The very day you decided you could get away with it was the very moment you remembered how much trouble you are in because you were already caught looking at yourself in the mirror while trying to figure out how not to be exposed.
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Wednesday, February 19, 2014
SINNER SAINT'S "HUMP DAY SPECIAL"
Thank you peoples for enjoying what little humor I am providing for your splendor and lifestyle of smile. Today is another beautiful middle which we all know how much I enjoy time in the middle. Let me begin by stating the truth about myself first. I am not what others perceive to be as "for everybody" thus I hold onto who I am at all times. This simply means that I know I am at fault but not to the point I am donkey about it.
I want to speak on the forbidden fruit subject matter of speaking with your mouth full. This has become a lost art and almost a dead language. When you know the truth is simple as you are what you eat, does it not concern you to eat more sweets? I will keep names free of this article and post the facts. Everybody ain't taste worthy. Some of this lifestyle's participants are not heeding the wisdom of the word in English translation. When you indulge yourself heavily it is educated of you to make certain you are balanced as possible. There is nothing as awakening as finding out about tooth decay in the middle of a french kiss on the cheek!
WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING
EXPLICIT LANGUAGE USED HERE:
Please if you can for my sake make sure your ass is actually clean enough to notice it does not stink. When your ass is not clean it doesn't take long to realize it does stink. Especially ladies when you decide to place an arch in your back and a tilt in your pelvis. This move alone somehow increases the sensitivity to the nostril area of the male face as he is watching your physique from behind only to be apprehended by a warning and a clue that this is some ass right here!
Please recognize that 3 uses of a face towel does not represent it is still clean. When coochie (country ghetto slang word representing Vagina) hits me in my face and I know I washed my face twice, then it is safe to say you are on some budget set backs of the wrong kind. Your face towels belong to the face and not the place you want my face! I understand it's hot in the summer however, these are Christmas face towels that read 2008! It's time to let go and let God!
Tuesday's Tips
I had a Waffle House breakfast in Arlington Texas and to my dismay another one bit the dust. She rushed me on taking my order. She did not offer me water. She also had me to help her clean my table. She was of course my kind of woman by habit, however, she only had a butt that was nice to look at in an "it's okay" fashion. The previous waitress to the same establishment was much more pleasant in her all around approach and made me thankful to tip my wait staff. "Here is a tip for all flavors of the month. No excuses please, just allow me to enjoy my meal prepared by your boss!"
I want to speak on the forbidden fruit subject matter of speaking with your mouth full. This has become a lost art and almost a dead language. When you know the truth is simple as you are what you eat, does it not concern you to eat more sweets? I will keep names free of this article and post the facts. Everybody ain't taste worthy. Some of this lifestyle's participants are not heeding the wisdom of the word in English translation. When you indulge yourself heavily it is educated of you to make certain you are balanced as possible. There is nothing as awakening as finding out about tooth decay in the middle of a french kiss on the cheek!
WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING
EXPLICIT LANGUAGE USED HERE:
Please if you can for my sake make sure your ass is actually clean enough to notice it does not stink. When your ass is not clean it doesn't take long to realize it does stink. Especially ladies when you decide to place an arch in your back and a tilt in your pelvis. This move alone somehow increases the sensitivity to the nostril area of the male face as he is watching your physique from behind only to be apprehended by a warning and a clue that this is some ass right here!
Please recognize that 3 uses of a face towel does not represent it is still clean. When coochie (country ghetto slang word representing Vagina) hits me in my face and I know I washed my face twice, then it is safe to say you are on some budget set backs of the wrong kind. Your face towels belong to the face and not the place you want my face! I understand it's hot in the summer however, these are Christmas face towels that read 2008! It's time to let go and let God!
Tuesday's Tips
I had a Waffle House breakfast in Arlington Texas and to my dismay another one bit the dust. She rushed me on taking my order. She did not offer me water. She also had me to help her clean my table. She was of course my kind of woman by habit, however, she only had a butt that was nice to look at in an "it's okay" fashion. The previous waitress to the same establishment was much more pleasant in her all around approach and made me thankful to tip my wait staff. "Here is a tip for all flavors of the month. No excuses please, just allow me to enjoy my meal prepared by your boss!"
Tuesday, February 4, 2014
My 1'oclock
Sinner Saint's "Please Make Me Laugh" i bragged about you to somebody!
