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Showing posts with label SELF EMPLOYMENT. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SELF EMPLOYMENT. Show all posts

Monday, May 5, 2014

Sinner Saint Homework Blog

My home work exercise involves me showing my review of personal steps to achieve personal goals. This review is one I am in submission of blogging. The blogging sphere and realm does absolutely two wonderful things for a person such as myself in stature, finance, and likeness. I can be funny. I can make money. This website I believe personally can transition one's life from rags to riches and from riches to rags all in the same week or post. 

For example, when learning how to create a blog I was relieved at the simplicity involved with me doing so. I am looking forward to more commerce friendly features offered by this site to enhance the self employed nation I find myself currently involved with. 
One feature in mind is an Online ATM and Digital Vault. This vault is attached to a secure prepaid banking method and with the "Clearance Required Software" protection from online commerce fiasco's or identity theft becomes removed. 

What I foresee with this technology is the bridging of the gap within perception and reality at practical points of application such as having a blog site and you blog about you from good to bad through this virtual reality option of communication. The internet makes it possible to employ myself from US to Japan and at a fraction of the cost to commute in person. The problem with the technology is that it is not free or sovereign of traditional means of communication such as public broadcasting system or network television.  Great place to start.



·         How easy was it to set up your blog?  It was quite simple to create my blog.
·         What features should be included that are not currently available? 
·         What  improvements would you make? 
·         What benefits do you see with this technology?  Self Expression & Commerce
·         What problems do you see with this technology?  BAd Postings
Add:
·         A link to El Centro College to the blog. ( http://www.elcentrocollege.edu/)  
·         Text color to at least one of  the words. 
              Bold or italics to at least one of the words 

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http://dhatmistah.blogspot.com/2014/05/sinner-saint-homework-blog.html


The above link is one which brings up a saved rendition of my soon to be published works if not published works as a blogger at the website address listing of http://www.DhatMistah.Blogspot.com. Creating the website is simple from blogger with its step by step method. There are many features of diversity pertaining to spicing up a blog site and reading other blogs as well as entering some html code if you choose or need. The feature I find myself needing for my blog and purpose is one which helps me be self sufficient such as Receiving Revenues to view Concert Themed Content ( videos of performance from stage or stage setting and viewed as professional or public). Beign paid as a stand up comic will post a whole new meaning to the word. My feature as a con requires knowledge of much law in copy right and publishing and standards to know how exactly the product should be revealed without infringements. The positive is like Napster the buzz alone is worth millions. 
Blogging basically allows many of us to heal in our own way through observation and expression. Either way we look at it. The font is the font.
Charles Williams

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Sinner Saint "Cant Even Be A Loan" tour

Yes eye was Married to a celebrity. Eye caught her cheating on me with her love interest at the grocery store.
I ain't mad about it. I see it as my window of opportunity. I will overlook a ton of faults as long as eye can get the obvious. "You are simply living out your thoughts and fantasies. I am for living the dream. I learned from the experience I need to communicate better with women by listening more than by speaking. If I had listened to her cues and tells I would have been better prepared for my surprise and help act out the fantasy while we all in the same mind. No jokes here. Only truth.

I am not a hater. I do not hate. I want everybody to get laid and everybody to get paid before we all start remaining honest about everything. You"re shaking your head? Boy please. You cant tell the truth while people are actually listening.
If your girl asks you, "does this dress make me look fat?" There is no way to heaven you are going to tell her honest, "it was never the dress that made (her) you look fat to me." 

It's a set up and she is testing you to make certain you are going to say the right things when out in public. She knows she's plumper than when y'all started. She simply needs the reassurance you are not going to embarrass her in public. She likes the "D" she's getting, when she ready for it, and lets you help her get it, but she also has an agenda that has nothing to do with yours. Her agenda is look better than her friends and colleagues!
You worked too hard and too long to let something as small as HONESTY and RESPECT get in the way of a blissful 15 minutes or less (on average for you , but not me). She does it to you all the time and you take it. She moans a little, groans a little, and massages your male driven ego so that she can fulfill her agreement and get it over with, because face it, she ain't been in love with you since the 5th year of y'all being together. She can't be. If she were still in love with you as it started, you would be humping like rabbits and dogs every day for five years. Women and "in love" are only forever when they can't have you, but when they got you or know they can get you, it's all a game at this point. She basically says to herself, "I'm going to find out how far I can take this!"


