Mr.Charles / Sinner Saint / Dj Hatsim / King Deuce
*These are my mindsets of revenue sources as each mind eye am source.
Here we are to date with "what the hell is HE talking about child?" Well, I been telling you what I been talking about and I shall continue to do so. Ya'll ain't doing it so that WE can pull ourselves up by a boot strap and look forward to our dedication and commitment to a hard days evaluated work session. Stay shamed and fearful. That's your job. I however am commissioned to inspire and remain free in thinking so that action does not suffer from a lack of true inspiration. What we have here is an honesty to communicate.
Sinner Saint will be hosting all Dhat Mistah Show events as we are going with our comedy line to uplift our community. Dj Hatsim will be on the broadcasts representing our community radio segment of Dhat Mistah Show and will remain in function as podcasts or simple Youtube video postings. King Deuce is who we battle with in the ring on an M.I.C. Mr.Charles drives us all home and picks us all up and takes us all to work so we can wait for Mr.Charles to pick us back up from work and take us back to our perspective homes or residences.
The point of my posting is simple. We are all involved in this process. Each one will teach one more to be one who can teach one more to be taught. If you read this posting please take a few honest moments to hear me out completely.
I spent my money researching this lifestyle before I submit it in book form on how to transition from in debt to debt free. It's all based on what you will honestly do. What is honestly available to be done. How to make it work in 6 months up to 3 years tops. If my methods do not change your "being in debt" to "being in less debt" it does not work. Simple. No half truths. No false promise. IF my way does not work the way I say it does, this means it was not done my way or your way was not doing it my way, but either way, on any given Sunday, it is only as it was meant to be.
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Tuesday, July 14, 2015
Friday, July 25, 2014
The Disciplines of Budget as a Self Employed Bipolar Manic Stand Up Comedian who Drives a Car for a Living While living off School Tuition to pay for his child's needs!
"The Disciplines of Budget as a Self Employed Bipolar Manic Stand Up Comedian who Drives a Car for a Living While living off School Tuition to pay for his child's needs!" is an outstanding concept in self disciplined areas of need over wants. The entire process began before the concept could be accepted as genuine. The issues and concerns surrounding mental health issues are elevated and growing. The bottom line question and answer evolved to "where do we go from here?"
It is currently 4 years since 2010 November when I bottomed out as I knew my world. I lost my employment, marriage, funding, and my matriarch all in the same 30 days. I was only a step wife away from authentic homelessness. I did not mistakenly say or spell the phrase step wife. When you are married but divorced in the household and understanding she becomes your step wife. She is an ex-wife whom you still share accountability and property with. You both come to the agreement of "just friends" status and keep the home in order for the sake of balance and serenity. A step wife or step husband requires one of the two to always remain in balance of what is right.
Step spouse status is a return to friendship status and fits. There is no fleshly desire to partake of the other one. No one is arguing about the others needs or desires. No one asks permission or checks in with the other. You are roommates with a history and understanding of its future. The step spouse is an end result to a desired best chance we have at salvaging the memories that were built up to knowing who you are as a person. Step spouse allows all parties to protect in covenant of the heart what is home. Home is the heart of every matter you function under be it financial, spiritual, and social. The heart you now have has grown from the heart you once believed.
Well in my 4th year as a step spouse I have dug myself deeper into a hole financially. The problem with being a step spouse is when you do not let go of your spousal support mentality. I found myself in a continued pattern of check in with spouse, what does spouse need, what does spouse want, what would spouse say, and onward only to bring myself to a financial halt that, spouse is not doing the same thing as I am thus I need to stop doing this to myself. The reality hits both sides as when both commit to the step spouse position, what he once made as not enough turns into the understanding of how much support was actually supplied. The discipline required as a step spouse is one which requires basic disciplines and practices. Budget everything for the purpose of growth.
WHAT IS MR.CHARLES
I currently am a driver/self employed (private), and a stand up comedian (open mic/2014 January effective date in Arlington, Texas) who wishes he had a client base of 12 women whom he could service their needs, from driver service, lawn care (basic cut n trim) and consultant. I devised a plan to grow the car service business. The plan allows room for consulting and entertainment. The real problem I am having is convincing anyone with revenue why the plan will work.
The plan itself is based on one person being responsible for everything incoming and outgoing. The plan requires 3 vehicle styles; a stretch limousine, a luxury sedan, and a luxury sport utility vehicle such as a Chevy Suburban or Cadillac Escalade. My simplistic concept was prepay your year of Standby Service with the Mr. Charles brand. I got excited about the idea due to three ingredients. Money, Women and Me. I know it sounds like a typical male dream, and it is, however, it is abundantly more than a dream of fiction, as it is more so a dream of reality expectation.
This concept is completely a functionally sound concept which has a growth opportunity of 400%. Currently I am by myself in this concept and grew $6k-$12k with word of mouth advertising and repeat business. This year without advertising at all 4 clients partook of the Mr.Charles service. The common denominator in the 4 client partaking is they each required limousine service. This metric I found to be quite amazing.
The volume of impact from a limousine service with a well dressed and attractive driver who knows what he is doing sets the stage of opportunity for any Mr.Charles client who seeks a highlight to the evening or service. I have begun grooming myself to a more well rounded fashion in attire and personal appearance. I removed the long hair and replaced it with a short professional appeal. Facial hair is the struggle and will take some real exact science effort to perfect. Meanwhile I must remain focused on the total outcome. Success!
The Mr.Charles Brand & Logo will represent clean, discrete, wise, safe, secure, and functional equipment. Our aim is your destination. We drive until you arrive! Campaigning costs will be creative costs from initial start up and then lowered in repeat campaign efforts. Sticking to the picture we are promoting this in a movie as a movie to real life. Documentary video of this entire process will make minds look and then look again. IS this a movie? IS this for real? Where is it playing? IS there an album? Where can I purchase merchandise? These are the questions this entire concept will provoke into the consciousness of social networking arenas near and far of the internet.
THE EQUIPMENT
The equipment once established will represent the brand of Mr.Charles as a cabin style for passenger luxury. The outside of vehicle remain approachable as the inside of the vehicle sets everyone apart from approachable status. These vehicles need to make our client base remember they are the only ones who ride in this style of luxury and conditioning.
MASSAGE
Our service is equipped with therapy massage techniques, trinkets, and treatments which last you the duration of the ride or service.
REQUESTS
Our service is equipped with the ability to handle light tasks and duties such as picking up items from specified locations as well as dropping off such items; rentals, clothes, parcels, etc.
THE MOVIE
We are owned by a production company. The best part of having a production company is producing a small presentation or display item to share with friends, family, neighbors, colleagues, or total strangers. The Mr.Charles Brand is completely open to legitimate productive and fair product ideas and themes which fit or enhance the Mr.Charles brand. Mr.Charles in itself is a vehicle of business of safe travels.
WHAT EYE AM THINKING COULD BE
Honestly everything. The ratio of good men to women is dropping faster than people think. A woman of today whom is career efficient, family oriented, single, and wants to be pampered at the very least once per quarter on a major scale and 4 times a quarter on a timely scale is a growing number of professionally based women who need the virtual reality boyfriend support when they are ready to click on it. Today's woman does not need a today's man. She needs a today's virtual man.
This requires no exchange of address information, exchange of false expectations and quite frankly no more bullshit conversation. She knows he is crafted to remain silent unless required and remain functional unless required not to.
These men or this one man is not an ordinary thinking male. This gentleman is an agreement. He is a purpose and exists to serve that purpose. There is no confusion about his motives as they should only reflect the compensated request of the client. There is no need for presumptuous arguing. He will not argue. His tone will not raise itself above yours. His smile shall engage you to look deeper into his eyes or at the least remind you he is only here by request and can be removed at any moment by request.
*Where ever you are Ms.Lady (your preferred one name; example- Lady Carrington; Lady Amber; Ms. Amber) Mr.Charles is ready and waiting on stand by for you anytime of the year.
It is currently 4 years since 2010 November when I bottomed out as I knew my world. I lost my employment, marriage, funding, and my matriarch all in the same 30 days. I was only a step wife away from authentic homelessness. I did not mistakenly say or spell the phrase step wife. When you are married but divorced in the household and understanding she becomes your step wife. She is an ex-wife whom you still share accountability and property with. You both come to the agreement of "just friends" status and keep the home in order for the sake of balance and serenity. A step wife or step husband requires one of the two to always remain in balance of what is right.
Step spouse status is a return to friendship status and fits. There is no fleshly desire to partake of the other one. No one is arguing about the others needs or desires. No one asks permission or checks in with the other. You are roommates with a history and understanding of its future. The step spouse is an end result to a desired best chance we have at salvaging the memories that were built up to knowing who you are as a person. Step spouse allows all parties to protect in covenant of the heart what is home. Home is the heart of every matter you function under be it financial, spiritual, and social. The heart you now have has grown from the heart you once believed.