Dear somebody listening right now. Eye know what you are going through and eye assure you that it will get worse first so that you submit to knowing and acknowledging what is better. Stop crying in public without tear falls. It's disgraceful to broken hearts everywhere when you pretend you are hurt. Just because you think your acting skills have paid off, when you never took lessons in the first place or stole a car without getting caught, you are simply fooling yourself on purpose which is an accident waiting to reapply at McDonald's for a soup kitchen position.
By the way, when you make eggs, please oil the pan first. Eye would ask you to wash the pan and then oil it but eye don't want to confuse you by the work load, so eye settle for 3rd best. Atleast the oil in the plan will help me slide down my throat the metal scraping from the skillet you repainted with enamel gold top spray paint. Thank you for your patience and eye hope this works better for you than it does me. Signed Sinner Saint " A Leo and A Brain
Dear somebody listening right now. Eye know what you are going through and eye assure you that it will get worse first so that you submit to knowing and acknowledging what is better. Stop crying in public without tear falls. It's disgraceful to broken hearts everywhere when you pretend you are hurt. Just because you think your acting skills have paid off, when you never took lessons in the first place or stole a car without getting caught, you are simply fooling yourself on purpose which is an accident waiting to reapply at McDonald's for a soup kitchen position.
By the way, when you make eggs, please oil the pan first. Eye would ask you to wash the pan and then oil it but eye don't want to confuse you by the work load, so eye settle for 3rd best. Atleast the oil in the plan will help me slide down my throat the metal scraping from the skillet you repainted with enamel gold top spray paint. Thank you for your patience and eye hope this works better for you than it does me. Signed Sinner Saint " A Leo and A Brain
Tell Me a Story by Sinner Saint
Story telling or tell you a story, basically means to me that you want to be entertained and at no expense. Well eye would love to entertain you at no expense, however, eye am in debt thus eye require a few trinkets to get me by. Dhat being said, we move onto our topic of discussion.
What is your story you are telling? This is an awesome place for anyone to begin, even in the middle of a sentence. Directions are known and unless moved too quickly they are easily followed. When eye speak eye often find myself in areas where eye run the phrases together because eye know eye am about to lose my place in my mind, due to the play back effect eye am under. The play back effect is when anything of audio is replayed in my minds mind and thus how eye am able to know what you said, even though eye asked initially, "what did you say?" Before you answer my play back effect has already hit replay and eye hear in your original delivery what you said. At this point is when you hear me repeat what you said, thus making you ask out loud, "if you heard what eye said, then why did you ask me in the first place?"
Story telling in it's proper function allows us to turn off the play back effect and function. When a story is properly told it introduces to the listeners a calming state of listen which allows us to soak up as much data as possible. We also are acute in our absorption antics hanging on to each syllable, phrase, mannerism, movement, and all around general delivery of the story as it is told start to finish. Story telling keeps us up and down in all the right and pausing areas so we each have a chance to catch up and not lose our place in line to laugh or smile.
Tell Me a Story
Today eye began to write a story and with great intentions. That's what eye told myself. This story will move the world and get everyone to be on my side. This story will make minds alert and awake and at the same time launch my career to fame and riches. Keeping this completely as honest as allowed eye must admit my hearts mind. Eye know in my heart eye don't share with others in hopes of becoming rich in a monetary value. Eye share to get chicks who want me to be rich with their monetary value.
Georgia likes me a lot. The only real problem Georgia has with me is my sense of humor. She feels eye could tone it up a little more than eye do and let it all hang out. Eye asked Georgia why does she want me to be more than what eye am if what eye am is good enough to be? She responded, well if you must ask. I want you to be more than what you are right now because of what eye know you are before now and after it's over. Well, this is simply crazy talk, "in thought to myself." Then it hit me. Eye get it. She is actually telling me to say everything eye am actually thinking to myself because it is in this closet of honesty where the humor truly is. So eye work and work and work and work, until eye believe eye have it right and my timing is excellent. Eye later take Georgia to an open mic performance to hear me do my thing in front of strangers. Eye go on stage. Eye do my bit. Eye get a standing ovation. We watch the rest of the show and leave afterwards in a long car ride home of 8 minutes.
Georgia? What did you think about my performance? She responds with, " it was nice. " So eye ask it differently and say, "Did you notice eye took your advice and said everything eye was thinking?" She responds, "I never said that?" Eye then repeated to her, her words and her mannerisms of how she said it, and what I responded, in an attempt to refresh her memory. Still nothing. So in defeat eye ask her simple and plain. "Georgia? Do you think eye am funny?" She says "Nope!" and with no hesitation or change in demeanor. Well eye thought to myself, "luckily for me eye am not trying to sleep with the audience."
