EYE BEEN SELLING MYSELF FOR MONEY

You are your belongings as much as your belongings are you. Well needless to say I have been selling myself. My belongings and I are in agreement of parting our ways appropriately. There is nothing for me to meditate on any longer that I have not already contemplated in meditation. All memories and experiences are now of the atmosphere and network known as life and I appreciate all its splendor and glory. My new lifestyle in purpose is one of business.

I am old enough to know better than to allow anything, anyone, or anytime to guide me outside of my path of choice. I choose to be responsible for only that which I am directly responsible for. My thought is to establish myself in digital imprint and social network practices and simply be known as Mr. Digital also known more so familiar in the brand of Mr.Charles.

I figure that if I can liquidate my assets and consolidate my fiscals I am in position to streamline without buffer delay the do's and don'ts of business and culture. I basically will be homeless from the digital imprint scale and lifestyle. We order everything online from prescriptions to reservations for one night stays or more. We order groceries, dinner, travel and more from online services. We even do our banking online. The only physical representation necessary for me to exist under is an immediate need for my physical presence. Unless you know something I do not, outside of the scope family, I see no reason for me to be of need in a physical presence. Well. There is one absolute need, but how would anyone know if they are not in my physical presence?

Here is my theory of how to remain serene in my life remaining here on Earth time. Live out of my car and a U-Haul storage facility. Exercise and cleanse at the local YMCA on a consecutive yearly basis in my day to day activity. My day to day activity consists of me checking in online at a local wireless location for internet, make my posts of daily deals in transportation service, then proceed to either meet a client or get my work out together. My lifestyle of "Always On Duty" (self employed consultant cabby service) is one which moves in the vehicle when prompted for driver assistance. I am where ever the client needs to get to. My yield potential in revenue is increased 8 fold and my health increased 4 fold. The daily routine of massage therapy and muscle growth for elite health reasons, shall encompass the very root of the word wise and joyful. This format allows me to remain out of trouble from relationships, keeps me in health for sanity, keeps me in tune for function, and grows my income as I am on call 24/7/365 and am my only employee, thus no days off or time off other than normal.

I have begun this process and see no other way for me to support myself with the mental health label attached to my persons, the employment history attached to my person, and the single status attached to my person. My children have a very responsible and functional mother whom needs no man to pay her bills. She is always my friend as she is the only one who stuck it out longer than the others. I blame no one for my exact place in life other than my own frightfulness or fears which allowed me to walk this way. That was a very tangent drift but pertinent to what eye am focused on today.

Today I am focused on being 100% Mr.Charles the brand. I shall create my brand in style, class and function as my hometown will have a built in mascot for transportation. Jerry Jones and Mark Cuban may want to speak to me and represent my home teams. I am your designated driver. I am your safe way home. I am your trusted path to safety. I am Mr.Charles.

Truth or Joke

The very day you decided you could get away with it was the very moment you remembered how much trouble you are in because you were already caught looking at yourself in the mirror while trying to figure out how not to be exposed.

Based on How Eye Feel

SINNER SAINT DISCLAIMER

I am confessing to the universe my result when researching myself. I am one whom through my introvert lifestyle and ways create an atmosphere of forgiveness and acceptance because deep down in me it is exactly what I want of me from you the people who are on this planet the same as I am on this planet. We are here by condition of this realm, this dimension, this atmosphere, this galaxy, this universe, and this mind as these conditions are all included when we connect with one another.

I know you are doing what you believe you can and should do. I am certain you have researched to the best of your abilities past or present future. You are seeking the best result or harvest from your labored efforts. The best option for any of us at this moment is the choice to keep a smile anyway. It sounds better when telling your tale to those whose ears burn for such carnage of folklore and possibilities. When you come across this thought one day as have I it will become more apparent how much time and effort was put into creating a moment where humor and release are one.

"Sinner Saint" I am not posting enough to make the search engines top 10 list!

I am jumping right into this thought with hardly any buffer. I don't have a clue why you are not asking your local radio stations for my opinion on anything? Do you not desire an alternative funny bone? The voice and styling of this comic is best suited for late night radio quiet storm sexy in the mood radio but this delivery is body rocking knocking the boots funny.