Well in my 4th year as a step spouse I have dug myself deeper into a hole financially. The problem with being a step spouse is when you do not let go of your spousal support mentality. I found myself in a continued pattern of check in with spouse, what does spouse need, what does spouse want, what would spouse say, and onward only to bring myself to a financial halt that, spouse is not doing the same thing as I am thus I need to stop doing this to myself. The reality hits both sides as when both commit to the step spouse position, what he once made as not enough turns into the understanding of how much support was actually supplied. The discipline required as a step spouse is one which requires basic disciplines and practices. Budget everything for the purpose of growth.
WHAT IS MR.CHARLES
I currently am a driver/self employed (private), and a stand up comedian (open mic/2014 January effective date in Arlington, Texas) who wishes he had a client base of 12 women whom he could service their needs, from driver service, lawn care (basic cut n trim) and consultant. I devised a plan to grow the car service business. The plan allows room for consulting and entertainment. The real problem I am having is convincing anyone with revenue why the plan will work.
The plan itself is based on one person being responsible for everything incoming and outgoing. The plan requires 3 vehicle styles; a stretch limousine, a luxury sedan, and a luxury sport utility vehicle such as a Chevy Suburban or Cadillac Escalade. My simplistic concept was prepay your year of Standby Service with the Mr. Charles brand. I got excited about the idea due to three ingredients. Money, Women and Me. I know it sounds like a typical male dream, and it is, however, it is abundantly more than a dream of fiction, as it is more so a dream of reality expectation.
This concept is completely a functionally sound concept which has a growth opportunity of 400%. Currently I am by myself in this concept and grew $6k-$12k with word of mouth advertising and repeat business. This year without advertising at all 4 clients partook of the Mr.Charles service. The common denominator in the 4 client partaking is they each required limousine service. This metric I found to be quite amazing.
The volume of impact from a limousine service with a well dressed and attractive driver who knows what he is doing sets the stage of opportunity for any Mr.Charles client who seeks a highlight to the evening or service. I have begun grooming myself to a more well rounded fashion in attire and personal appearance. I removed the long hair and replaced it with a short professional appeal. Facial hair is the struggle and will take some real exact science effort to perfect. Meanwhile I must remain focused on the total outcome. Success!
The Mr.Charles Brand & Logo will represent clean, discrete, wise, safe, secure, and functional equipment. Our aim is your destination. We drive until you arrive! Campaigning costs will be creative costs from initial start up and then lowered in repeat campaign efforts. Sticking to the picture we are promoting this in a movie as a movie to real life. Documentary video of this entire process will make minds look and then look again. IS this a movie? IS this for real? Where is it playing? IS there an album? Where can I purchase merchandise? These are the questions this entire concept will provoke into the consciousness of social networking arenas near and far of the internet.
THE EQUIPMENT
The equipment once established will represent the brand of Mr.Charles as a cabin style for passenger luxury. The outside of vehicle remain approachable as the inside of the vehicle sets everyone apart from approachable status. These vehicles need to make our client base remember they are the only ones who ride in this style of luxury and conditioning.
MASSAGE
Our service is equipped with therapy massage techniques, trinkets, and treatments which last you the duration of the ride or service.
REQUESTS
Our service is equipped with the ability to handle light tasks and duties such as picking up items from specified locations as well as dropping off such items; rentals, clothes, parcels, etc.
THE MOVIE
We are owned by a production company. The best part of having a production company is producing a small presentation or display item to share with friends, family, neighbors, colleagues, or total strangers. The Mr.Charles Brand is completely open to legitimate productive and fair product ideas and themes which fit or enhance the Mr.Charles brand. Mr.Charles in itself is a vehicle of business of safe travels.
WHAT EYE AM THINKING COULD BE
Honestly everything. The ratio of good men to women is dropping faster than people think. A woman of today whom is career efficient, family oriented, single, and wants to be pampered at the very least once per quarter on a major scale and 4 times a quarter on a timely scale is a growing number of professionally based women who need the virtual reality boyfriend support when they are ready to click on it. Today's woman does not need a today's man. She needs a today's virtual man.
This requires no exchange of address information, exchange of false expectations and quite frankly no more bullshit conversation. She knows he is crafted to remain silent unless required and remain functional unless required not to.
These men or this one man is not an ordinary thinking male. This gentleman is an agreement. He is a purpose and exists to serve that purpose. There is no confusion about his motives as they should only reflect the compensated request of the client. There is no need for presumptuous arguing. He will not argue. His tone will not raise itself above yours. His smile shall engage you to look deeper into his eyes or at the least remind you he is only here by request and can be removed at any moment by request.
*Where ever you are Ms.Lady (your preferred one name; example- Lady Carrington; Lady Amber; Ms. Amber) Mr.Charles is ready and waiting on stand by for you anytime of the year.
Friday, May 9, 2014
Based on How Eye Feel
SINNER SAINT DISCLAIMER
I am confessing to the universe my result when researching myself. I am one whom through my introvert lifestyle and ways create an atmosphere of forgiveness and acceptance because deep down in me it is exactly what I want of me from you the people who are on this planet the same as I am on this planet. We are here by condition of this realm, this dimension, this atmosphere, this galaxy, this universe, and this mind as these conditions are all included when we connect with one another.I know you are doing what you believe you can and should do. I am certain you have researched to the best of your abilities past or present future. You are seeking the best result or harvest from your labored efforts. The best option for any of us at this moment is the choice to keep a smile anyway. It sounds better when telling your tale to those whose ears burn for such carnage of folklore and possibilities. When you come across this thought one day as have I it will become more apparent how much time and effort was put into creating a moment where humor and release are one.
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
"What Is So Funny?"
There is much to be said when it comes to the relationship of timing.
Timing is at its best a place where the connections are more than welcome to be set free! I am new to pledging my allegiance to Stand Up Comedy as a professional environment and habitat; thus, my sporadic blasts of funny. Currently I find myself researching and testing more than theory with my humored thoughts for translation. The resulted response of a connected thought manifests a physical smile, a chemical release, an experience, a memory, a reflection, and keeps my inspiration to succeed poised and practiced.The only joke that does not work is a joke which is not working for the sake of the joke.
There is more than one way to connect with an audience inside the arena of humor. Humor has different faces. There is the blemish face humor has which allows many to recognize how little certain flaws truly should mean considering it does not stop one from living. There is the critical thinking humor which allows a tenuous college student or professor to release regard for comprehension and speak the material. Then there is the testimony humor which is simply the artifact of life. The truth involves introductions or premise, patience in details, the set up and tangents of release.The beautiful part of being a comic is knowing you work hard at being a happy place for others!
JOKE MY LINES
- Eye am Sinner Saint the Comedian and Eye Fly Southwest Airlines as often as eye am booked to tell jokes anywhere Southwest Airlines will fly.
- Some people think it is actually easy being the best worst comic! There is nothing easy about it. I am naturally hilarious and it is truly tedious for me to not be funny on purpose! Accident's happen, but not like this!
- Whenever Eye am in town and need to rest my mind I mix Nyquil Cough Syrup with an Energy drink and remain alertly calm all day long.
WHAT EYE FOUND VIA GOOGLE, YAHOO, ASK.COM SEARCH ENGINES
SEARCH: clean jokes OR commercial Jokes for cell phones free
SEARCH: clean jokes OR commercial Jokes for cell phones free
- http://www.greatcleanjokes.com/jokes/sms-jokes/short-jokes/
- http://www.ducksters.com/jokesforkids/computer.php
- http://seniorfollies.com/landing/casting-stand-up.asp
SINNER SAINT'S "TWEET FOR ME TWEEZE?"
What The Tweet?
When I tweet about the twove of Twesus and all tweets twone for me. My tweet twatts out Twah-Leh-Twoot-Yah eye Twank God for Twaving ME!
-tweeting in tongues-
Sunday, April 6, 2014
"Sinner Saint" I am not posting enough to make the search engines top 10 list!
I am jumping right into this thought with hardly any buffer. I don't have a clue why you are not asking your local radio stations for my opinion on anything? Do you not desire an alternative funny bone? The voice and styling of this comic is best suited for late night radio quiet storm sexy in the mood radio but this delivery is body rocking knocking the boots funny.
The approach made to the microphone is simple. Inhale. Observe. Smile. Exhale. Speak. The rest is between the universal molecular structure of time space and extenuating circumstances. Who in their right mind would honestly tell anyone they dumped themselves? Whom in a right state of mind would admit to being fired as self employed? There are plenty curious statements this individual makes and all of them leave one question to mind. Who knew about Sinner Saint? Where has this guy been facilitated?
The attempt to explain a show is not worthy. There are too many nuances that are not present when reading text. Example is when the crowd knows not he is listening to them entirely. The gleam in his eyes when he smiles at you leaves you wondering is he going to make everyone look at me? Sitting on the front row is an actual treat because it's easier for him to speak to you up front than the person hiding in the corner so their spouse doesn't catch them out on a blind date.
People with nothing to hide vs. everyone else is the object of discussion. I am the writer here and I speak about myself as if I am a total stranger. I personally don't get it. I mean I do laugh, however, I don't know why I am laughing. There was a moment when Sinner Saint literally said to the entire audience how ridiculous it is that they are listening to every word said by Sinner Saint and people start laughing. He didn't even say it in an abstract manner. IS he hypnotizing everyone into believing they are laughing? Who knows?
