" ...who assed the question ... "

Sinner Saint is the only one who assed the question appropriately. #Selfie_Shit
*I am in the dumps about the selfie shits going on. I seen more puckers than smuckers and lemmons. Why all the pout mouths. Can we at the least be more profound in our self examined artistry? I guess we really dont believe in our character strong enough to fight the common cold or the flu.
-i'll wait-

Sinner Saint: Top 3 Reason

Thankfully there is God. Thankfully there is a purposed reason. There is always  Barbedos and Spain.

The Plateau drug benigns false cravings for orange and green jello cubes infused in cool whip. All the while a handful of narrators dressed in plaid kung fu polo chant algorithms of favorites in Moments of beat boxing poker, lemon head whistling and my personal favorite as well tickle burping.
If you are lucky enough you will experience vibration balls. Its like blue balls build up but instead of paining you vibrate as in vibrations. 
Similar to a man made toy in reference but from inside the scrotum area. It is generated from an area in the brain which holds memories and critical thinking as they intersect. A most reflective style or point in the recall aspect of memory such as the familiar  command prompt for a compter to open any sorts of files or applications. The activity light on vibration while the computer processes all information at lightning speeds and more.

Yep. Has nothing to do with my point but it felt good doing it. Right here eye forget exactly what it is and make a plus out of this as such did I the now.

Anndddduh we're baaack! The point. The knowing from the doing or the doing from the knowing either way it is the know part that to know feels like when you know.

TOP 3 REASONS *69 ANYMORE

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"THE BILL"

"What Is So Funny?"

There is much to be said when it comes to the relationship of timing. 

Timing is at its best a place where the connections are more than welcome to be set free! I am new to pledging my allegiance to Stand Up Comedy as a professional environment and habitat; thus, my sporadic blasts of funny. Currently I find myself researching and testing more than theory with my humored thoughts for translation. The resulted response of a connected thought manifests a physical smile, a chemical release, an experience, a memory, a reflection, and keeps my inspiration to succeed poised and practiced.

The only joke that does not work is a joke which is not working for the sake of the joke. 

There is more than one way to connect with an audience inside the arena of humor. Humor has different faces. There is the blemish face humor has which allows many to recognize how little certain flaws truly should mean considering it does not stop one from living. There is the critical thinking humor which allows a tenuous college student or professor to release regard for comprehension and speak the material. Then there is the testimony humor which is simply the artifact of life. The truth involves introductions or premise, patience in details, the set up and tangents of release.


The beautiful part of being a comic is knowing you work hard at being a happy place for others! 

JOKE MY LINES

•  Eye am Sinner Saint the Comedian and Eye Fly Southwest Airlines as often as eye am booked to tell jokes anywhere Southwest Airlines will fly. 

•  Some people think it is actually easy being the best worst comic! There is nothing easy about it. I am naturally hilarious and it is truly tedious for me to not be funny on purpose! Accident's happen, but not like this!
• Whenever Eye am in town and need to rest my mind I mix Nyquil Cough Syrup with an Energy drink and remain alertly calm all day long.

WHAT EYE FOUND VIA GOOGLE, YAHOO, ASK.COM SEARCH ENGINES
SEARCH: clean jokes OR commercial Jokes for cell phones free

•  http://www.greatcleanjokes.com/jokes/sms-jokes/short-jokes/
•  http://www.ducksters.com/jokesforkids/computer.php
• http://seniorfollies.com/landing/casting-stand-up.asp

SINNER SAINT'S "TWEET FOR ME TWEEZE?"

What The Tweet?

When I tweet about the twove of Twesus and all tweets twone for me. My tweet twatts out Twah-Leh-Twoot-Yah eye Twank God for Twaving ME!  

-tweeting in tongues-