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Showing posts with label laughter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label laughter. Show all posts
Friday, May 2, 2014
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
How to be Sinner Saint: A Bipolar Abduction Corrected
There is nothing more comfortable than comfort itself. Yes. I have made the ultimate statement of all time and you are going to detest it and agree with it in the same breath before you lay to rest tonight or this morning coming. What is unexpected by you is the very knowledge within my being about why I am so comfortable in my skin.
I have nothing to lose. There it is. The ultimate secret to achieving success is to have nothing to lose in the first place. Keep in mind this is not a traditional option but it is an option. What I am more concerned with is the fact that all women jockeys arrive from riding the horse more than from looking at it eat. Yes. I said it again.
The little boy in me tries to evolve daily and daily as the effort grows the momentum does not. What is key in this relationship of confidence is the spirit. Yes. The spirit. The spirit is the very metric involved for causality of purpose. The purpose in the causality is the lesson taught and learned. The purpose in learning or teaching a lesson is the knowing factor of knowledge. Now that I have bored you enough with details unrelated to this topic statement or title let me indulge you a little bit further into the realm of Sinner Saint.
I say what ever I can speak that does not stumble into my teeth and gums or trips over my tongue.
I have nothing to lose. There it is. The ultimate secret to achieving success is to have nothing to lose in the first place. Keep in mind this is not a traditional option but it is an option. What I am more concerned with is the fact that all women jockeys arrive from riding the horse more than from looking at it eat. Yes. I said it again.
The little boy in me tries to evolve daily and daily as the effort grows the momentum does not. What is key in this relationship of confidence is the spirit. Yes. The spirit. The spirit is the very metric involved for causality of purpose. The purpose in the causality is the lesson taught and learned. The purpose in learning or teaching a lesson is the knowing factor of knowledge. Now that I have bored you enough with details unrelated to this topic statement or title let me indulge you a little bit further into the realm of Sinner Saint.
I say what ever I can speak that does not stumble into my teeth and gums or trips over my tongue.
Sunday, April 6, 2014
"Sinner Saint" I am not posting enough to make the search engines top 10 list!
I am jumping right into this thought with hardly any buffer. I don't have a clue why you are not asking your local radio stations for my opinion on anything? Do you not desire an alternative funny bone? The voice and styling of this comic is best suited for late night radio quiet storm sexy in the mood radio but this delivery is body rocking knocking the boots funny.
The approach made to the microphone is simple. Inhale. Observe. Smile. Exhale. Speak. The rest is between the universal molecular structure of time space and extenuating circumstances. Who in their right mind would honestly tell anyone they dumped themselves? Whom in a right state of mind would admit to being fired as self employed? There are plenty curious statements this individual makes and all of them leave one question to mind. Who knew about Sinner Saint? Where has this guy been facilitated?
The attempt to explain a show is not worthy. There are too many nuances that are not present when reading text. Example is when the crowd knows not he is listening to them entirely. The gleam in his eyes when he smiles at you leaves you wondering is he going to make everyone look at me? Sitting on the front row is an actual treat because it's easier for him to speak to you up front than the person hiding in the corner so their spouse doesn't catch them out on a blind date.
People with nothing to hide vs. everyone else is the object of discussion. I am the writer here and I speak about myself as if I am a total stranger. I personally don't get it. I mean I do laugh, however, I don't know why I am laughing. There was a moment when Sinner Saint literally said to the entire audience how ridiculous it is that they are listening to every word said by Sinner Saint and people start laughing. He didn't even say it in an abstract manner. IS he hypnotizing everyone into believing they are laughing? Who knows?
Sinner Saint
"When You Need a Laugh to be Funny"
The approach made to the microphone is simple. Inhale. Observe. Smile. Exhale. Speak. The rest is between the universal molecular structure of time space and extenuating circumstances. Who in their right mind would honestly tell anyone they dumped themselves? Whom in a right state of mind would admit to being fired as self employed? There are plenty curious statements this individual makes and all of them leave one question to mind. Who knew about Sinner Saint? Where has this guy been facilitated?