Sinner Saint
"When You Need a Laugh to be Funny"
The approach made to the microphone is simple. Inhale. Observe. Smile. Exhale. Speak. The rest is between the universal molecular structure of time space and extenuating circumstances. Who in their right mind would honestly tell anyone they dumped themselves? Whom in a right state of mind would admit to being fired as self employed? There are plenty curious statements this individual makes and all of them leave one question to mind. Who knew about Sinner Saint? Where has this guy been facilitated?
The attempt to explain a show is not worthy. There are too many nuances that are not present when reading text. Example is when the crowd knows not he is listening to them entirely. The gleam in his eyes when he smiles at you leaves you wondering is he going to make everyone look at me? Sitting on the front row is an actual treat because it's easier for him to speak to you up front than the person hiding in the corner so their spouse doesn't catch them out on a blind date.
People with nothing to hide vs. everyone else is the object of discussion. I am the writer here and I speak about myself as if I am a total stranger. I personally don't get it. I mean I do laugh, however, I don't know why I am laughing. There was a moment when Sinner Saint literally said to the entire audience how ridiculous it is that they are listening to every word said by Sinner Saint and people start laughing. He didn't even say it in an abstract manner. IS he hypnotizing everyone into believing they are laughing? Who knows?
Sinner Saint
"When You Need a Laugh to be Funny"
Tuesday, February 4, 2014
Sinner Saint Jokes
Sinner Saint's "Why are you asking me this?" I just want to watch the movie!
2 ducks walk across a pond looking for some butter cups. Duck 3rd says, "quack uh swan would." Duckey quacks in disbelief and ruffles her feathers. Duck 3rd then beaks, "quack quack?" Duckey then beaks, "quack?" Duckey 3rd beaks, "AFLAC" and they both beak out loud in animated fashion. *Moral of the story, unless you are one, how would you know?
2 ducks walk across a pond looking for some butter cups. Duck 3rd says, "quack uh swan would." Duckey quacks in disbelief and ruffles her feathers. Duck 3rd then beaks, "quack quack?" Duckey then beaks, "quack?" Duckey 3rd beaks, "AFLAC" and they both beak out loud in animated fashion. *Moral of the story, unless you are one, how would you know?
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
Sinner Saint's Open Mic Wednesday Nights Arlington Improv The Highlands "i'm not the same funny"
OPEN MIC
"I enjoy my ignorance"
- I been single now for 20 years and married for 19 of those years. I found out the long hard way that I don't ask enough questions such as; "Are you going to actually stay?"
- Ask honest questions unless she is rich, then just put out.
- When she met me I had a basketball sized butt and was very athletic. Since the divorce the only thing I have are the divorce papers and a rectum with no meat on it.
- The funniest part to me is she was the one I actually liked.
- Speaking of women raising boys to be men; It's not possible ladies so stop it. I was raised by the women in my family and by the time I was 20 years old I realized I was a lesbian.
- I believe in "Don't ask Don't tell" to the fullest. Don't ask me for any money and I won't tell you no! Courtesy with a smile.
- I wear a construction uniform and I'm a foreman who oversees an all female crew, while moonlighting as a Bowling League Commissioner. My porno name is "Diggs Deep.'
- I rode a girls bike with a banana seat-I didn't know.
- I used an eye brow pencil because eye thought that's what girls liked.
- I did skinny jeans because I thought it would make me look good behind a zipper.
- I had a pair of Chic Jeans (the brand). They were hand me downs. I assumed the ken fell off and thought nothing of it.
- The first time I ejaculated hands free was....oh wait....never mind.
- I wore girl skates with the white boot and metal wheels and thought I was the business because of all the sparks I could make.
- Sometimes out of need I like to pretend I am making a difference in the community.
I was visiting with my sister a while back and had a good time. It was time for me to go and on the way to the car I had to make a side step to some trees and allow nature to remain free. Well, I was o.k. until I tried to pass gas and tinkle at the same time. The tinkle part went well. The gas part did not do what I knew I trained it to do. I'm wearing boxers. I with all my might tried to tell my body exactly what to do.
Okay. What we gon' do is tinkle a little, pinch a little, tinkle a little , then pinch a little. Well the tinkle went without a hitch. The pinch went without a hitch as well. Yep. So I released my lizard and at the end of the waterfall I tried to squeeze instead of pinch. Wrong move. Now what I have is an executive decision to make.
"Did I just dookie on myself?" Man! Do not tell me we just pinched a loaf of honey wheat on our self? I reached down to check from the back and didn't feel anything, and thought, phew it was a false alarm. So I walk to the car, unlock the door, sit down, start the car, drive home, get undressed, and throw my boxers in the trash, and take a shower!
Nope! You were right all along. "Sinner Saint" is the shiznitterly!
Thursday, January 23, 2014
Sinner Saint "Cant Even Be A Loan" tour
Yes eye was Married to a celebrity. Eye caught her cheating on me with her love interest at the grocery store.
I ain't mad about it. I see it as my window of opportunity. I will overlook a ton of faults as long as eye can get the obvious. "You are simply living out your thoughts and fantasies. I am for living the dream. I learned from the experience I need to communicate better with women by listening more than by speaking. If I had listened to her cues and tells I would have been better prepared for my surprise and help act out the fantasy while we all in the same mind. No jokes here. Only truth.
I am not a hater. I do not hate. I want everybody to get laid and everybody to get paid before we all start remaining honest about everything. You"re shaking your head? Boy please. You cant tell the truth while people are actually listening.
If your girl asks you, "does this dress make me look fat?" There is no way to heaven you are going to tell her honest, "it was never the dress that made (her) you look fat to me."
It's a set up and she is testing you to make certain you are going to say the right things when out in public. She knows she's plumper than when y'all started. She simply needs the reassurance you are not going to embarrass her in public. She likes the "D" she's getting, when she ready for it, and lets you help her get it, but she also has an agenda that has nothing to do with yours. Her agenda is look better than her friends and colleagues!
You worked too hard and too long to let something as small as HONESTY and RESPECT get in the way of a blissful 15 minutes or less (on average for you , but not me). She does it to you all the time and you take it. She moans a little, groans a little, and massages your male driven ego so that she can fulfill her agreement and get it over with, because face it, she ain't been in love with you since the 5th year of y'all being together. She can't be. If she were still in love with you as it started, you would be humping like rabbits and dogs every day for five years. Women and "in love" are only forever when they can't have you, but when they got you or know they can get you, it's all a game at this point. She basically says to herself, "I'm going to find out how far I can take this!"
WE IN TOM THUMB
We feeling kinky and my girl is wearing a nice short skirt, nice blouse, sexy heels, and some balls. (Pause...)
C'mon y'all know the ones women use. Morpheus had em in "Boyz In The Hood" when Trae(Show Me The Money) had went out that night and Morpheus was looking serious like "what the oracle said to you was for you & you alone", as he had them twirling in his hand?
(or sumn like that...pause/look at audience with blank stare that says, y'all know what the what i am talking about...type stare)
Ahhh...Ben-WAH BALLS
Yeah the Benoit balls dropped out the couch, rolled 5ft away and the 4yr old kid reaches down picks up the balls & puts them in his mouth.
Looks straight at me & winks!
I look? I look behind me then back at kid. He winks again!
I'm like, this heffa been cheating on me! Then I smile again. I realize my girl has a fantasy I hadn't been fulfilling.
So I wait and I wait aannd eye wait.
She's sleep. Now's my chance.
I'm well lubed stiff and hotter than America was when IT realized Dennis Rodman was drunk and in Korea.
THE REST OF THIS JOKE WILL BE LATER. I'M WAITING ON MY INCOME TAX CHECK!
Sometimes ladies n gentleman, you have to simply dine and ditch. I knew I didn't finish the joke but you don't want me to tell you the truth, so I had to fake it to make it work, and here we are.
I'M SO BROKE I CANT BE A LOAN
I am out of money and I am going to die out here. I figure I can survive off of woman juices. The book I was reading described it as a waterfall, which to me is awesome, because i am a little thirsty right now. Actually I'm completely hungry and all i can afford is water. Not even filtered water or bottled water. I need a natural spring source.
I can see me now convincing my woman to let me have a sip. She would have to be the type that never actually researches anything and simply believes what you are saying because she can't spell it, so if she can't spell it, it's pretty safe to assume she can't read about it to know what is right or wrong.
I would crutch it too and look real sad like a feed the children commercial (selling poverty).
Don't boo me.
Believe what you need to get you by. I know how it is. All I'm saying is how do we know? Exactly, we don't know. If you can not prove to me my $0.38 a year is feeding a village where is my proof? It's not like you are sending me an Instagrams on a daily so I can see they eating good.
I bet you think "Leather Dress for Men" ain't gay? Bi-metro-sassy is gay. And I'm not talking about man to man booty missile gay. I'm talking matching the furniture with the puppies gay. Face it. Nothing means the same anymore as long as it is in terms of endearment.