The approach made to the microphone is simple. Inhale. Observe. Smile. Exhale. Speak.  The rest is between the universal molecular structure of time space and extenuating circumstances. Who in their right mind would honestly tell anyone they dumped themselves? Whom in a right state of mind would admit to being fired as self employed? There are plenty curious statements this individual makes and all of them leave one question to mind. Who knew about Sinner Saint? Where has this guy been facilitated?

The attempt to explain a show is not worthy. There are too many nuances that are not present when reading text. Example is when the crowd knows not he is listening to them entirely. The gleam in his eyes when he smiles at you leaves you wondering is he going to make everyone look at me? Sitting on the front row is an actual treat because it's easier for him to speak to you up front than the person hiding in the corner so their spouse doesn't catch them out on a blind date.

People with nothing to hide vs. everyone else is the object of discussion. I am the writer here and I speak about myself as if I am a total stranger. I personally don't get it. I mean I do laugh, however, I don't know why I am laughing. There was a moment when Sinner Saint literally said to the entire audience how ridiculous it is that they are listening to every word said by Sinner Saint and people start laughing. He didn't even say it in an abstract manner. IS he hypnotizing everyone into believing they are laughing?  Who knows?

Sinner Saint
"When You Need a Laugh to be Funny"

Sinner Saint "Yes, I did tell them that!" I got tired of being bullied

"You are so dark you make people think they are in a moment of silence!" by sinner saint

"You are so dark, that when you walk up, people start praying, because they believe their eyes are closed." by sinner saint

"You are so dark, people walk around in pajamas!" by sinner saint

"You are so dark, you make a pause hurry up!" by sinner saint

"You are so dark, you have to walk in flower for people to know where you stand." by sinner saint

"You are so dark, you make God cuss, "Dayum i thought i put some stars over there, it is dark!" by sinner saint

"You are so dark, people ask Whoopi how did she do it? Do what? Bleach your skin Whoopi! -girl naw! My friend is that dark it make me look like i'm asian!" by sinner saint

SINNER SAINT'S "HUMP DAY SPECIAL"

Thank you peoples for enjoying what little humor I am providing for your splendor and lifestyle of smile. Today is another beautiful middle which we all know how much I enjoy time in the middle. Let me begin by stating the truth about myself first. I am not what others perceive to be as "for everybody" thus I hold onto who I am at all times. This simply means that I know I am at fault but not to the point I am donkey about it.

I want to speak on the forbidden fruit subject matter of speaking with your mouth full. This has become a lost art and almost a dead language. When you know the truth is simple as you are what you eat, does it not concern you to eat more sweets? I will keep names free of this article and post the facts. Everybody ain't taste worthy. Some of this lifestyle's participants are not heeding the wisdom of the word in English translation. When you indulge yourself heavily it is educated of you to make certain you are balanced as possible. There is nothing as awakening as finding out about tooth decay in the middle of a french kiss on the cheek!

WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING
EXPLICIT LANGUAGE USED HERE:

Please if you can for my sake make sure your ass is actually clean enough to notice it does not stink. When your ass is not clean it doesn't take long to realize it does stink. Especially ladies when you decide to place an arch in your back and a tilt in your pelvis. This move alone somehow increases the sensitivity to the nostril area of the male face as he is watching your physique from behind only to be apprehended by a warning and a clue that this is some ass right here!

Please recognize that 3 uses of a face towel does not represent it is still clean. When coochie (country ghetto slang word representing Vagina) hits me in my face and I know I washed my face twice, then it is safe to say you are on some budget set backs of the wrong kind. Your face towels belong to the face and not the place you want my face! I understand it's hot in the summer however, these are Christmas face towels that read 2008! It's time to let go and let God!

Tuesday's Tips
I had a Waffle House breakfast in Arlington Texas and to my dismay another one bit the dust. She rushed me on taking my order. She did not offer me water. She also had me to help her clean my table. She was of course my kind of woman by habit, however, she only had a butt that was nice to look at in an "it's okay" fashion. The previous waitress to the same establishment was much more pleasant in her all around approach and made me thankful to tip my wait staff. "Here is a tip for all flavors of the month. No excuses please, just allow me to enjoy my meal prepared by your boss!"

