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Sinner Saint The Movie

"I am Sinner Saint, and I am the movie."


This is an official letter to my fan base I have yet to establish to my knowledge. I am delighted to release to you my inner child, my inner glow, my inner sanctuary, and most of all my unconditional love for laughter and what it entails. I am the best at being my worse and embracing it has established today what I know to be everything I am to be. Funnier!

I established myself d.i.y. style as Sinner Saint stand up comedian and dove into the world of whom which I was slightly familiar with through the childhood watching of Abbot & Costello, Three Stooges, Gilligan's Island, The Marx Brothers, The Andy Griffith Show, The Rat Pack, Bob Hope, I Love Lucy, Good Times, True Colors, In Living Color, Richard Pryor on Vinyl, Eddie Murphy, Charlie Murphy, John Witherspoon, Chris Rock, Def Comedy Jam, The Wayans Brothers, All of Black Film and Comedy, Grease, Happy Days, Laverne & Shirley, Cheers, and many, many, many more whom I know  not their names as it turns out real life was the funniest thing I ever saw.

I will leave my truth for the stage. I will reveal to you my mind and heart and even my very loving soul. What I will not do is leave you with no thing to smile about in your memory. You will remember 3 things about me to make you smile any given moment you cannot find one. The best reason will be the fact I will have other much funnier comics on the stage whom guaranty me a few laughs in case I am short one reason. 

You will be connected to me by either my comedy, my music, or my personal business as a private driver who makes jokes in the car to test out on the most random moods and strangers, so that I may remain fresh for you at any given moment it calls for it. Either that or we share the same women who like me like women. 

#sinnerSaint #imLesbian #InOurImageLetUsCreate #UberYourWayOutOFIt #MrCharles #MrChawlz #BiggHuggz

Hi. I'm Sinner Saint

Mr.Charles 817-264-7554 "I am pushing in Uber" ftrng 
Sinner Saint. 

I am pushing in Uber the same I am pushing to take a breath after walking too fast to the car. One long breath at a time, but without the wheezing,  I think. I 'on know. I simply listen for the beep, arrive, depart, then repeat at each destination. Then check my direct deposit to be in. 
So I just sleep in the car now. I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance I need to get a house.
#sinnerSaint #imLesbian #InOurImageLetUsCreate

Sinner Saint the movie starring mr.Charles

I'm waiting on me to arrive to success success in business and in maturities. I'm rebuilding my life daily. I have a few set backs. A few accomplishments. I'm hungry again!
I am driving Uber and the rain brings in coin. The goal today is to catch all the coins available to be deposited.

Sinner Saint the movie January 31st edition

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Sinner Saint's Plea for Mr.Charles "PLEASE HELP ME SAVE MY LIFE"

Godmorning.
 Greetings
 Hotep


My name is Sinner Saint. I am an aspiring stand up comedian which so happens to be a driver service. I through entertainment share perceptions with the world.
Well my current perception is blurred and im trying to clarify it.
Currently I am centered in the middle of 3 parts to change my direction. My vehicle status, my debts and my duty to my purposes.
I currently possess $1850-$2,050 and am reaching towards $3,500.
The purpose is acquisition of an up to date vehicle I can dedicate as my own business vehicle like a taxi but more. It will be used to receive money only to make it move.
UBER is such a purpose and can assist me in serving it.
I will need close to $5,500 to get in the proper business style vehicle to increase my percentage of service requests.


It will be February 2015 before I can reach this objective. Im using tuition funds to do it alone and keep all accountability to me as being a burden to others has ached me too long and is getting worse every day i am not driving a client for compensation.
The Uber partner program will arrange & disburse loan repayments on my behalf from my driver earnings. They set it up so there is no question of loan repayments to banks.
I am only interested in reaching a main goal of self sufficience. I want to see me repay my debts current past and future. I am still a baby in being Grown as I encompassed these past 7 years in my life. 2010 - 2014 depicts in time my growth into business and its decisions I now know requires being made without emotional misdirections.
Mental Health documentation states to employers that my bipolar mania may not be fit for their standards and reservations about my resume submission (even mcdonalds and church's chicken). Self Employed reads as unemployed in the business world unless you are paying taxes quarterly of $10k.
Well luckily for me I am graced to be comical thus the stand up comedian status. 2014 is my year of favor and the seeds have begun to transition phases. I am 45 years young and growing. I want to do it the right way and will the right way for it to be done.


SINNER SAINT
Eye am blessed in the wealth of seeing the simplicity of life unfold in front of me. I see the city in the most beautiful way. #InTheMoment

Sinner Saint's "Love First or Love Last" where do you put your money?

I believe if I already know where my money is and what purpose i am storing it up for to serve at a better advantage in the same purpose, me not releasing every dime at a whims request does not make me cheap nor inappropriate. If we are as KIM LANKFORD nails it, we are being correct.