YOU ARE SO DARK:
I thought I was sleep
People blink when you yawn (the light from your smile becomes blinding/and Ur teeth are yellow)
You make the sun sleep in late(sun says, i thought it was still night)
Blind men say, "who turned out the lights?" when you walk up on the scene.
YOU ARE SO BRIGHT:
I cant sleep in when u stay over
It feels like the sun is walking by me
You burn water
You make bananas turn color
I ain't mad about it. I see it as my window of opportunity. I will overlook a ton of faults as long as eye can get the obvious. "You are simply living out your thoughts and fantasies. I am for living the dream. I learned from the experience I need to communicate better with women by listening more than by speaking. If I had listened to her cues and tells I would have been better prepared for my surprise and help act out the fantasy while we all in the same mind. No jokes here. Only truth.
I am not a hater. I do not hate. I want everybody to get laid and everybody to get paid before we all start remaining honest about everything. You"re shaking your head? Boy please. You cant tell the truth while people are actually listening.
If your girl asks you, "does this dress make me look fat?" There is no way to heaven you are going to tell her honest, "it was never the dress that made (her) you look fat to me."
It's a set up and she is testing you to make certain you are going to say the right things when out in public. She knows she's plumper than when y'all started. She simply needs the reassurance you are not going to embarrass her in public. She likes the "D" she's getting, when she ready for it, and lets you help her get it, but she also has an agenda that has nothing to do with yours. Her agenda is look better than her friends and colleagues!
You worked too hard and too long to let something as small as HONESTY and RESPECT get in the way of a blissful 15 minutes or less (on average for you , but not me). She does it to you all the time and you take it. She moans a little, groans a little, and massages your male driven ego so that she can fulfill her agreement and get it over with, because face it, she ain't been in love with you since the 5th year of y'all being together. She can't be. If she were still in love with you as it started, you would be humping like rabbits and dogs every day for five years. Women and "in love" are only forever when they can't have you, but when they got you or know they can get you, it's all a game at this point. She basically says to herself, "I'm going to find out how far I can take this!"
WE IN TOM THUMB
We feeling kinky and my girl is wearing a nice short skirt, nice blouse, sexy heels, and some balls. (Pause...)
C'mon y'all know the ones women use. Morpheus had em in "Boyz In The Hood" when Trae(Show Me The Money) had went out that night and Morpheus was looking serious like "what the oracle said to you was for you & you alone", as he had them twirling in his hand?
(or sumn like that...pause/look at audience with blank stare that says, y'all know what the what i am talking about...type stare)
Ahhh...Ben-WAH BALLS
Yeah the Benoit balls dropped out the couch, rolled 5ft away and the 4yr old kid reaches down picks up the balls & puts them in his mouth.
Looks straight at me & winks!
I look? I look behind me then back at kid. He winks again!
I'm like, this heffa been cheating on me! Then I smile again. I realize my girl has a fantasy I hadn't been fulfilling.
So I wait and I wait aannd eye wait.
She's sleep. Now's my chance.
I'm well lubed stiff and hotter than America was when IT realized Dennis Rodman was drunk and in Korea.
THE REST OF THIS JOKE WILL BE LATER. I'M WAITING ON MY INCOME TAX CHECK!
Sometimes ladies n gentleman, you have to simply dine and ditch. I knew I didn't finish the joke but you don't want me to tell you the truth, so I had to fake it to make it work, and here we are.
I'M SO BROKE I CANT BE A LOAN
I am out of money and I am going to die out here. I figure I can survive off of woman juices. The book I was reading described it as a waterfall, which to me is awesome, because i am a little thirsty right now. Actually I'm completely hungry and all i can afford is water. Not even filtered water or bottled water. I need a natural spring source.
I can see me now convincing my woman to let me have a sip. She would have to be the type that never actually researches anything and simply believes what you are saying because she can't spell it, so if she can't spell it, it's pretty safe to assume she can't read about it to know what is right or wrong.
I would crutch it too and look real sad like a feed the children commercial (selling poverty).
Don't boo me.
Believe what you need to get you by. I know how it is. All I'm saying is how do we know? Exactly, we don't know. If you can not prove to me my $0.38 a year is feeding a village where is my proof? It's not like you are sending me an Instagrams on a daily so I can see they eating good.
I bet you think "Leather Dress for Men" ain't gay? Bi-metro-sassy is gay. And I'm not talking about man to man booty missile gay. I'm talking matching the furniture with the puppies gay. Face it. Nothing means the same anymore as long as it is in terms of endearment.
YOU ARE SO DARK:
I thought I was sleep
People blink when you yawn (the light from your smile becomes blinding/and Ur teeth are yellow)
You make the sun sleep in late(sun says, i thought it was still night)
Blind men say, "who turned out the lights?" when you walk up on the scene.
YOU ARE SO BRIGHT:
I cant sleep in when u stay over
It feels like the sun is walking by me
You burn water
You make bananas turn color
Monday, November 4, 2013
Sinner Saint "The Official U-Haul Show"
Ladies and Gentleman, Boys & Girls, Dudes and Dudettes
Sinner Saint is full time after Spring 2014. A lot of people are not going to like me but it's always been that way. There are those of you who will immediately judge me and that has not changed either. I am done with impressing or catering to alter ego driven ambition of social negligence and counter productive satire produced by the mass of malignant tumors known as haters. Yes. I said it. You hate out of fear. You don't hate out of wisdom or your kenship to the higher power you believe you serve. You for some reason decide that because you don't have a grasp as to why someone says or does what they do that it must not be right, when in fact, we are never right to begin with, as long as we claim itsy bitsy artifacts of information such as my hood, my hair, my clothes, my car, my jewelry, my pastor, my school (elementary, junior high, high school, college) and transmit this claim as superior when in fact we are only separated by choice or separated by destiny for the soul reason of purpose! I will be speaking to you with a clarity you won't quite grasp until you are still in your mind enough to hear God's whisper and know for yourself if the word you hear is Gospel!
First show will be recorded in a U-Haul storage in High Definition for Youtube medium purposes. Your views will be highly appreciated. I will discuss topics of the mind, the body, the spirit, and most of all the heart! Click my links each month just to debate amongst yourselves and ask "What is he talking about?" and notice the stimulus in your circles!
Sinner Saint is full time after Spring 2014. A lot of people are not going to like me but it's always been that way. There are those of you who will immediately judge me and that has not changed either. I am done with impressing or catering to alter ego driven ambition of social negligence and counter productive satire produced by the mass of malignant tumors known as haters. Yes. I said it. You hate out of fear. You don't hate out of wisdom or your kenship to the higher power you believe you serve. You for some reason decide that because you don't have a grasp as to why someone says or does what they do that it must not be right, when in fact, we are never right to begin with, as long as we claim itsy bitsy artifacts of information such as my hood, my hair, my clothes, my car, my jewelry, my pastor, my school (elementary, junior high, high school, college) and transmit this claim as superior when in fact we are only separated by choice or separated by destiny for the soul reason of purpose! I will be speaking to you with a clarity you won't quite grasp until you are still in your mind enough to hear God's whisper and know for yourself if the word you hear is Gospel!
First show will be recorded in a U-Haul storage in High Definition for Youtube medium purposes. Your views will be highly appreciated. I will discuss topics of the mind, the body, the spirit, and most of all the heart! Click my links each month just to debate amongst yourselves and ask "What is he talking about?" and notice the stimulus in your circles!
Friday, November 1, 2013
Sinner Saint's "The Purge"
WARNING! ADULT AND EXPLICIT CONTENT INVOLVED. WARNING!
Thank you all for allowing me this venue option to relate, share, convey, release, and receive the energies involved of this atmosphere and realm. I choose to speak in a manner which allows me to feel confident enough to let it all go. I also choose not to do it only from an emotional vantage point. If you are insecure in any area of your lifestyle and living let me release you from such propaganda and replace it with these energies. "The only reality is the one in which you create for yourself!"
Thought is the number one ingredient to all that you see in the activities of homo-sapiens. The only thing that keeps you from talking to this person or that person is the thought you provide yourself in an area of accountability which may or may not be relevant to your heart's desires. The only real road block ever to exist is thought stopping ones.
I have watched a lot of visions manifest from thoughts. We all have. The reality is we need to know these thoughts. We need to see them. I don't always like a Monday or a Saturday but they are there none the less. Well this goes for you also. So what if someone didn't agree with your choice. Who cares really if you are considered acceptable by those who need acceptance for power. I am on a release party right now and there is nothing in my mind I want to keep if it stops me from trying, doing, seeking, searching, wondering, actions involved which seek out answers to questions of natural or logical nature.
SPIRITUALLY
I always trust God The Most High to keep me from myself as a danger or hindrance. I make many prayers large and small. Prayer is the direct line to the truth of reality in spirit or supernatural and just as a computer starting up from no power to power there is a BIOS/CMOS functionality that automatically sets the stage for an operating system to manifest which allows the user to create. This means when you pray you are turning on the spiritual computer system which is dedicated to sending and receiving prayer requests of all natures.