We make it home safely, get out the vehicle, and go inside to turn in for the evening as it was late and exhausting. Georgia showers, powders, and strokes her locks in the famous feminine fashion. She's smelling magnificent and eye am attracted more than before and don't know why? She summons me and while in full woman fashion tells me to make her laugh out loud. So I try every one liner eye can imagine and get no response from her. She then stops me, grabs me by the face with two hands, and then pulls me towards her, kisses me passionately, then moves me down her torso until she found her perfect spot and says, now tell my friend what you just told me!
I followed her command and began telling every one liner eye just heard me tell her and what do you know. She starts laughing, and laughing, and laughing, and laughing, and laughing, and laughing! She can't stop laughing. Now i'm nervous because eye stopped talking and telling jokes minutes ago, and this chick is laughing continuously. She finally came to her end of laughter and looks me in the eye and says, "whatever you are thinking about saying to me right now will never top what eye am listening to this very moment, so please be quiet."
Well, eye am more confused than ever before. What is she listening to right now? Now my thoughts are apparent and obvious as my snarl has not removed itself. This chick is crazy. There is no one else here but us. So I stare at her in silence. 15 minutes of silence has passed by. She is still smiling and staring right back at me. Then eye hear it. Eye smile. Eye begin to laugh in an animated fashion and land on the floor. I can not stop laughing. 30 minutes have passed and eye finally came to an end with the laughter. It happened. It actually happened. Euphoria has set in and eye look Georgia in the eye and kiss her in a very loving and unconditional manner to every portion of her face. Eye kiss her nose, her cheek bones, her eye lids, her forehead, her lips, and her jaw and ears, even her neck line.
I heard in replay in Georgia's voice exactly everything she wanted me to hear, and she said, eye want to make him laugh, but first eye want him to do something for me he will never forget so that he can be successful. Eye want him to say everything he performed on stage as he is massaging my lips with his lips. He has no idea that he is sleeping right now, and eye figure why let all this tongue and cheek go to waste!
Georgia was sitting on my face as eye was sleep talking and she would whisper to me suggestions which would keep me talking until she reached her peak.
There are several ways to end a story just as there is more than one way to begin one. How about when the story begins in the middle of another story? Now that's story telling it like it is.
What is your story you are telling? This is an awesome place for anyone to begin, even in the middle of a sentence. Directions are known and unless moved too quickly they are easily followed. When eye speak eye often find myself in areas where eye run the phrases together because eye know eye am about to lose my place in my mind, due to the play back effect eye am under. The play back effect is when anything of audio is replayed in my minds mind and thus how eye am able to know what you said, even though eye asked initially, "what did you say?" Before you answer my play back effect has already hit replay and eye hear in your original delivery what you said. At this point is when you hear me repeat what you said, thus making you ask out loud, "if you heard what eye said, then why did you ask me in the first place?"
Story telling in it's proper function allows us to turn off the play back effect and function. When a story is properly told it introduces to the listeners a calming state of listen which allows us to soak up as much data as possible. We also are acute in our absorption antics hanging on to each syllable, phrase, mannerism, movement, and all around general delivery of the story as it is told start to finish. Story telling keeps us up and down in all the right and pausing areas so we each have a chance to catch up and not lose our place in line to laugh or smile.
Tell Me a Story
Today eye began to write a story and with great intentions. That's what eye told myself. This story will move the world and get everyone to be on my side. This story will make minds alert and awake and at the same time launch my career to fame and riches. Keeping this completely as honest as allowed eye must admit my hearts mind. Eye know in my heart eye don't share with others in hopes of becoming rich in a monetary value. Eye share to get chicks who want me to be rich with their monetary value.
Georgia likes me a lot. The only real problem Georgia has with me is my sense of humor. She feels eye could tone it up a little more than eye do and let it all hang out. Eye asked Georgia why does she want me to be more than what eye am if what eye am is good enough to be? She responded, well if you must ask. I want you to be more than what you are right now because of what eye know you are before now and after it's over. Well, this is simply crazy talk, "in thought to myself." Then it hit me. Eye get it. She is actually telling me to say everything eye am actually thinking to myself because it is in this closet of honesty where the humor truly is. So eye work and work and work and work, until eye believe eye have it right and my timing is excellent. Eye later take Georgia to an open mic performance to hear me do my thing in front of strangers. Eye go on stage. Eye do my bit. Eye get a standing ovation. We watch the rest of the show and leave afterwards in a long car ride home of 8 minutes.
