Sinner Saint The Movie

"I am Sinner Saint, and I am the movie."


This is an official letter to my fan base I have yet to establish to my knowledge. I am delighted to release to you my inner child, my inner glow, my inner sanctuary, and most of all my unconditional love for laughter and what it entails. I am the best at being my worse and embracing it has established today what I know to be everything I am to be. Funnier!

I established myself d.i.y. style as Sinner Saint stand up comedian and dove into the world of whom which I was slightly familiar with through the childhood watching of Abbot & Costello, Three Stooges, Gilligan's Island, The Marx Brothers, The Andy Griffith Show, The Rat Pack, Bob Hope, I Love Lucy, Good Times, True Colors, In Living Color, Richard Pryor on Vinyl, Eddie Murphy, Charlie Murphy, John Witherspoon, Chris Rock, Def Comedy Jam, The Wayans Brothers, All of Black Film and Comedy, Grease, Happy Days, Laverne & Shirley, Cheers, and many, many, many more whom I know  not their names as it turns out real life was the funniest thing I ever saw.

I will leave my truth for the stage. I will reveal to you my mind and heart and even my very loving soul. What I will not do is leave you with no thing to smile about in your memory. You will remember 3 things about me to make you smile any given moment you cannot find one. The best reason will be the fact I will have other much funnier comics on the stage whom guaranty me a few laughs in case I am short one reason. 

You will be connected to me by either my comedy, my music, or my personal business as a private driver who makes jokes in the car to test out on the most random moods and strangers, so that I may remain fresh for you at any given moment it calls for it. Either that or we share the same women who like me like women. 

#sinnerSaint #imLesbian #InOurImageLetUsCreate #UberYourWayOutOFIt #MrCharles #MrChawlz #BiggHuggz

" ...who assed the question ... "

Sinner Saint is the only one who assed the question appropriately. #Selfie_Shit
*I am in the dumps about the selfie shits going on. I seen more puckers than smuckers and lemmons. Why all the pout mouths. Can we at the least be more profound in our self examined artistry? I guess we really dont believe in our character strong enough to fight the common cold or the flu.
-i'll wait-

Sinner Saint's "Love First or Love Last" where do you put your money?

I believe if I already know where my money is and what purpose i am storing it up for to serve at a better advantage in the same purpose, me not releasing every dime at a whims request does not make me cheap nor inappropriate. If we are as KIM LANKFORD nails it, we are being correct.

 I think that the past 180 years of generations we abandoned the only reason i should hear the words i love you which i value more than the money.  Love me? because i got some money, enough money, all the money, more money or less money than you -i think its twisted. Having any money for me to not be trampled on by the rest of the world...don't make me cheap...makes me know where i need to be. You want a Coach purse and a car note paid so you can brag to yourself and your friends and i'm cheap because i needed that money to go towards in case there ain't no way to make money days. People in todays times have crossed boundaries in premature stages of relationship building which begins completely with understanding. Unless a person is a fortune teller to actually see everything of what a book cover is when you first think about reading the book there is no way to know everything. There is however, the repeat group of those who repeat the same patterns and yes over time it is easier to gauge the style of discipline used to govern monies such as the word cheap, frugal, random, impulsive, and a few other disciplines in banking.  The amount of words i used to explain exactly my view is the amount of patience it is required to be involved with a mind like the one i have. It doesn't stop. How long before you leave me because what you first so called loved in me in how i speak and what i speak about has now turned into your frustration because you are not getting how much money you want at a first request?  My point is money is more than crucial now and spending it on just in case she is the one, is not business professional. Knowing that she is the one to spend my money on is the one. But the one has to know she is the one for me because she already knew she is the one for me. So dating means let's take a look. The reality is super heroes don't need sidekicks who don't kick. They only have to keep rescuing damsels in distress. Are you a damsel in distress which is why you need his revenue and simply not his love. Where is your money ladies? Where is his money ladies? Build a house is better than waiting to have a house built. I know what's in the house i built.  Take time the right way and build a house because what good is have a house with no roof or a roof with no house.   :) i wish ya'll could hear my voice saying this because you would love me....right now you can't. lol

Sinner Saint's "Love First or Love Last" where do you put your money?
*This was initially in a post comment section and felt that since it was this much it should be its own post.
"...continued from Would you date a man who made you wait 90 days before spending money on you.....a healthy debate began and was rewarding to hear ladies."