WE IN TOM THUMB
We feeling kinky and my girl is wearing a nice short skirt, nice blouse, sexy heels, and some balls. (Pause...)
C'mon y'all know the ones women use. Morpheus had em in "Boyz In The Hood" when Trae(Show Me The Money) had went out that night and Morpheus was looking serious like "what the oracle said to you was for you & you alone", as he had them twirling in his hand?

 (or sumn like that...pause/look at audience with blank stare that says, y'all know what the what i am talking about...type stare)

Ahhh...Ben-WAH BALLS
Yeah the Benoit balls dropped out the couch, rolled 5ft away and the 4yr old kid reaches down picks up the balls & puts them in his mouth.
Looks straight at me & winks!
I look? I look behind me then back at kid. He winks again!
I'm like, this heffa been cheating on me! Then I smile again. I realize my girl has a fantasy I hadn't been fulfilling.
So I wait and I wait aannd eye wait.
She's sleep. Now's my chance.
I'm well lubed stiff and hotter than America was when IT realized Dennis Rodman was drunk and in Korea.

THE REST OF THIS JOKE WILL BE LATER. I'M WAITING ON MY INCOME TAX CHECK!
Sometimes ladies n gentleman, you have to simply dine and ditch. I knew I didn't finish the joke but you don't want me to tell you the truth, so I had to fake it to make it work, and here we are.

I'M SO BROKE I CANT BE A LOAN
I am out of money and I am going to die out here. I figure I can survive off of woman juices. The book I was reading described it as a waterfall, which to me is awesome, because i am a little thirsty right now. Actually I'm completely hungry and all i can afford is water. Not even filtered water or bottled water. I need a natural spring source.
I can see me now convincing my woman to let me have a sip. She would have to be the type that never actually researches anything and simply believes what you are saying because she can't spell it, so if she can't spell it, it's pretty safe to assume she can't read about it to know what is right or wrong.
I would crutch it too and look real sad like a feed the children commercial (selling poverty).
Don't boo me.
Believe what you need to get you by. I know how it is. All I'm saying is how do we know? Exactly, we don't know. If you can not prove to me my $0.38 a year is feeding a village where is my proof? It's not like you are sending me an Instagrams on a daily so I can see they eating good.
I bet you think "Leather Dress for Men" ain't gay? Bi-metro-sassy is gay. And I'm not talking about man to man booty missile gay. I'm talking matching the furniture with the puppies gay. Face it. Nothing means the same anymore as long as it is in terms of endearment.

YOU ARE SO DARK:
I thought I was sleep
People blink when you yawn (the light from your smile becomes blinding/and Ur teeth are yellow)
You make the sun sleep in late(sun says, i thought it was still night)
Blind men say, "who turned out the lights?" when you walk up on the scene.

YOU ARE SO BRIGHT:
I cant sleep in when u stay over
It feels like the sun is walking by me
You burn water
You make bananas turn color

Saturday, October 6, 2012

The Revised Transition

THIS POSTING IS AN SEMI-OFFICIAL PROPOSAL FOR A SPECIFIC EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY, INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY, AND SPONSORSHIP.  THIS POSTING IS SPECIFICALLY FOR THE SOLE PROPRIETORSHIP PURPOSE OF THE 2500 GROUP AND IS DESIGNED TO PROTECT THE ENTITY AND PURPOSE OF THIS SOLE PROPRIETORSHIP.  THE VIEWING OF THIS POST DOES NOT GRANT ANY PUBLIC RIGHTS OTHER THAN VIEWING OR INQUIRING OF THIS VERY SPECIFIC BLUE PRINT OF DETAILS. 





DHAT MISTAH SHOW
Returning to the display of the interviews from Dallas/Fort Worth Metropolitan artists and their campaign's of voice, entertainment, and purpose as displayed in their area of craft and expertise.