The attempt to explain a show is not worthy. There are too many nuances that are not present when reading text. Example is when the crowd knows not he is listening to them entirely. The gleam in his eyes when he smiles at you leaves you wondering is he going to make everyone look at me? Sitting on the front row is an actual treat because it's easier for him to speak to you up front than the person hiding in the corner so their spouse doesn't catch them out on a blind date.
People with nothing to hide vs. everyone else is the object of discussion. I am the writer here and I speak about myself as if I am a total stranger. I personally don't get it. I mean I do laugh, however, I don't know why I am laughing. There was a moment when Sinner Saint literally said to the entire audience how ridiculous it is that they are listening to every word said by Sinner Saint and people start laughing. He didn't even say it in an abstract manner. IS he hypnotizing everyone into believing they are laughing? Who knows?
Sinner Saint
"When You Need a Laugh to be Funny"
Saturday, March 8, 2014
Sinner Saint "Yes, I did tell them that!" I got tired of being bullied
"You are so dark you make people think they are in a moment of silence!" by sinner saint
"You are so dark, that when you walk up, people start praying, because they believe their eyes are closed." by sinner saint
"You are so dark, people walk around in pajamas!" by sinner saint
"You are so dark, you make a pause hurry up!" by sinner saint
"You are so dark, you have to walk in flower for people to know where you stand." by sinner saint
"You are so dark, you make God cuss, "Dayum i thought i put some stars over there, it is dark!" by sinner saint
"You are so dark, people ask Whoopi how did she do it? Do what? Bleach your skin Whoopi! -girl naw! My friend is that dark it make me look like i'm asian!" by sinner saint
"You are so dark, that when you walk up, people start praying, because they believe their eyes are closed." by sinner saint
"You are so dark, people walk around in pajamas!" by sinner saint
"You are so dark, you make a pause hurry up!" by sinner saint
"You are so dark, you have to walk in flower for people to know where you stand." by sinner saint
"You are so dark, you make God cuss, "Dayum i thought i put some stars over there, it is dark!" by sinner saint
"You are so dark, people ask Whoopi how did she do it? Do what? Bleach your skin Whoopi! -girl naw! My friend is that dark it make me look like i'm asian!" by sinner saint
Tuesday, February 4, 2014
My 1'oclock
Sinner Saint's "Please Make Me Laugh" i bragged about you to somebody!
Dear somebody listening right now. Eye know what you are going through and eye assure you that it will get worse first so that you submit to knowing and acknowledging what is better. Stop crying in public without tear falls. It's disgraceful to broken hearts everywhere when you pretend you are hurt. Just because you think your acting skills have paid off, when you never took lessons in the first place or stole a car without getting caught, you are simply fooling yourself on purpose which is an accident waiting to reapply at McDonald's for a soup kitchen position.
By the way, when you make eggs, please oil the pan first. Eye would ask you to wash the pan and then oil it but eye don't want to confuse you by the work load, so eye settle for 3rd best. Atleast the oil in the plan will help me slide down my throat the metal scraping from the skillet you repainted with enamel gold top spray paint. Thank you for your patience and eye hope this works better for you than it does me. Signed Sinner Saint " A Leo and A Brain
Dear somebody listening right now. Eye know what you are going through and eye assure you that it will get worse first so that you submit to knowing and acknowledging what is better. Stop crying in public without tear falls. It's disgraceful to broken hearts everywhere when you pretend you are hurt. Just because you think your acting skills have paid off, when you never took lessons in the first place or stole a car without getting caught, you are simply fooling yourself on purpose which is an accident waiting to reapply at McDonald's for a soup kitchen position.
By the way, when you make eggs, please oil the pan first. Eye would ask you to wash the pan and then oil it but eye don't want to confuse you by the work load, so eye settle for 3rd best. Atleast the oil in the plan will help me slide down my throat the metal scraping from the skillet you repainted with enamel gold top spray paint. Thank you for your patience and eye hope this works better for you than it does me. Signed Sinner Saint " A Leo and A Brain
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