like? The entire time I spent searching for feelings. Do I love her close or do I punch her in the arm?
*Eye should have known that eye was never going to be dumb enough to get rich or smart enough to stay away from girls and be wealthy.
"I chose love." (awwwww)
3 ex-wives, 1 set of stab trophies later....im still dumb. Trying again and again and again to find the woman who rejects me. I am hooked. One day I may lose it all and be blinded from the fall upward as my angel saves me from myself and has her way with me over and over and over again in passions unheard of before in a public setting between two goal posts as onlookers cheer on the brilliance of such passion and erotica. Yes. I may actually have to be attractive and alone at a drive in theatre changing reels as my sanctuary.
Orrrrr. I can do stand up.

Sinner Saint "I used to think"

I used to think I would be completely successful by age 35 and that i would travel the state of Texas maybe even the united states. Now i rewrite even remix my think. Today i think where can i get some money for a roll of toiletry wood. I have half of it nail on about the no working after 35 because i been unemployed since 33 and let me tell ya, it ain't easy living to see your dream come true. Especially in a grab your ankles, aggressive, dry, anal entry twist of fate, film, handed to you by the biggest prankster of all time called reality. Laughing goes here because you have 2 years left before you get fired and just had another wonderful surprise called after birth, remind you what an ice chip sweats like as you labor eternally trying to get channel 52 to show in HD premium b4  your medicaid expires. Ahh the joy of dreaming big!

Sinner Saint is "NuKyanibol"

I am walking thru this period of my days on earth as a complete circle of proof truthing. Boothipated like a bandage from the womb candid temper north ambient for an ambulance there is a scent of hint in your grin. May eye recommend a dark tastey more so like a handshake but appealing like bakes from my mah on my wife side X marks the spot eye take upon my covenant of responsibility though doom fears my fate. I sink nah thirsdee of a week lets climb a boob before eye speak i feel better when eye grasp the motions grind mine teeth 120 on a character beach sand between my cleets im ready for the sack quarterbach i love the smile of deep thought head in a lean right direction full effection yes erect posture is for position of the preference in the mission open wide ready

The direction of your affection is deep

Bounce hat tight like raps of mine or theirs eye heard it all before my age displayed my beat. The value in regard to the pencil of my lips the tip of my yum we hum and songbirds begin to strum. The sir sends ape a trumpet for the vibe to climb fly jets if you bet you have two options are a peak of an attraction purpose module not mule or you'll on the sheet of sea men who meant the respects to keep. Sewn eye can sense the patters of the feets and that's bleach!

The direction of your affection is deep.

Dedicated to my Career Choice

Sinner Saint's "The Joke that Didn't Work"
Improv Edition

*Thank you for allowing me to stand before you and express myself in full disclosure and nude. I want to talk about one small concern i have with single parent dating. You are not single at all. You been dating your child a whole year now. You treat him like he is in an adult relationship with you; ring and all.

"He is your child and not your boyfriend."
He's changed chemically and his genitalia makes him see boobs, booty, and touches. You may want to stop bathing him. He's 14 now and momma-when the light hits you at a certain angle the only thing in focus is A Boner and where to place it.

The thing about this natural stage of development is the boy is not aware emotionally his feelings. Here is how you help him. Ask him if he thinks you are attractive. Ask him if you were not related would he have sex with you. If he says yes and yes, you are by law required to protect this child.

Weird him out by doing these proven steps to a healthier child.

No. 1 Give him a shot of Wild Turkey
No. 2 Give him The Special massage;      by hand only
No. 3 Hypnotheraphy to remove memory of event
No. 4 Never acknowledge it

Here is why. Subconsciously all love is attached to mom. If boys could love their mommas they would; until fat and ugly arrives bcuz vanity is a youthful trait.  Allowing the subconscience to experience the event or moment and then move on is healthier than letting this one moment define his entire mind instead of build his mind.

I am not an incest advocate. I am an opportunist and if your scenario is custom made you have options.