Spend money on you means pay a bill on a repeat basis, dining, entertainment, travel and a few others. The honest women understand this and they approach men with this understanding up front searching for the one who agrees. Ya'll frown at her for this. Why? Isn't she doing it right if money is the only way these things can happen casually with short planning and quick timing? The confusion comes in when it is said that money isn't everything, when it is if love was not the initial and only reason to be with this person you stare at into their eyes everyday hoping to never change this view because it soothes you or inspires you and understands you and knows you and you knew it the moment you laid eyes on them that one day when everything was one way and boom out of nowhere here is this one here. I hate to admit it ladies but I think i might have just given up on finding the woman who can prove to me she is for me be i in the money or not in the money that it was always going to be me and i just don't seem to have that and am forced to look at all opportunities as a gamble which means you are a bet i place to see how the horse will run the race today. What are the signs of a healthy horse. What are the qualifications of health and horse. How much does a horse eat. What does horse shit smell like and in my case taste like? Why have so many been raised to view themselves as a bet opposed to being raised to know they are not a gamble? How did honesty turn into shame? Why is she ashamed to be more patient and take the time it takes to keep her natural hair the way she wants? Why is she processed into an assembly line of timing for men to keep up with other women who have the look naturally? The only ones whom should actually be wearing wigs or weaves are the ones whose hair by natural reasons leaves blemishes that are too painful to look at by the one who has them. Healthy 14 year old girls are putting hair in their hair and pull it so tight they have no sides because of the practice handed down to them by the entire community. Why is she believing she needs to look a certain way opposed to seeing the way she looks. She has so many other healthy appearance safe options like paper bags and pillow cases with holes cut out of them. If she uses that we know up front to speak to her about her concept and help her find other ensembles. We taught her to hide from what she is feeling about her self and to keep covering it up because if she is lucky some day this super hero in shining armor on a white horse will give her a lot of things and she will be so lucky to have them. Then we turn around in the same day and tell her how a man who doesn't fit that description is a bust and to get out of it.....get out of him.....take what you can get.....steal....instead of telling her about what is healthy relationship building and how to know if someone is right for you without using money. We don't sit down and ask our children do they love them..self...and then watch their response....we means more than one person is involved so don't think this is directed at all women because it is. It is directed at all of the women. Women can only teach women about women to be the best woman so that mankind has the best women! -i'll wait-

How to be Sinner Saint: A Bipolar Abduction Corrected

There is nothing more comfortable than comfort itself. Yes. I have made the ultimate statement of all time and you are going to detest it and agree with it in the same breath before you lay to rest tonight or this morning coming. What is unexpected by you is the very knowledge within my being about why I am so comfortable in my skin.

I have nothing to lose. There it is. The ultimate secret to achieving success is to have nothing to lose in the first place. Keep in mind this is not a traditional option but it is an option. What I am more concerned with is the fact that all women jockeys arrive from riding the horse more than from looking at it eat. Yes. I said it again.

The little boy in me tries to evolve daily and daily as the effort grows the momentum does not. What is key in this relationship of confidence is the spirit. Yes. The spirit. The spirit is the very metric involved for causality of purpose. The purpose in the causality is the lesson taught and learned. The purpose in learning or teaching a lesson is the knowing factor of knowledge. Now that I have bored you enough with details unrelated to this topic statement or title let me indulge you a little bit further into the realm of Sinner Saint.

I say what ever I can speak that does not stumble into my teeth and gums or trips over my tongue.

"Sinner Saint" I am not posting enough to make the search engines top 10 list!

I am jumping right into this thought with hardly any buffer. I don't have a clue why you are not asking your local radio stations for my opinion on anything? Do you not desire an alternative funny bone? The voice and styling of this comic is best suited for late night radio quiet storm sexy in the mood radio but this delivery is body rocking knocking the boots funny.

The approach made to the microphone is simple. Inhale. Observe. Smile. Exhale. Speak.  The rest is between the universal molecular structure of time space and extenuating circumstances. Who in their right mind would honestly tell anyone they dumped themselves? Whom in a right state of mind would admit to being fired as self employed? There are plenty curious statements this individual makes and all of them leave one question to mind. Who knew about Sinner Saint? Where has this guy been facilitated?

The attempt to explain a show is not worthy. There are too many nuances that are not present when reading text. Example is when the crowd knows not he is listening to them entirely. The gleam in his eyes when he smiles at you leaves you wondering is he going to make everyone look at me? Sitting on the front row is an actual treat because it's easier for him to speak to you up front than the person hiding in the corner so their spouse doesn't catch them out on a blind date.

People with nothing to hide vs. everyone else is the object of discussion. I am the writer here and I speak about myself as if I am a total stranger. I personally don't get it. I mean I do laugh, however, I don't know why I am laughing. There was a moment when Sinner Saint literally said to the entire audience how ridiculous it is that they are listening to every word said by Sinner Saint and people start laughing. He didn't even say it in an abstract manner. IS he hypnotizing everyone into believing they are laughing?  Who knows?

Sinner Saint
"When You Need a Laugh to be Funny"

"Sinner Saint" The Open Mic Phenomenon Strikes Again

There are no more words to attempt to describe the lyricism and fines used to illicitly command humor from any audience type known to Dallas and Ft. Worth. Here is the complete comical about Sinner Saint. He isn't as funny as you hoped he would not be. There are moments in life in which the schematics used that possibly should not be, but are. That is Sinner Saint comedy.

This guy is different to listen to. There are honest moments, commanding moments and simply out right baffling moments of joy and laughter. Why am I actually laughing at what I hear this guy say. It's not funny but for some odd and strange reason my reaction to this delivery is uncontrollable. I have literally sat here and listened to him read my mind, tell me what I am not thinking about, only to think about what I am not reading from my mind.