Georgia? What did you think about my performance? She responds with, " it was nice. " So eye ask it differently and say, "Did you notice eye took your advice and said everything eye was thinking?" She responds, "I never said that?" Eye then repeated to her, her words and her mannerisms of how she said it, and what I responded, in an attempt to refresh her memory. Still nothing. So in defeat eye ask her simple and plain. "Georgia? Do you think eye am funny?" She says "Nope!" and with no hesitation or change in demeanor. Well eye thought to myself, "luckily for me eye am not trying to sleep with the audience."
We make it home safely, get out the vehicle, and go inside to turn in for the evening as it was late and exhausting. Georgia showers, powders, and strokes her locks in the famous feminine fashion. She's smelling magnificent and eye am attracted more than before and don't know why? She summons me and while in full woman fashion tells me to make her laugh out loud. So I try every one liner eye can imagine and get no response from her. She then stops me, grabs me by the face with two hands, and then pulls me towards her, kisses me passionately, then moves me down her torso until she found her perfect spot and says, now tell my friend what you just told me!
I followed her command and began telling every one liner eye just heard me tell her and what do you know. She starts laughing, and laughing, and laughing, and laughing, and laughing, and laughing! She can't stop laughing. Now i'm nervous because eye stopped talking and telling jokes minutes ago, and this chick is laughing continuously. She finally came to her end of laughter and looks me in the eye and says, "whatever you are thinking about saying to me right now will never top what eye am listening to this very moment, so please be quiet."
Well, eye am more confused than ever before. What is she listening to right now? Now my thoughts are apparent and obvious as my snarl has not removed itself. This chick is crazy. There is no one else here but us. So I stare at her in silence. 15 minutes of silence has passed by. She is still smiling and staring right back at me. Then eye hear it. Eye smile. Eye begin to laugh in an animated fashion and land on the floor. I can not stop laughing. 30 minutes have passed and eye finally came to an end with the laughter. It happened. It actually happened. Euphoria has set in and eye look Georgia in the eye and kiss her in a very loving and unconditional manner to every portion of her face. Eye kiss her nose, her cheek bones, her eye lids, her forehead, her lips, and her jaw and ears, even her neck line.
I heard in replay in Georgia's voice exactly everything she wanted me to hear, and she said, eye want to make him laugh, but first eye want him to do something for me he will never forget so that he can be successful. Eye want him to say everything he performed on stage as he is massaging my lips with his lips. He has no idea that he is sleeping right now, and eye figure why let all this tongue and cheek go to waste!
Georgia was sitting on my face as eye was sleep talking and she would whisper to me suggestions which would keep me talking until she reached her peak.
There are several ways to end a story just as there is more than one way to begin one. How about when the story begins in the middle of another story? Now that's story telling it like it is.
Sinner Saint Jokes
Sinner Saint's "Why are you asking me this?" I just want to watch the movie!
2 ducks walk across a pond looking for some butter cups. Duck 3rd says, "quack uh swan would." Duckey quacks in disbelief and ruffles her feathers. Duck 3rd then beaks, "quack quack?" Duckey then beaks, "quack?" Duckey 3rd beaks, "AFLAC" and they both beak out loud in animated fashion. *Moral of the story, unless you are one, how would you know?
2 ducks walk across a pond looking for some butter cups. Duck 3rd says, "quack uh swan would." Duckey quacks in disbelief and ruffles her feathers. Duck 3rd then beaks, "quack quack?" Duckey then beaks, "quack?" Duckey 3rd beaks, "AFLAC" and they both beak out loud in animated fashion. *Moral of the story, unless you are one, how would you know?
Thursday, January 23, 2014
Sinner Saint "Cant Even Be A Loan" tour
Yes eye was Married to a celebrity. Eye caught her cheating on me with her love interest at the grocery store.
I ain't mad about it. I see it as my window of opportunity. I will overlook a ton of faults as long as eye can get the obvious. "You are simply living out your thoughts and fantasies. I am for living the dream. I learned from the experience I need to communicate better with women by listening more than by speaking. If I had listened to her cues and tells I would have been better prepared for my surprise and help act out the fantasy while we all in the same mind. No jokes here. Only truth.