 I think that the past 180 years of generations we abandoned the only reason i should hear the words i love you which i value more than the money.  Love me? because i got some money, enough money, all the money, more money or less money than you -i think its twisted. Having any money for me to not be trampled on by the rest of the world...don't make me cheap...makes me know where i need to be. You want a Coach purse and a car note paid so you can brag to yourself and your friends and i'm cheap because i needed that money to go towards in case there ain't no way to make money days. People in todays times have crossed boundaries in premature stages of relationship building which begins completely with understanding. Unless a person is a fortune teller to actually see everything of what a book cover is when you first think about reading the book there is no way to know everything. There is however, the repeat group of those who repeat the same patterns and yes over time it is easier to gauge the style of discipline used to govern monies such as the word cheap, frugal, random, impulsive, and a few other disciplines in banking.  The amount of words i used to explain exactly my view is the amount of patience it is required to be involved with a mind like the one i have. It doesn't stop. How long before you leave me because what you first so called loved in me in how i speak and what i speak about has now turned into your frustration because you are not getting how much money you want at a first request?  My point is money is more than crucial now and spending it on just in case she is the one, is not business professional. Knowing that she is the one to spend my money on is the one. But the one has to know she is the one for me because she already knew she is the one for me. So dating means let's take a look. The reality is super heroes don't need sidekicks who don't kick. They only have to keep rescuing damsels in distress. Are you a damsel in distress which is why you need his revenue and simply not his love. Where is your money ladies? Where is his money ladies? Build a house is better than waiting to have a house built. I know what's in the house i built.  Take time the right way and build a house because what good is have a house with no roof or a roof with no house.   :) i wish ya'll could hear my voice saying this because you would love me....right now you can't. lol

Sinner Saint's "Love First or Love Last" where do you put your money?
*This was initially in a post comment section and felt that since it was this much it should be its own post.
"...continued from Would you date a man who made you wait 90 days before spending money on you.....a healthy debate began and was rewarding to hear ladies."

Spend money on you means pay a bill on a repeat basis, dining, entertainment, travel and a few others. The honest women understand this and they approach men with this understanding up front searching for the one who agrees. Ya'll frown at her for this. Why? Isn't she doing it right if money is the only way these things can happen casually with short planning and quick timing? The confusion comes in when it is said that money isn't everything, when it is if love was not the initial and only reason to be with this person you stare at into their eyes everyday hoping to never change this view because it soothes you or inspires you and understands you and knows you and you knew it the moment you laid eyes on them that one day when everything was one way and boom out of nowhere here is this one here. I hate to admit it ladies but I think i might have just given up on finding the woman who can prove to me she is for me be i in the money or not in the money that it was always going to be me and i just don't seem to have that and am forced to look at all opportunities as a gamble which means you are a bet i place to see how the horse will run the race today. What are the signs of a healthy horse. What are the qualifications of health and horse. How much does a horse eat. What does horse shit smell like and in my case taste like? Why have so many been raised to view themselves as a bet opposed to being raised to know they are not a gamble? How did honesty turn into shame? Why is she ashamed to be more patient and take the time it takes to keep her natural hair the way she wants? Why is she processed into an assembly line of timing for men to keep up with other women who have the look naturally? The only ones whom should actually be wearing wigs or weaves are the ones whose hair by natural reasons leaves blemishes that are too painful to look at by the one who has them. Healthy 14 year old girls are putting hair in their hair and pull it so tight they have no sides because of the practice handed down to them by the entire community. Why is she believing she needs to look a certain way opposed to seeing the way she looks. She has so many other healthy appearance safe options like paper bags and pillow cases with holes cut out of them. If she uses that we know up front to speak to her about her concept and help her find other ensembles. We taught her to hide from what she is feeling about her self and to keep covering it up because if she is lucky some day this super hero in shining armor on a white horse will give her a lot of things and she will be so lucky to have them. Then we turn around in the same day and tell her how a man who doesn't fit that description is a bust and to get out of it.....get out of him.....take what you can get.....steal....instead of telling her about what is healthy relationship building and how to know if someone is right for you without using money. We don't sit down and ask our children do they love them..self...and then watch their response....we means more than one person is involved so don't think this is directed at all women because it is. It is directed at all of the women. Women can only teach women about women to be the best woman so that mankind has the best women! -i'll wait-

Sinner Saint "The Movie" script and writing of Sinner Saint's thoughts on his observation of life

The observation of life:

  I'm approaching the mic stand and I listen to the energy as the light beams my side. I walk into the light with a smile and blinded. The passing of calm keeps me prepared to speak to another audience. The beast is in front of me again. It is waiting to pounce on me and I must prevent that from happening; if I want to continue to survive. The first move I make is crucial to keep the beast under my control. The only way to control the beast is to be control. 

  I grab the mic stand and position myself comfortably and make a small incision to interject the anticipation. "I learned a lot from watching porn!" The beast shows a sign of glimmer as it can not contain itself when a connection is made. I am ready to try another now. "Not only did I realize how important glitter is to my complexion, but I was able to find a new therapist to sleep with me on the first date!" 