I am fully aware of my appearance as well as my view point. I have memories which keep me in spiritual alignment. These memories belong to me. They are me. They rule me. They control me. They bless me. These memories as well as dreams keep me in optimum performance level when it involves the interaction of society. These protocols of mine from before birth are the very nature in reason as to why I, a man of color, am not in prison. I am not a statistic. I am a fact. I am a truth. I am in their image. This image is love.
WHY I SAY WHAT I SAY TO YOU
I as mentioned before am very in tune with my spiritual lifestyle of eternal living. This means I believe not in this world but in the world which created this world. The actual data involved is only in bits to mankind opposed to the supercomputer of data involved with what actually allowed you to even know you exist. Yes. I said it. The fact is we are spirit first. This very fact for me means at any time through you I am either speaking to my god, my nemesis, an angel, or spirit guide at any given moment. There are movies which replay this theory and guess what? They are more than accurate and elusive at the same time.
I say what I say to you from only one of two obvious places or sources. I am either speaking to you from the spirit of my heart in God or I am speaking to you from my flesh in humanity. Both of these places involve emotion. The best thing about emotion is it makes the physical aspect of reality quite clear.
I read body language. I read minds. I read intentions. I read through the spirit. Example. When I go to sleep and wake up I may not actually be awake. The "mind" believes what it sees. When we fall to rest we are doing the same thing as a computer does. We are downloading and uploading data. Often times we receive updates in this process. These updates either answer a question from the subconscious or they provide direction of future travels ahead from the point in which you fell asleep.
When I believe I am awake I conduct myself accordingly. I carry on in my day based on its course and direction. Standards are traditional such as family, school, work, social, and entertainment. I live my life. Then out of nowhere and undetected by me I am right back where I started from and have no idea or recollection that I saw my future. Well, a few times I actually caught it all. It over excited me. I knew how powerful this finding truly is and in the thought itself of knowing this, an excitement over powered me and I became as it is documented overjoyed! Yep. We aren't even allowed on earth to be overly happy.*Bipolar Mania--excessive joy Prescription: Depakote
WHAT I DO NOW
I channel myself in areas of prayer, music & meditation, writing, and loving. Here is the spiffy of being me. What I know about God excites me so much to the point I am stimulated. Yes ma'am. Exactly as I wrote it. Stimulated! The thing of this is I am always excited now. Thoughts control how long I am not excited.
Well, regardless of my love for God I know I must follow the steps. Employment a must. Family a must. Social connection a must. Prayer a must. These are no particular order although we are conditioned to recognize getting good grades so that we can get good jobs and be good people and have good credit scores and have good components of wealth such as housing and transportation.
I don't have either of these things in the caliber of expectation of the masses. I am now much older and am either trying to tell a few jokes to make peoples hearts feel better, drive people around to enjoy each others company, or work anywhere that allows me to be employed without malicious power struggles. I have had more jobs than we are supposed to have in American society standards of business and credit worthiness. Well because of what I have seen I have carved my niche in this world as "that guy."
Embracing my outcast status I walk alone even though I know I am not alone. The thing I come full circle to is knowing where I truly am, where I truly exist, where God is at all times, and my eternal lifestyle. Eternity. Take a look at it. How long could you exist sanely or humanely if you actually lived 900+ years? Would you love anymore. How many husbands, wives, children would you have? Would you be calmer or more upset? Would you finally go insane? Would you keep getting married? How long would an honest marriage last? How much knowledge would you obtain? Would you like Bill Murray in "Groundhog's Day" try everything you can to finally reach your goal knowing eventually when you wake up you would have to do it all over again? The eternal lifestyle is one of eternity. Your life you are living now is the one you are going to repeat throughout all of existence from this timeline. You don't have to believe in God or the Devil for that matter to know that life after death on earth exists regardless of your belief system. You don't know what makes everything available. You only know what you were taught by someone else who may or may not want you to know anything.
SINNER SAINT HAS A MIDDLE NAME NOW
Only at this very moment have I added this middle name of Ora (aura). The best defense is a functional offense. The best offense is a dysfunctional defense. Interpretation is the only point here. I am helping myself live eternally by remaining calm and allowing the truth to unfold without false belief. I know now when I am sleep and when I am awake. Yes. All the time now. I am still asleep but because of my wiring and circuitry I am in belief that I am awake, when in fact I am resting in a place within the mind of the most high. That being said, "Sinner Saint to the stage!"
THE STAGE
"Ahem." Please rise for the natural anthem."
Oh say can you skeet......record scratched! Sinner Saint music begins, audience laughter and applause as Sinner Saint takes the stage.
The stage is the only place where I remain in control of exactly how I see everyone together. The larger the audience the more excited I am and calm at the same time. Smaller crowds make me dig deeper into my "say anything" closet simply to keep me from being nervous. All in all there is plenty of me to go around in discussion boards and rooms as well as social pages. I am the very first unknown professional comedian to never be paid after a show. I get's mine up front! No exceptions. Thanks to driving a limousine and creating a limousine service out of nowhere. It was a total fluke as to how it happened but none the less it happened.
My first time on stage was kindergarten and I was petrified. I cried the entire time. I was in the back of the row as we did a play. All I knew in my mind was everyone was looking at me and it messed me up severely. No one knew I scared to death and ashamed of being me. Now? I care less who is looking at me, so to speak, and simply command your attention by ignoring your presence. I simply speak my mind in its random and tumultuous order and synchronicity. Oh yeah. If you haven't heard me perform you will wonder why you paid to get in? I challenge your thought. Something people can't stand!
I'm not an asshole about it or corruptly smashing you although there are a few hecklers who believe they are better at being center of attention. I am unscripted and unrehearsed. My shows are always different because I merely speak on the current thought and improvise myself to not allow too much dead air. I can speak to any age group or demographic. Language barriers matter not because I love those who I have no idea what they are saying to me. Keeps me from getting my feelings hurt! Laughing to myself is what I do most.
Sinner Saint "Talk to you Bodies for a second!"
*Explicit for delivery purpose only these next few statements. Warned!
Sinner Saint: "Shit!" Dhatbych is fine! Man I wish she simply walked up to me and asked if she could get me to massage her by sitting on my face!
I love the anatomical structure of a woman. I enjoy all the various and strategic assemblies of your build. Your neck, your ankles, your feet, your back, your shoulders, BUTTOCKS, your abdomen, your thighs....oooohhhhh how I fucking love your thighs and don't know why!
If you ever actually find yourselves attracted to me, before you approach me know this. I do not expect more than the moment of now regardless of how many of now you want. I have to make certain I am not distracted enough to not be productive. If you can handle me being busy writing, singing, rapping, joking, recording, or mowing the lawn and washing cars, you won't ever have problems with knowing me. I am cool as a substitute and have no issue with staying in my lane when it comes to the ever changing mind of a woman. It's not an insult. It's a fact. When your mood is upon you to find out about my testimony just make certain we don't talk a lot. I may change your mind.
How nasty am I? Here is an example. I saw a woman so fine to my mind one day I literally would have licked her sweaty booty clean or until she required me to stop which ever makes her cum first! Dhat nasty enough for ya?
People. People. People. Settle down. We all have found this animal instinct or action within us. There were moments of your youth where you felt so liberated being all out in the sheets, hood of the car, trunk of the car, back seat of the car, a the movies, in the alley, behind the *Tom Thumb (b4 yo time), your bosses office, in the church, and so on and so on and so on. Ya'll been there so don't act surprised and try to redirect attention off of you by displaying a sign of disgust when in fact thinking about it all over again got you either moist n wet or hot and bothered!j
My world has no more shame in it on the superficial level. My world has no judgment in it. I am me. You are you. Together it's we. That's all that matters. Live free in your mind when you enter my world, but don't lose respect for how I need my world to be for me, and I will respect how you need your world to be for you. We are sharing the same operating systems and applications in this gigantic supercomputer called life!