I am not a hater. I do not hate. I want everybody to get laid and everybody to get paid before we all start remaining honest about everything. You"re shaking your head? Boy please. You cant tell the truth while people are actually listening.
If your girl asks you, "does this dress make me look fat?" There is no way to heaven you are going to tell her honest, "it was never the dress that made (her) you look fat to me."
It's a set up and she is testing you to make certain you are going to say the right things when out in public. She knows she's plumper than when y'all started. She simply needs the reassurance you are not going to embarrass her in public. She likes the "D" she's getting, when she ready for it, and lets you help her get it, but she also has an agenda that has nothing to do with yours. Her agenda is look better than her friends and colleagues!
You worked too hard and too long to let something as small as HONESTY and RESPECT get in the way of a blissful 15 minutes or less (on average for you , but not me). She does it to you all the time and you take it. She moans a little, groans a little, and massages your male driven ego so that she can fulfill her agreement and get it over with, because face it, she ain't been in love with you since the 5th year of y'all being together. She can't be. If she were still in love with you as it started, you would be humping like rabbits and dogs every day for five years. Women and "in love" are only forever when they can't have you, but when they got you or know they can get you, it's all a game at this point. She basically says to herself, "I'm going to find out how far I can take this!"
WE IN TOM THUMB
We feeling kinky and my girl is wearing a nice short skirt, nice blouse, sexy heels, and some balls. (Pause...)
C'mon y'all know the ones women use. Morpheus had em in "Boyz In The Hood" when Trae(Show Me The Money) had went out that night and Morpheus was looking serious like "what the oracle said to you was for you & you alone", as he had them twirling in his hand?
(or sumn like that...pause/look at audience with blank stare that says, y'all know what the what i am talking about...type stare)
Ahhh...Ben-WAH BALLS
Yeah the Benoit balls dropped out the couch, rolled 5ft away and the 4yr old kid reaches down picks up the balls & puts them in his mouth.
Looks straight at me & winks!
I look? I look behind me then back at kid. He winks again!
I'm like, this heffa been cheating on me! Then I smile again. I realize my girl has a fantasy I hadn't been fulfilling.
So I wait and I wait aannd eye wait.
She's sleep. Now's my chance.
I'm well lubed stiff and hotter than America was when IT realized Dennis Rodman was drunk and in Korea.
THE REST OF THIS JOKE WILL BE LATER. I'M WAITING ON MY INCOME TAX CHECK!
Sometimes ladies n gentleman, you have to simply dine and ditch. I knew I didn't finish the joke but you don't want me to tell you the truth, so I had to fake it to make it work, and here we are.
I'M SO BROKE I CANT BE A LOAN
I am out of money and I am going to die out here. I figure I can survive off of woman juices. The book I was reading described it as a waterfall, which to me is awesome, because i am a little thirsty right now. Actually I'm completely hungry and all i can afford is water. Not even filtered water or bottled water. I need a natural spring source.
I can see me now convincing my woman to let me have a sip. She would have to be the type that never actually researches anything and simply believes what you are saying because she can't spell it, so if she can't spell it, it's pretty safe to assume she can't read about it to know what is right or wrong.
I would crutch it too and look real sad like a feed the children commercial (selling poverty).
Don't boo me.
Believe what you need to get you by. I know how it is. All I'm saying is how do we know? Exactly, we don't know. If you can not prove to me my $0.38 a year is feeding a village where is my proof? It's not like you are sending me an Instagrams on a daily so I can see they eating good.
I bet you think "Leather Dress for Men" ain't gay? Bi-metro-sassy is gay. And I'm not talking about man to man booty missile gay. I'm talking matching the furniture with the puppies gay. Face it. Nothing means the same anymore as long as it is in terms of endearment.
YOU ARE SO DARK:
I thought I was sleep
People blink when you yawn (the light from your smile becomes blinding/and Ur teeth are yellow)
You make the sun sleep in late(sun says, i thought it was still night)
Blind men say, "who turned out the lights?" when you walk up on the scene.
YOU ARE SO BRIGHT:
I cant sleep in when u stay over
It feels like the sun is walking by me
You burn water
You make bananas turn color
I ain't mad about it. I see it as my window of opportunity. I will overlook a ton of faults as long as eye can get the obvious. "You are simply living out your thoughts and fantasies. I am for living the dream. I learned from the experience I need to communicate better with women by listening more than by speaking. If I had listened to her cues and tells I would have been better prepared for my surprise and help act out the fantasy while we all in the same mind. No jokes here. Only truth.