- all eye am speaking of -

Project: Editing an Image and Posting in Your Blog (25 points)

My original photo came from my Facebook site when I started. I used simple editing and effects on the first set of pictures. These pictures include the blur effect, the swirl effect, and the animation effects of vintage and hue. I used the presets of Distort, Layers, Effects, and Basics.

ABOVE IS MY UPLOADED PIC WITH A LITTLE EDITING DONE TO IT BY FOTOFLEXER.




THE SINNER SAINT EFFECT

THE FIVE QUESTIONS ANSWERED:

• how easy was it to use the image editor?
• how easy was it to do the edit/enhancement?
• what features should be included in this editor that are not currently available - such as improvements?
• what benefits do you see with this technology?
• what problems do you see with this technology?

The FotoFlexer online image editor was simpler than I thought. I basically navigate to a preset and select any of the options to make changes to the picture. I am not really certain what other edits should be involved with changing pictures but I like the ones available currently on this editor. This technology benefits the beginning and exploring mind into editing in general. The only problem I see with the technology is one's ability to utilize it in an effective manner. Regardless of the tools we always need a mind to use the tools.

Truth or Joke

The very day you decided you could get away with it was the very moment you remembered how much trouble you are in because you were already caught looking at yourself in the mirror while trying to figure out how not to be exposed.

Based on How Eye Feel

SINNER SAINT DISCLAIMER

I am confessing to the universe my result when researching myself. I am one whom through my introvert lifestyle and ways create an atmosphere of forgiveness and acceptance because deep down in me it is exactly what I want of me from you the people who are on this planet the same as I am on this planet. We are here by condition of this realm, this dimension, this atmosphere, this galaxy, this universe, and this mind as these conditions are all included when we connect with one another.

I know you are doing what you believe you can and should do. I am certain you have researched to the best of your abilities past or present future. You are seeking the best result or harvest from your labored efforts. The best option for any of us at this moment is the choice to keep a smile anyway. It sounds better when telling your tale to those whose ears burn for such carnage of folklore and possibilities. When you come across this thought one day as have I it will become more apparent how much time and effort was put into creating a moment where humor and release are one.

Sinner Saint's "The Reality unto Me" it did not matter if he stayed!

 You are not going to like this but someone else is already laughing at it, thus, the purpose of courage when eye am drinking while riding under a woman's arch in her spine as she listens to "Drunken Love". Whether or not I had a father growing up my entire life, my end results of my own living would have remained the same. I would still be hated by the angry black women of america, profiled by the angry white women of america, and adorned by the true love of my life!
 I blame nothing anymore because I chose to land in the vagina and not on the back, face, neck, or kleenex. There is however a continued racism in this country, but it does not depict how often or how frequent I will be allowed to participate in the most natural act a human can perform in life. It did not keep me from learning how to iron clothes with a towel and water.
I grew up cutting lawns for favor and fruits. I grew up learning how to remain in touch with my feminine side, thanks to a very 3rd cousin from my pretend cousins side. Luckily for me I was a typical brother to my sister and did not like them enough to share something so intimate as "playing doctor." However, my sisters friends were perfect patients.
I am a single status filing IRS commodity of 1 dependent for legal purposes and appreciate a return on my investments. I am considering hiring out my tadpoles for $2,500 each per year for first 4 years and then the last four years of each tadpole from 18 to 22 years of age. If I stagger the clients just right I will be able to repair my '85 Caprice and put some rims on it!
-Sinner Saint-


JOKES I WROTE DOWN FOR MYSELF TO SAY AT OPEN MIC BUT DID NOT SAY THEM:

PORN

•  taught me how that you should spit it out and once that is done it's spat!
• anal is for assholes
• angry black women make horrible contestants on Japanese game shows(they don't sleep with their sons like the other women do for the fun of the show)
• massacre runs down the face better when a woman gags
• spitting on a vagina makes a spitting on a vagina sound
• a woman can wear her heels in bed as long as she keep her mouth open
• men say the dumbest things regardless of the sex
• big cocks don't always mean a big cock erection....it's just big....and that's big enough to film!