THE END
IF YOU ARE A SAINT YOU BEST KNOW I KNOW THE TRUTH...DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME BEING ANGRY OR UPSET AT THESE PHRASINGS OF SYLLABLES AND VIBRATIONS UTILIZED TO COMMUNICATE AN IDEA, THOUGHT, OR VISION WHICH IS ENTIRELY INTENDED AND PURPOSED FOR COMMUNICATION OR CONVEYMENT OF A POSITIONAL VANTAGE SUCH AS VIEW OR POINT. SOMEONE TOLD YOU WHO GOD WAS AND THE FACT IS HAD YOU REMAINED FOCUSED ON KNOWING GOD FROM BIRTH YOUR EYES WOULD HAVE REMAINED OPENED AS MINE HAVE. I TAKE GOD SERIOUSLY AT ALL TIMES AND KNOW THAT I AM WHAT I AM IN HIS PURPOSE AND DESIGN AND I AM NOT DESIGNED TO REACH SAINTS MORE SO THAN I AM TO REACH THE PERSON WHO FEELS ALONE, LEFT OUT, ABANDONED, ABUSED, AND MORE. WE ARE ALL HIS BE IT POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE AS AGREEABLES AND DISAGREEABLES. YOUR HEART RATE SHOULD SLOW BACK DOWN SO YOUR PEACE CAN MANFIEST YOUR THOUGHT OTHERWISE YOU HAVE A CONFLICT IN YOUR SYSTEM WHICH IS DETRIMENTAL TO YOUR SYSTEM. BE THE THOUGHT AT ALL TIMES SO THE ACTIONS ARE SEAMLESS IN SUCH THOUGHT. WE SEE YOU GET ANGY FIRST JUST AS STRONG AS WE SEE YOU SMILE UP FRONT! GET A GRIP. HAVE A DRINK. STOP PLAYING BINGO. DON'T GET ANGRY. DON'T ASKED TO BE PAID TO GIVE A TESTIMONY. STOP ASSUMING BUSINESS AND GOD AREN'T IN THE SAME PLACE. BUILD A GOD HONEST BUSINESS FROM THE GROUND UP. HELP YOUR COMMUNITY BY SUPPLYING A BASIC COMMERCE NEED SO YOU CAN CHANNEL THOSE EARNINGS BACK INTO THE COMMUNITY'S NEED. WE NEED EXAMPLES OF BUSINESS HONEST AND OF TRUST. WE NEED EXAMPLES OF COMPASSIONATE BUSINESS. WE ALREADY HAVE BANKING, HOUSING, AND FUEL SINS. REBUILD THIS SOCIETY WITHIN THE SOCIETY SO THAT REGARDLESS OF THE PAST THE FUTURE REMAINS BRIGHT! CHURCH
Thank you all for allowing me this venue option to relate, share, convey, release, and receive the energies involved of this atmosphere and realm. I choose to speak in a manner which allows me to feel confident enough to let it all go. I also choose not to do it only from an emotional vantage point. If you are insecure in any area of your lifestyle and living let me release you from such propaganda and replace it with these energies. "The only reality is the one in which you create for yourself!"
Thought is the number one ingredient to all that you see in the activities of homo-sapiens. The only thing that keeps you from talking to this person or that person is the thought you provide yourself in an area of accountability which may or may not be relevant to your heart's desires. The only real road block ever to exist is thought stopping ones.
I have watched a lot of visions manifest from thoughts. We all have. The reality is we need to know these thoughts. We need to see them. I don't always like a Monday or a Saturday but they are there none the less. Well this goes for you also. So what if someone didn't agree with your choice. Who cares really if you are considered acceptable by those who need acceptance for power. I am on a release party right now and there is nothing in my mind I want to keep if it stops me from trying, doing, seeking, searching, wondering, actions involved which seek out answers to questions of natural or logical nature.
SPIRITUALLY
I always trust God The Most High to keep me from myself as a danger or hindrance. I make many prayers large and small. Prayer is the direct line to the truth of reality in spirit or supernatural and just as a computer starting up from no power to power there is a BIOS/CMOS functionality that automatically sets the stage for an operating system to manifest which allows the user to create. This means when you pray you are turning on the spiritual computer system which is dedicated to sending and receiving prayer requests of all natures.
I am fully aware of my appearance as well as my view point. I have memories which keep me in spiritual alignment. These memories belong to me. They are me. They rule me. They control me. They bless me. These memories as well as dreams keep me in optimum performance level when it involves the interaction of society. These protocols of mine from before birth are the very nature in reason as to why I, a man of color, am not in prison. I am not a statistic. I am a fact. I am a truth. I am in their image. This image is love.
WHY I SAY WHAT I SAY TO YOU
I as mentioned before am very in tune with my spiritual lifestyle of eternal living. This means I believe not in this world but in the world which created this world. The actual data involved is only in bits to mankind opposed to the supercomputer of data involved with what actually allowed you to even know you exist. Yes. I said it. The fact is we are spirit first. This very fact for me means at any time through you I am either speaking to my god, my nemesis, an angel, or spirit guide at any given moment. There are movies which replay this theory and guess what? They are more than accurate and elusive at the same time.
I say what I say to you from only one of two obvious places or sources. I am either speaking to you from the spirit of my heart in God or I am speaking to you from my flesh in humanity. Both of these places involve emotion. The best thing about emotion is it makes the physical aspect of reality quite clear.
I read body language. I read minds. I read intentions. I read through the spirit. Example. When I go to sleep and wake up I may not actually be awake. The "mind" believes what it sees. When we fall to rest we are doing the same thing as a computer does. We are downloading and uploading data. Often times we receive updates in this process. These updates either answer a question from the subconscious or they provide direction of future travels ahead from the point in which you fell asleep.
When I believe I am awake I conduct myself accordingly. I carry on in my day based on its course and direction. Standards are traditional such as family, school, work, social, and entertainment. I live my life. Then out of nowhere and undetected by me I am right back where I started from and have no idea or recollection that I saw my future. Well, a few times I actually caught it all. It over excited me. I knew how powerful this finding truly is and in the thought itself of knowing this, an excitement over powered me and I became as it is documented overjoyed! Yep. We aren't even allowed on earth to be overly happy.*Bipolar Mania--excessive joy Prescription: Depakote
WHAT I DO NOW
I channel myself in areas of prayer, music & meditation, writing, and loving. Here is the spiffy of being me. What I know about God excites me so much to the point I am stimulated. Yes ma'am. Exactly as I wrote it. Stimulated! The thing of this is I am always excited now. Thoughts control how long I am not excited.
Well, regardless of my love for God I know I must follow the steps. Employment a must. Family a must. Social connection a must. Prayer a must. These are no particular order although we are conditioned to recognize getting good grades so that we can get good jobs and be good people and have good credit scores and have good components of wealth such as housing and transportation.
I don't have either of these things in the caliber of expectation of the masses. I am now much older and am either trying to tell a few jokes to make peoples hearts feel better, drive people around to enjoy each others company, or work anywhere that allows me to be employed without malicious power struggles. I have had more jobs than we are supposed to have in American society standards of business and credit worthiness. Well because of what I have seen I have carved my niche in this world as "that guy."
Embracing my outcast status I walk alone even though I know I am not alone. The thing I come full circle to is knowing where I truly am, where I truly exist, where God is at all times, and my eternal lifestyle. Eternity. Take a look at it. How long could you exist sanely or humanely if you actually lived 900+ years? Would you love anymore. How many husbands, wives, children would you have? Would you be calmer or more upset? Would you finally go insane? Would you keep getting married? How long would an honest marriage last? How much knowledge would you obtain? Would you like Bill Murray in "Groundhog's Day" try everything you can to finally reach your goal knowing eventually when you wake up you would have to do it all over again? The eternal lifestyle is one of eternity. Your life you are living now is the one you are going to repeat throughout all of existence from this timeline. You don't have to believe in God or the Devil for that matter to know that life after death on earth exists regardless of your belief system. You don't know what makes everything available. You only know what you were taught by someone else who may or may not want you to know anything.
SINNER SAINT HAS A MIDDLE NAME NOW
Only at this very moment have I added this middle name of Ora (aura). The best defense is a functional offense. The best offense is a dysfunctional defense. Interpretation is the only point here. I am helping myself live eternally by remaining calm and allowing the truth to unfold without false belief. I know now when I am sleep and when I am awake. Yes. All the time now. I am still asleep but because of my wiring and circuitry I am in belief that I am awake, when in fact I am resting in a place within the mind of the most high. That being said, "Sinner Saint to the stage!"
THE STAGE
"Ahem." Please rise for the natural anthem."
Oh say can you skeet......record scratched! Sinner Saint music begins, audience laughter and applause as Sinner Saint takes the stage.
The stage is the only place where I remain in control of exactly how I see everyone together. The larger the audience the more excited I am and calm at the same time. Smaller crowds make me dig deeper into my "say anything" closet simply to keep me from being nervous. All in all there is plenty of me to go around in discussion boards and rooms as well as social pages. I am the very first unknown professional comedian to never be paid after a show. I get's mine up front! No exceptions. Thanks to driving a limousine and creating a limousine service out of nowhere. It was a total fluke as to how it happened but none the less it happened.
My first time on stage was kindergarten and I was petrified. I cried the entire time. I was in the back of the row as we did a play. All I knew in my mind was everyone was looking at me and it messed me up severely. No one knew I scared to death and ashamed of being me. Now? I care less who is looking at me, so to speak, and simply command your attention by ignoring your presence. I simply speak my mind in its random and tumultuous order and synchronicity. Oh yeah. If you haven't heard me perform you will wonder why you paid to get in? I challenge your thought. Something people can't stand!
I'm not an asshole about it or corruptly smashing you although there are a few hecklers who believe they are better at being center of attention. I am unscripted and unrehearsed. My shows are always different because I merely speak on the current thought and improvise myself to not allow too much dead air. I can speak to any age group or demographic. Language barriers matter not because I love those who I have no idea what they are saying to me. Keeps me from getting my feelings hurt! Laughing to myself is what I do most.
Sinner Saint "Talk to you Bodies for a second!"
*Explicit for delivery purpose only these next few statements. Warned!