  • Game Show Segment--A spin the wheel board which has the 52 weeks of the year on display.  The game itself will allow the contestant to select a week, a day, and a DFW location.  Winning contestants end up with  prizes and cash for their campaign.
  • The Interview Segment--This segment is simple and the questions are random. The interviewers get to select three random questions which display either their expertise, their imagination, or their moral code for survival.
  • The Promo--This segment is designed to allow branding mentions, placement ads, and new projects such as ground breakings, new music, new businesses, videos, movies, book releases, charitable causes, or special events.


MERCHANT SPONSORED BROADCAST NETWORK
We are sponsored by small businesses, chambers of commerce,  and merchants alike.  All sponsorships are designed to continue the promotional focus points of Dhat Mistah Show which in general is an entity designed to facilitate a digital imprint word of mouth etiquette in marketing and promotions.  All revenues received are used in the areas of pay for space advertising such as commercials, flyers, business cards, bumper stickers, billboards, t-shirts, pens, magnets, vehicle wraps, radio, calendars, caps, digital music stores, soundscan, bds registry, licenses and fees appropriate to a national campaign broadcast, special events marketing for local businesses, and specific groups and organizations within the social media network whom support the efforts and campaign methods of The 2500 Group through the social media brand of Dhat Mistah Show which does not exclude the use of other businesses and fee's for use of service such as transportation, security, merchandising, publishing, retail, and educational courses and tools for business management, marketing, public speaking, broadcast communication, entertainment law, journalism,  computer science &  information technology.


All proceeds are obtained prior to product placements, productions, or marketing specific to individual entitys outside of Dhat Mistah Show.   The workshops known as Charles Williams Events are packed with rewards, benefits, and new beginnings to maintain consumer participation. 


DHAT MISTAH SHOW EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY
The merits and morals of this institution are based solely on honesty, respect, peace, tolerance, and the right to survive in an economic society.  This opportunity being presented to you is a contract labor opportunity designed for you to remain free to employ yourself anywhere at any moment without concern of conflict of interest.  This position you employ yourself can be part time, full time, seasonal, day to day, hour to hour, minute to minute.  There are very few paramaters involving your commitment of function.  The most you are actually required to do at any one given moment should not exceed the length of a standard video, movie, commercial, or clicking of a mouse on a web page for viewing purposes only not exclusive to audio viewing or reviewing.

The opportunity in detail shall allow you the freedom to earn revenue's based on clicks, referrals, and investment return compensation benefits.  The process in which this applies is strict based on its dependentcy of numerical values of per click per page viewing.  The additional components to this metric involve per individual referrals of merchant selected services such as sponsors and investors of this program. 
Sponsors and Investors will have promotional aids for special pricing or discounts. These benefits of the public shall be used to engage a dialogue relevant to the growth and propserity of the mission of this business opportunity. Provision and Optimism equals value and tenure.  We have established an infrastructure which is self sustained after it's initial vestment and that which follows.

The Employment Options
1. Contract Laborer--social media use involving clicks and views of select internet sites and pages
2. Investor-- donates finances/revenues for the growth of the business/receives return annually
3. Sponsor--donates finances/revenues for the marketing needs of business/receives return annually
4. Franchise--makes contribution for right to operate annually in sequence with the prime entity


WHAT IS THE TARGET GOAL
There are multiple goals which add up to one single accomplishment.  Establishing a company which remains a pilar of the community in a manner and format suitable to such community be it national or international as there is only one planet.  The short term goals are participation and recurrence.  There are several metrics which employ revenue disbursement as well as appreciation.  Your individual role is to maintain the participation requirements designed to keep a numerical value in tact which in transition ensures compensation by all participants involved.

The very most primary protocol is to view the designated web pges mandated by the Twitter, Facebook, and Blogger website addresses or social pages to accrue advertisement revenues.  These revenues accrued are used solely to grow the numerical value in capital, which in turn is used to negotiate outside funding from other resources and investors of a higher caliber.  This entity known as Dhat Mistah Show shall represent a staff number not to exceed 2,500 to maintain equal distribution for its members, staff, investors, and sponsors.  Franchising shall commence once the value of each individual member, person, staff, sponsor, or investor is worth a minimum of $2,500, $25,000, or $250,000.