Ah. The beast is smiling and invert as the frown of peculiarity strikes its brow and then brings up a smile. I say to myself -"Yesss!"  Now for the attention span of my choosing. I can say what ever I choose to say right now and here's a good one. "Did you guys know you can get a woman to stand over you and pee if you film it as long as you promise her it won't be leaked?" "I won't leak it if you don't leak it ... even though you are peeing on me as we speak!" "SssOooooo?" Yeah...
Any moment of pause i acknowledge and use as the world is my stage and i just so happen to be standing on top of my world. I love me so much right now! I think I want to find a virgin and massage her toes with my tongue as she is risen with passion and reaches to embrace my energy. We match each other so well that we protect her virginity. She hands me some lubrication for the massage envy special I mastered, "according to her." And she trusts me enough that she allows me to explore and eye do. She is still a virgin and eye can still pass a polygraph when asked the question, "is her ass sweet?" I can honestly say, "yes - it -  is!"

Sinner Saint Material

I rarely agree with abuse or violence and especially Dr. Rock smoking crack, but I am inclined to change my route, so to speak. LADIES: If a regular guy with a regular car wearing regular clothes on a regular day during regular business hours is actually handling regular business matters, please consider not asking him about what he is doing? You will save yourself a lot of headache by not doing to you what you are trying to do to him. You are bored and need a project. If the project is working fine you have nothing to fix. So you wonder to yourself what do you have that you can fix? Ah! It hit's you that your man or your boo or your big daddy needs to change something and you know exactly what it is. The only problem is ladies you won't change the only one problem he is having and knows exactly what it is!

Sinner Saint's "Eye Know What You are Thinking"

What are you doing?

*There is much to be shared in this medium and format however, there are only so many characters accepted in the English language and alphabet so i shall remain discrete and simply say I been drinking and I been thinking.

There are so many things you can do with your own mind to change the conditions of your environment. One major thought is value. Do you value your opportunity the way you believe you do? I had to personally recollect my thoughts like Sonic Hedgehog and collect my rings. I am as good as I perceive myself to be especially when the work is done or being done. There is no need for me to let go of my dreams considering they , my God, and my word are all that is left to this shell of a male specimen.

Now what is risen out of the ashes of my old is the new glow of truth now perceived as Sinner Saint. Sinner Saint is exactly the aura and reason to know that life is the word you live by. This requires complete submission and wisdom to pull off and eye am exactly the one to do it. This adventure will grow my self worth and establish my bond and covenant of commitment to my family and friends; the ones i love.

Sinner Saint the movie
*tell the truth; observe the responses; fear no reactions; think from my heart; testimony; being black and not knowing it; wishing to be more and not knowing it; trust honor God and love are the bonds which support and strengthen me; the only way out is up!

This Campaign
*dedicated to simply living and simple growth using simple people to do one simple thing and that is simply tell other people about sinner saint the movie. T-shirts, hooded sweatshirts, baseball caps, and rock star posters will remain the consistent word of mouth through social media and other means of communication as we combine merchandising with marketing. Most marketing uses worth to sell merchandising. We are using merchandising to sell brand as a promotional purpose tool. This move provides texture to the word of mouth.

-i'll wait-

"What Is So Funny?"

There is much to be said when it comes to the relationship of timing. 

Timing is at its best a place where the connections are more than welcome to be set free! I am new to pledging my allegiance to Stand Up Comedy as a professional environment and habitat; thus, my sporadic blasts of funny. Currently I find myself researching and testing more than theory with my humored thoughts for translation. The resulted response of a connected thought manifests a physical smile, a chemical release, an experience, a memory, a reflection, and keeps my inspiration to succeed poised and practiced.

The only joke that does not work is a joke which is not working for the sake of the joke. 

There is more than one way to connect with an audience inside the arena of humor. Humor has different faces. There is the blemish face humor has which allows many to recognize how little certain flaws truly should mean considering it does not stop one from living. There is the critical thinking humor which allows a tenuous college student or professor to release regard for comprehension and speak the material. Then there is the testimony humor which is simply the artifact of life. The truth involves introductions or premise, patience in details, the set up and tangents of release.


The beautiful part of being a comic is knowing you work hard at being a happy place for others! 

JOKE MY LINES

•  Eye am Sinner Saint the Comedian and Eye Fly Southwest Airlines as often as eye am booked to tell jokes anywhere Southwest Airlines will fly. 

•  Some people think it is actually easy being the best worst comic! There is nothing easy about it. I am naturally hilarious and it is truly tedious for me to not be funny on purpose! Accident's happen, but not like this!
• Whenever Eye am in town and need to rest my mind I mix Nyquil Cough Syrup with an Energy drink and remain alertly calm all day long.

WHAT EYE FOUND VIA GOOGLE, YAHOO, ASK.COM SEARCH ENGINES
SEARCH: clean jokes OR commercial Jokes for cell phones free

•  http://www.greatcleanjokes.com/jokes/sms-jokes/short-jokes/
•  http://www.ducksters.com/jokesforkids/computer.php
• http://seniorfollies.com/landing/casting-stand-up.asp

SINNER SAINT'S "TWEET FOR ME TWEEZE?"

What The Tweet?

When I tweet about the twove of Twesus and all tweets twone for me. My tweet twatts out Twah-Leh-Twoot-Yah eye Twank God for Twaving ME!  

-tweeting in tongues-