Sinner Saint: "Shit!" Dhatbych is fine! Man I wish she simply walked up to me and asked if she could get me to massage her by sitting on my face!
I love the anatomical structure of a woman. I enjoy all the various and strategic assemblies of your build. Your neck, your ankles, your feet, your back, your shoulders, BUTTOCKS, your abdomen, your thighs....oooohhhhh how I fucking love your thighs and don't know why!
If you ever actually find yourselves attracted to me, before you approach me know this. I do not expect more than the moment of now regardless of how many of now you want. I have to make certain I am not distracted enough to not be productive. If you can handle me being busy writing, singing, rapping, joking, recording, or mowing the lawn and washing cars, you won't ever have problems with knowing me. I am cool as a substitute and have no issue with staying in my lane when it comes to the ever changing mind of a woman. It's not an insult. It's a fact. When your mood is upon you to find out about my testimony just make certain we don't talk a lot. I may change your mind.
How nasty am I? Here is an example. I saw a woman so fine to my mind one day I literally would have licked her sweaty booty clean or until she required me to stop which ever makes her cum first! Dhat nasty enough for ya?
People. People. People. Settle down. We all have found this animal instinct or action within us. There were moments of your youth where you felt so liberated being all out in the sheets, hood of the car, trunk of the car, back seat of the car, a the movies, in the alley, behind the *Tom Thumb (b4 yo time), your bosses office, in the church, and so on and so on and so on. Ya'll been there so don't act surprised and try to redirect attention off of you by displaying a sign of disgust when in fact thinking about it all over again got you either moist n wet or hot and bothered!j
My world has no more shame in it on the superficial level. My world has no judgment in it. I am me. You are you. Together it's we. That's all that matters. Live free in your mind when you enter my world, but don't lose respect for how I need my world to be for me, and I will respect how you need your world to be for you. We are sharing the same operating systems and applications in this gigantic supercomputer called life!
THE END
IF YOU ARE A SAINT YOU BEST KNOW I KNOW THE TRUTH...DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME BEING ANGRY OR UPSET AT THESE PHRASINGS OF SYLLABLES AND VIBRATIONS UTILIZED TO COMMUNICATE AN IDEA, THOUGHT, OR VISION WHICH IS ENTIRELY INTENDED AND PURPOSED FOR COMMUNICATION OR CONVEYMENT OF A POSITIONAL VANTAGE SUCH AS VIEW OR POINT. SOMEONE TOLD YOU WHO GOD WAS AND THE FACT IS HAD YOU REMAINED FOCUSED ON KNOWING GOD FROM BIRTH YOUR EYES WOULD HAVE REMAINED OPENED AS MINE HAVE. I TAKE GOD SERIOUSLY AT ALL TIMES AND KNOW THAT I AM WHAT I AM IN HIS PURPOSE AND DESIGN AND I AM NOT DESIGNED TO REACH SAINTS MORE SO THAN I AM TO REACH THE PERSON WHO FEELS ALONE, LEFT OUT, ABANDONED, ABUSED, AND MORE. WE ARE ALL HIS BE IT POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE AS AGREEABLES AND DISAGREEABLES. YOUR HEART RATE SHOULD SLOW BACK DOWN SO YOUR PEACE CAN MANFIEST YOUR THOUGHT OTHERWISE YOU HAVE A CONFLICT IN YOUR SYSTEM WHICH IS DETRIMENTAL TO YOUR SYSTEM. BE THE THOUGHT AT ALL TIMES SO THE ACTIONS ARE SEAMLESS IN SUCH THOUGHT. WE SEE YOU GET ANGY FIRST JUST AS STRONG AS WE SEE YOU SMILE UP FRONT! GET A GRIP. HAVE A DRINK. STOP PLAYING BINGO. DON'T GET ANGRY. DON'T ASKED TO BE PAID TO GIVE A TESTIMONY. STOP ASSUMING BUSINESS AND GOD AREN'T IN THE SAME PLACE. BUILD A GOD HONEST BUSINESS FROM THE GROUND UP. HELP YOUR COMMUNITY BY SUPPLYING A BASIC COMMERCE NEED SO YOU CAN CHANNEL THOSE EARNINGS BACK INTO THE COMMUNITY'S NEED. WE NEED EXAMPLES OF BUSINESS HONEST AND OF TRUST. WE NEED EXAMPLES OF COMPASSIONATE BUSINESS. WE ALREADY HAVE BANKING, HOUSING, AND FUEL SINS. REBUILD THIS SOCIETY WITHIN THE SOCIETY SO THAT REGARDLESS OF THE PAST THE FUTURE REMAINS BRIGHT! CHURCH
Thursday, July 11, 2013
Dhat Mistah Show "Cease & Desist" of Posts for Solicitation
Remove my page from your postings. You are disrupting my Freedom of Speech with your continued use of virtual media solicitation.
Due to the nature of uncharted legalities regarding ISP/INTERNET/SOCIAL MEDIUM OUTLETS OF BROADCAST I am merely emphasizing my request for your cease of action which occupies my blog page set up for my personal & professional uses.
This is seriously a request to end the harassment implemented by your continual postings to my site in false pretenses as administrator.
Dhat Mistah Show
Owner & Staff
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
THE FUTURE WIFE LETTERS
Dear Future Wife,
I to this day thank The Most High for being transitioned into this realm & dimension where we can meet in the power of grace. The reasons I am in love are the same traits in my spirit which bind me to be loving. I am truthful when my vibration of sounds emits into calculated short rhythms which nurture & caress the true heart. I am always in love.
I have been kneaded and baked by the top chef of the universe. Although my cooking resume shows one dish, it is delightful & filling.
When our time to connect arrives in its purest fashion our moments will reflect the honesty of patience and endurance. Please be kind of my true heart as I am not hypnotized by the facades of mankind. I am knowing of my true descendantcy and gauge all activity accordingly. Tone, rhythm, light, & spirit paint all my portraits of comprehension.
When we become one we become scripture.
Future Husband
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
THE DEJAVU FORMULA FOR REPEAT MEMORY RECALL
THE FORMULA USED IN THIS POST IS BASED ON THE RELIGIOUS BELIEF AND AFFIRMATION RECEIVED FROM ENLIGHTENMENT FO EXISTANCE AND THE CHASE TO STABILIZE KNOWING ITS INNER AND OUTER WORKINGS OF DEJAVU, DREAM, METAPHYSICS, MEMORY RECALL FROM THE SPIRIT REALM OR SLEEP CONSCIOUS REALM AND THE BELIEF OF THE MOST HIGH AND ITS INNER WORKINGS AND PROTOCOLS OF EXISTANCE ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN!
AMMENDMENT TO DISCLAIMER STATES
DEJAVU IS THE REOCCURING EVENT FROM PAST OR FUTURE BE IT IN DREAM REALM, SLEEP, NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE AND VISIONS, AND USES THE DETAILS OF THE EVERY DAY EVENTS TO KEEP MEASURE OR COUNT FOR VALIDITY PURPOSES TO ESTABLISH SANITY BOUNDARIES FOR PURPOSE OF ANCHOR TO REALITY.
THE FORMULA used for double purpose and represents the DOUBLE I method of memory recall for mathematical meaning in diction writing equivelant to sentence writing hint writing.
MEGAPLY 4 TICKETS
32+10+8+4+1
42
50
54
55
32=PB1 Double I or II
.......Two Terms.......
November Presidential
THE PURPOSE OF THIS POST
SNAPSHOT MEMORY RECALL
The ability to recall a memory and its detail due to a mental image or picture which outlines or details the memory in description.
BREAKING DOWN OR BREAKING UP THE FORMULA
AMMENDMENT TO DISCLAIMER STATES
DEJAVU IS THE REOCCURING EVENT FROM PAST OR FUTURE BE IT IN DREAM REALM, SLEEP, NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE AND VISIONS, AND USES THE DETAILS OF THE EVERY DAY EVENTS TO KEEP MEASURE OR COUNT FOR VALIDITY PURPOSES TO ESTABLISH SANITY BOUNDARIES FOR PURPOSE OF ANCHOR TO REALITY.
THE FORMULA used for double purpose and represents the DOUBLE I method of memory recall for mathematical meaning in diction writing equivelant to sentence writing hint writing.
MEGAPLY 4 TICKETS
32+10+8+4+1
42
50
54
55
32=PB1 Double I or II
.......Two Terms.......
November Presidential
THE PURPOSE OF THIS POST
SNAPSHOT MEMORY RECALL
The ability to recall a memory and its detail due to a mental image or picture which outlines or details the memory in description.