There was a moment when I actually had to question myself to know if I spend enough time wiping my bum after releasing bowels to the toilet? Why? What purpose does this serve my life? How did he get me to think about wiping my butt enough before leaving the stall?

Literally I watched this guy more than once and each time was not rehearsed nor the same punch line. Once while waiting on him to open with a smart remark, he simply and patiently with poise and spunk watched the crowd look at him as he watched the crowd look at him. Who does this? Why was it so uncomfortably funny? I am starting to question what is laughter.

Only Sinner Saint can imitate Sinner Saint because of all the reasons it takes to be a Sinner Saint.

Sinner Saint's "How to Reconstruct The Industry" Music to My Ears

HERE IS THE FORMULA

• 50 MAJOR LABELS
   EACH LABEL REPRESENTS 1 STATE (TEXAS)
  
• 12 INDEPENDENT LABELS PER MAJOR
  EACH INDEPENDENT LABEL CONSISTS OF SCHOOLS AT ALL LEVELS
  
• LOTTERY OR DRAFT PROCESS
  COMMERCIAL MAINSTREAM DRAFTS FOR TOP PICKS OF EACH MAJOR LABEL
  SELECTION IS CALCULATED BY GENRE, SALES, AND MARKETING PREFERENCE
  
• THE FORMULA WILL RECONSTRUCT THE FORMATS OF THE COMMUNITY BY:
  EMPLOYING THE COMMUNITY AT ALL LEVELS OF PERFORMANCE ARTS FROM TECHNICAL TO ARTISTRY
  

EYE SHALL USE MYSELF AS AN EXAMPLE IN THIS  TO DESCRIBE HOW EYE AS AN INDIVIDUAL CAN PROVIDE A LIVING, PROVIDE A PRODUCT, AND REMAIN ACTIVE IN MY COMMUNITY AND REPRESENT THE FREEDOMS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

SINNER SAINT IS  a local comedian who started out his entertainment lifestyle as a performing arts independent. He has learned in dues music production, video, and stand up comedy. He seeks to employ himself and provide a living. He heard of a new program which is patterned itself after the professional sports arena as it employs new talent from major institutions of higher learning as well as other institutions and few walk on athletes. 

THE CONTRACT OR AGREEMENT

Sinner Saint established a contract which in turn reads as a liner for his survival needs as he commits to an independent label under the reconstruction program which goes as follows: 

Eye Sinner Saint do hereby pledge my commitment to creativity under the mentor and guidance of "INDEPENDENT LABEL HERE
for a term minimum of collegiate education standards known to date. Eye as Sinner Saint shall create a minimum of 12 project selections equivalent in time to 60 minutes each individual project or product reference. In return for my commitment the independent label through proper channels shall release my financial accountability basics and daily living expenses for standards not to exceed employment levels of $15 to $25 per hour wages. This represents my living income and outcome. The sole purpose of this arrangement is to allow Sinner Saint as an individual being to produce and provide adequate materials which are to represent the independent and major label in competitive commerce fashion. 

Eye as Sinner Saint do not release my rights to my name but eye release the time utilized to establish all materials and products which are designed to represent professionalism for placement in virtual environments. The items to cover in expenses in minimum are housing, utilities(water, electricity, propane/gas, food, transportation(maintenance, inspections, insurance/minimum, clothing/professional attire, and brand minimums which include appearance/hair cuts, shaves, manicures, pedicures, therapeutic massage, dental, visual/optometry based, and nutritional consultations. 

EYE AS SINNER SAINT am committed as a respectful citizen and hold myself accountable in all lawful areas as a citizen and recognize my position in regards of representing myself, the independent label, and the major label and all constituents of this community and my own community. Eye do recognize my position does not hold me above or below the basic laws of my community. Eye as Sinner Saint shall conduct myself accordingly within the realms of public appearance and commercial economics as eye keep in mind the intended benefit and purpose of my commitment as a whole.

EYE AS SINNER SAINT am aware that a disbursement shall be delegated to my accountability options of section 2 which starts as "the items to cover in expenses" so that eye am in alignment with all deadlines and dates required for submissions of materials recorded, written, documented, filmed, and improvised to meet all deadlines and due dates. The first disbursement is allocated to cover all basics of housing, utilities, food & water. The second disbursement or remaining disbursement shall take place within the second quarter of the annual year which beings with April 3rd and not to exceed in time July 3rd.

i know
here is where each of us makes the difference in knowing what we should know about ourselves on a commercial aspect of business.

If one school district committed to this program this school district inside of 2 years/24 months would recognize a boost in moral, grades, economics, participation, parent participation, community outreach programs and more. This redesigned in purpose infrastructure would also weed out the true from the untrue. Gang violence would slim down to a bare minimum. Abuse would slim down to a bare minimum. Theft and vandalism would slim down to a bare minimum. Grown men would be in a position to move out of their grandmothers basement and begin a new life as a new man and proud of it. The opportunity for the people to reclaim the phrase "by the people." The purpose of this redesign is through art as life and life as art a community to remain in communion with itself and inspire others to follow. Generations and generations will rebuild the entire country through performance arts, technology, and soon policies and procedures which actual maintain a true governance of the people, for the people, and by the people.