April 23rd My Gwendolyn

Dedicated to my Mother in Christ of Heaven as I exalt thee thy love guide over my heart. You are never wrong when it is for the love of me.
-your son-

SINNER SAINT
Wednesday night was interestingly a perfect middle of the week. I made no money at all and still found a way to buy some nachos and water. Open mic night blessed me with a few chuckles.

While I sat awaiting my call to the stage I wrote down some words.  I require preparations because of my anxiety and bipolar mania. I apply too much pressure sometimes on myself which activates my anxiety. When this happens I must think of or say something that makes me laugh and in turn the release from my anxiety and the return to calm or public normal.

The beautiful part of my mind is the flaw. I shall never be without material. The diversity of subject matter stems from a symbol of ambassadry which evolves all communication exchanges of wits and perceptions. The question mark?

I hear my name and I make the stage. Music intro plays as I jig then i signal for the music to stop.  The spot light shines and I review the room. I in review of the room smile inside because I can feel the attention. I'm it right now and it feels immaculately concepted.
Then the mind says; "mention the mic stand as your opener", and I did. What happened next was awesome short of miraculous. I heard a sniffle.
Now, I know what you the reader are thinking. However, I can't read so I shall have to work on this later. As for now I stay put.
Reactions inspired by my mind of communication stimulate my libido of courage and I begin to search even deeper for the rouse.

Remember my writing before going on stage? Yep. Didn't use any of it but I wrote them.

Sinner Saint: Top 3 Reason

Thankfully there is God. Thankfully there is a purposed reason. There is always  Barbedos and Spain.

The Plateau drug benigns false cravings for orange and green jello cubes infused in cool whip. All the while a handful of narrators dressed in plaid kung fu polo chant algorithms of favorites in Moments of beat boxing poker, lemon head whistling and my personal favorite as well tickle burping.
If you are lucky enough you will experience vibration balls. Its like blue balls build up but instead of paining you vibrate as in vibrations. 
Similar to a man made toy in reference but from inside the scrotum area. It is generated from an area in the brain which holds memories and critical thinking as they intersect. A most reflective style or point in the recall aspect of memory such as the familiar  command prompt for a compter to open any sorts of files or applications. The activity light on vibration while the computer processes all information at lightning speeds and more.

Yep. Has nothing to do with my point but it felt good doing it. Right here eye forget exactly what it is and make a plus out of this as such did I the now.

Anndddduh we're baaack! The point. The knowing from the doing or the doing from the knowing either way it is the know part that to know feels like when you know.

TOP 3 REASONS *69 ANYMORE

THE *
THE 6
THE 9
"THE BILL"

"Sinner Saint" I am not posting enough to make the search engines top 10 list!

I am jumping right into this thought with hardly any buffer. I don't have a clue why you are not asking your local radio stations for my opinion on anything? Do you not desire an alternative funny bone? The voice and styling of this comic is best suited for late night radio quiet storm sexy in the mood radio but this delivery is body rocking knocking the boots funny.

The approach made to the microphone is simple. Inhale. Observe. Smile. Exhale. Speak.  The rest is between the universal molecular structure of time space and extenuating circumstances. Who in their right mind would honestly tell anyone they dumped themselves? Whom in a right state of mind would admit to being fired as self employed? There are plenty curious statements this individual makes and all of them leave one question to mind. Who knew about Sinner Saint? Where has this guy been facilitated?

The attempt to explain a show is not worthy. There are too many nuances that are not present when reading text. Example is when the crowd knows not he is listening to them entirely. The gleam in his eyes when he smiles at you leaves you wondering is he going to make everyone look at me? Sitting on the front row is an actual treat because it's easier for him to speak to you up front than the person hiding in the corner so their spouse doesn't catch them out on a blind date.

People with nothing to hide vs. everyone else is the object of discussion. I am the writer here and I speak about myself as if I am a total stranger. I personally don't get it. I mean I do laugh, however, I don't know why I am laughing. There was a moment when Sinner Saint literally said to the entire audience how ridiculous it is that they are listening to every word said by Sinner Saint and people start laughing. He didn't even say it in an abstract manner. IS he hypnotizing everyone into believing they are laughing?  Who knows?

Sinner Saint
"When You Need a Laugh to be Funny"