BREAKING DOWN OR BREAKING UP THE FORMULA
- MEGAPLY 4 TICKETS--REPRESENTS MEGAMILLIONS BUY 4 TICKETS AND USE THE MEGAPLY FUNCTION ON THE TICKET
- THE FORMULA--STARTS WITH 32 AND ADDS 10+8+4+1 TO GET REMAINING PICKS
- 32=PB1 OR POWERBALL
- DOUBLE I......NOVEMBER, PEACE, TWO, ONE TWO, EYE EYE, 2 PURPOSES, 2 MINDS
- NOVEMBER PRESIDENTIAL.....HINT TO MONITOR MONTH TO PLAY FORMULA, BARACK H OBAMA 2ND TERM AND CIA SCANDAL PATRAES
Saturday, October 6, 2012
The Revised Transition
THIS POSTING IS AN SEMI-OFFICIAL PROPOSAL FOR A SPECIFIC EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY, INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY, AND SPONSORSHIP. THIS POSTING IS SPECIFICALLY FOR THE SOLE PROPRIETORSHIP PURPOSE OF THE 2500 GROUP AND IS DESIGNED TO PROTECT THE ENTITY AND PURPOSE OF THIS SOLE PROPRIETORSHIP. THE VIEWING OF THIS POST DOES NOT GRANT ANY PUBLIC RIGHTS OTHER THAN VIEWING OR INQUIRING OF THIS VERY SPECIFIC BLUE PRINT OF DETAILS.
DHAT MISTAH SHOW
Returning to the display of the interviews from Dallas/Fort Worth Metropolitan artists and their campaign's of voice, entertainment, and purpose as displayed in their area of craft and expertise.
MERCHANT SPONSORED BROADCAST NETWORK
We are sponsored by small businesses, chambers of commerce, and merchants alike. All sponsorships are designed to continue the promotional focus points of Dhat Mistah Show which in general is an entity designed to facilitate a digital imprint word of mouth etiquette in marketing and promotions. All revenues received are used in the areas of pay for space advertising such as commercials, flyers, business cards, bumper stickers, billboards, t-shirts, pens, magnets, vehicle wraps, radio, calendars, caps, digital music stores, soundscan, bds registry, licenses and fees appropriate to a national campaign broadcast, special events marketing for local businesses, and specific groups and organizations within the social media network whom support the efforts and campaign methods of The 2500 Group through the social media brand of Dhat Mistah Show which does not exclude the use of other businesses and fee's for use of service such as transportation, security, merchandising, publishing, retail, and educational courses and tools for business management, marketing, public speaking, broadcast communication, entertainment law, journalism, computer science & information technology.
All proceeds are obtained prior to product placements, productions, or marketing specific to individual entitys outside of Dhat Mistah Show. The workshops known as Charles Williams Events are packed with rewards, benefits, and new beginnings to maintain consumer participation.
DHAT MISTAH SHOW EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY
The merits and morals of this institution are based solely on honesty, respect, peace, tolerance, and the right to survive in an economic society. This opportunity being presented to you is a contract labor opportunity designed for you to remain free to employ yourself anywhere at any moment without concern of conflict of interest. This position you employ yourself can be part time, full time, seasonal, day to day, hour to hour, minute to minute. There are very few paramaters involving your commitment of function. The most you are actually required to do at any one given moment should not exceed the length of a standard video, movie, commercial, or clicking of a mouse on a web page for viewing purposes only not exclusive to audio viewing or reviewing.
The opportunity in detail shall allow you the freedom to earn revenue's based on clicks, referrals, and investment return compensation benefits. The process in which this applies is strict based on its dependentcy of numerical values of per click per page viewing. The additional components to this metric involve per individual referrals of merchant selected services such as sponsors and investors of this program.
Sponsors and Investors will have promotional aids for special pricing or discounts. These benefits of the public shall be used to engage a dialogue relevant to the growth and propserity of the mission of this business opportunity. Provision and Optimism equals value and tenure. We have established an infrastructure which is self sustained after it's initial vestment and that which follows.
The Employment Options
1. Contract Laborer--social media use involving clicks and views of select internet sites and pages
2. Investor-- donates finances/revenues for the growth of the business/receives return annually
3. Sponsor--donates finances/revenues for the marketing needs of business/receives return annually
4. Franchise--makes contribution for right to operate annually in sequence with the prime entity
WHAT IS THE TARGET GOAL
There are multiple goals which add up to one single accomplishment. Establishing a company which remains a pilar of the community in a manner and format suitable to such community be it national or international as there is only one planet. The short term goals are participation and recurrence. There are several metrics which employ revenue disbursement as well as appreciation. Your individual role is to maintain the participation requirements designed to keep a numerical value in tact which in transition ensures compensation by all participants involved.
The very most primary protocol is to view the designated web pges mandated by the Twitter, Facebook, and Blogger website addresses or social pages to accrue advertisement revenues. These revenues accrued are used solely to grow the numerical value in capital, which in turn is used to negotiate outside funding from other resources and investors of a higher caliber. This entity known as Dhat Mistah Show shall represent a staff number not to exceed 2,500 to maintain equal distribution for its members, staff, investors, and sponsors. Franchising shall commence once the value of each individual member, person, staff, sponsor, or investor is worth a minimum of $2,500, $25,000, or $250,000.
DHAT MISTAH SHOW
Returning to the display of the interviews from Dallas/Fort Worth Metropolitan artists and their campaign's of voice, entertainment, and purpose as displayed in their area of craft and expertise.
- Game Show Segment--A spin the wheel board which has the 52 weeks of the year on display. The game itself will allow the contestant to select a week, a day, and a DFW location. Winning contestants end up with prizes and cash for their campaign.
- The Interview Segment--This segment is simple and the questions are random. The interviewers get to select three random questions which display either their expertise, their imagination, or their moral code for survival.
- The Promo--This segment is designed to allow branding mentions, placement ads, and new projects such as ground breakings, new music, new businesses, videos, movies, book releases, charitable causes, or special events.
MERCHANT SPONSORED BROADCAST NETWORK
We are sponsored by small businesses, chambers of commerce, and merchants alike. All sponsorships are designed to continue the promotional focus points of Dhat Mistah Show which in general is an entity designed to facilitate a digital imprint word of mouth etiquette in marketing and promotions. All revenues received are used in the areas of pay for space advertising such as commercials, flyers, business cards, bumper stickers, billboards, t-shirts, pens, magnets, vehicle wraps, radio, calendars, caps, digital music stores, soundscan, bds registry, licenses and fees appropriate to a national campaign broadcast, special events marketing for local businesses, and specific groups and organizations within the social media network whom support the efforts and campaign methods of The 2500 Group through the social media brand of Dhat Mistah Show which does not exclude the use of other businesses and fee's for use of service such as transportation, security, merchandising, publishing, retail, and educational courses and tools for business management, marketing, public speaking, broadcast communication, entertainment law, journalism, computer science & information technology.
All proceeds are obtained prior to product placements, productions, or marketing specific to individual entitys outside of Dhat Mistah Show. The workshops known as Charles Williams Events are packed with rewards, benefits, and new beginnings to maintain consumer participation.
DHAT MISTAH SHOW EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY
The merits and morals of this institution are based solely on honesty, respect, peace, tolerance, and the right to survive in an economic society. This opportunity being presented to you is a contract labor opportunity designed for you to remain free to employ yourself anywhere at any moment without concern of conflict of interest. This position you employ yourself can be part time, full time, seasonal, day to day, hour to hour, minute to minute. There are very few paramaters involving your commitment of function. The most you are actually required to do at any one given moment should not exceed the length of a standard video, movie, commercial, or clicking of a mouse on a web page for viewing purposes only not exclusive to audio viewing or reviewing.
The opportunity in detail shall allow you the freedom to earn revenue's based on clicks, referrals, and investment return compensation benefits. The process in which this applies is strict based on its dependentcy of numerical values of per click per page viewing. The additional components to this metric involve per individual referrals of merchant selected services such as sponsors and investors of this program.
Sponsors and Investors will have promotional aids for special pricing or discounts. These benefits of the public shall be used to engage a dialogue relevant to the growth and propserity of the mission of this business opportunity. Provision and Optimism equals value and tenure. We have established an infrastructure which is self sustained after it's initial vestment and that which follows.
The Employment Options
1. Contract Laborer--social media use involving clicks and views of select internet sites and pages
2. Investor-- donates finances/revenues for the growth of the business/receives return annually
3. Sponsor--donates finances/revenues for the marketing needs of business/receives return annually
4. Franchise--makes contribution for right to operate annually in sequence with the prime entity
WHAT IS THE TARGET GOAL
There are multiple goals which add up to one single accomplishment. Establishing a company which remains a pilar of the community in a manner and format suitable to such community be it national or international as there is only one planet. The short term goals are participation and recurrence. There are several metrics which employ revenue disbursement as well as appreciation. Your individual role is to maintain the participation requirements designed to keep a numerical value in tact which in transition ensures compensation by all participants involved.
The very most primary protocol is to view the designated web pges mandated by the Twitter, Facebook, and Blogger website addresses or social pages to accrue advertisement revenues. These revenues accrued are used solely to grow the numerical value in capital, which in turn is used to negotiate outside funding from other resources and investors of a higher caliber. This entity known as Dhat Mistah Show shall represent a staff number not to exceed 2,500 to maintain equal distribution for its members, staff, investors, and sponsors. Franchising shall commence once the value of each individual member, person, staff, sponsor, or investor is worth a minimum of $2,500, $25,000, or $250,000.
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