I am not a hater. I do not hate. I want everybody to get laid and everybody to get paid before we all start remaining honest about everything. You"re shaking your head? Boy please. You cant tell the truth while people are actually listening.
If your girl asks you, "does this dress make me look fat?" There is no way to heaven you are going to tell her honest, "it was never the dress that made (her) you look fat to me."
It's a set up and she is testing you to make certain you are going to say the right things when out in public. She knows she's plumper than when y'all started. She simply needs the reassurance you are not going to embarrass her in public. She likes the "D" she's getting, when she ready for it, and lets you help her get it, but she also has an agenda that has nothing to do with yours. Her agenda is look better than her friends and colleagues!
You worked too hard and too long to let something as small as HONESTY and RESPECT get in the way of a blissful 15 minutes or less (on average for you , but not me). She does it to you all the time and you take it. She moans a little, groans a little, and massages your male driven ego so that she can fulfill her agreement and get it over with, because face it, she ain't been in love with you since the 5th year of y'all being together. She can't be. If she were still in love with you as it started, you would be humping like rabbits and dogs every day for five years. Women and "in love" are only forever when they can't have you, but when they got you or know they can get you, it's all a game at this point. She basically says to herself, "I'm going to find out how far I can take this!"
WE IN TOM THUMB
We feeling kinky and my girl is wearing a nice short skirt, nice blouse, sexy heels, and some balls. (Pause...)
C'mon y'all know the ones women use. Morpheus had em in "Boyz In The Hood" when Trae(Show Me The Money) had went out that night and Morpheus was looking serious like "what the oracle said to you was for you & you alone", as he had them twirling in his hand?
(or sumn like that...pause/look at audience with blank stare that says, y'all know what the what i am talking about...type stare)
Ahhh...Ben-WAH BALLS
Yeah the Benoit balls dropped out the couch, rolled 5ft away and the 4yr old kid reaches down picks up the balls & puts them in his mouth.
Looks straight at me & winks!
I look? I look behind me then back at kid. He winks again!
I'm like, this heffa been cheating on me! Then I smile again. I realize my girl has a fantasy I hadn't been fulfilling.
So I wait and I wait aannd eye wait.
She's sleep. Now's my chance.
I'm well lubed stiff and hotter than America was when IT realized Dennis Rodman was drunk and in Korea.
THE REST OF THIS JOKE WILL BE LATER. I'M WAITING ON MY INCOME TAX CHECK!
Sometimes ladies n gentleman, you have to simply dine and ditch. I knew I didn't finish the joke but you don't want me to tell you the truth, so I had to fake it to make it work, and here we are.
I'M SO BROKE I CANT BE A LOAN
I am out of money and I am going to die out here. I figure I can survive off of woman juices. The book I was reading described it as a waterfall, which to me is awesome, because i am a little thirsty right now. Actually I'm completely hungry and all i can afford is water. Not even filtered water or bottled water. I need a natural spring source.
I can see me now convincing my woman to let me have a sip. She would have to be the type that never actually researches anything and simply believes what you are saying because she can't spell it, so if she can't spell it, it's pretty safe to assume she can't read about it to know what is right or wrong.
I would crutch it too and look real sad like a feed the children commercial (selling poverty).
Don't boo me.
Believe what you need to get you by. I know how it is. All I'm saying is how do we know? Exactly, we don't know. If you can not prove to me my $0.38 a year is feeding a village where is my proof? It's not like you are sending me an Instagrams on a daily so I can see they eating good.
I bet you think "Leather Dress for Men" ain't gay? Bi-metro-sassy is gay. And I'm not talking about man to man booty missile gay. I'm talking matching the furniture with the puppies gay. Face it. Nothing means the same anymore as long as it is in terms of endearment.
YOU ARE SO DARK:
I thought I was sleep
People blink when you yawn (the light from your smile becomes blinding/and Ur teeth are yellow)
You make the sun sleep in late(sun says, i thought it was still night)
Blind men say, "who turned out the lights?" when you walk up on the scene.
YOU ARE SO BRIGHT:
I cant sleep in when u stay over
It feels like the sun is walking by me
You burn water
You make bananas turn color
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