Tell Me a Story by Sinner Saint

Story telling or tell you a story, basically means to me that you want to be entertained and at no expense. Well eye would love to entertain you at no expense, however, eye am in debt thus eye require a few trinkets to get me by. Dhat being said, we move onto our topic of discussion.

What is your story you are telling? This is an awesome place for anyone to begin, even in the middle of a sentence. Directions are known and unless moved too quickly they are easily followed. When eye speak eye often find myself in areas where eye run the phrases together because eye know eye am about to lose my place in my mind, due to the play back effect eye am under. The play back effect is when anything of audio is replayed in my minds mind and thus how eye am able to know what you said, even though eye asked initially, "what did you say?" Before you answer my play back effect has already hit replay and eye hear in your original delivery what you said. At this point is when you hear me repeat what you said, thus making you ask out loud, "if you heard what eye said, then why did you ask me in the first place?"

Story telling in it's proper function allows us to turn off the play back effect and function. When a story is properly told it introduces to the listeners a calming state of listen which allows us to soak up as much data as possible. We also are acute in our absorption antics hanging on to each syllable, phrase, mannerism, movement, and all around general delivery of the story as it is told start to finish. Story telling keeps us up and down in all the right and pausing areas so we each have a chance to catch up and not lose our place in line to laugh or smile.

Tell Me a Story

Today eye began to write a story and with great intentions. That's what eye told myself. This story will move the world and get everyone to be on my side. This story will make minds alert and awake and at the same time launch my career to fame and riches. Keeping this completely as honest as allowed eye must admit my hearts mind. Eye know in my heart eye don't share with others in hopes of becoming rich in a monetary value. Eye share to get chicks who want me to be rich with their monetary value.

Georgia likes me a lot. The only real problem Georgia has with me is my sense of humor. She feels eye could tone it up a little more than eye do and let it all hang out. Eye asked Georgia why does she want me to be more than what eye am if what eye am is good enough to be? She responded, well if you must ask. I want you to be more than what you are right now because of what eye know you are before now and after it's over. Well, this is simply crazy talk, "in thought to myself." Then it hit me. Eye get it. She is actually telling me to say everything eye am actually thinking to myself because it is in this closet of honesty where the humor truly is. So eye work and work and work and work, until eye believe eye have it right and my timing is excellent. Eye later take Georgia to an open mic performance to hear me do my thing in front of strangers. Eye go on stage. Eye do my bit. Eye get a standing ovation. We watch the rest of the show and leave afterwards in a long car ride home of 8 minutes.
Georgia? What did you think about my performance? She responds with, " it was nice. " So eye ask it differently and say, "Did you notice eye took your advice and said everything eye was thinking?" She responds, "I never said that?" Eye then repeated to her, her words and her mannerisms of how she said it, and what I responded, in an attempt to refresh her memory. Still nothing. So in defeat eye ask her simple and plain. "Georgia? Do you think eye am funny?" She says "Nope!" and with no hesitation or change in demeanor. Well eye thought to myself, "luckily for me eye am not trying to sleep with the audience."

We make it home safely, get out the vehicle, and go inside to turn in for the evening as it was late and exhausting. Georgia showers, powders, and strokes her locks in the famous feminine fashion. She's smelling magnificent and eye am attracted more than before and don't know why? She summons me and while in full woman fashion tells me to make her laugh out loud. So I try every one liner eye can imagine and get no response from her. She then stops me, grabs me by the face with two hands, and then pulls me towards her, kisses me passionately, then moves me down her torso until she found her perfect spot and says, now tell my friend what you just told me!
I followed her command and began telling every one liner eye just heard me tell her and what do you know. She starts laughing, and laughing, and laughing, and laughing, and laughing, and laughing! She can't stop laughing. Now i'm nervous because eye stopped talking and telling jokes minutes ago, and this chick is laughing continuously. She finally came to her end of laughter and looks me in the eye and says, "whatever you are thinking about saying to me right now will never top what eye am listening to this very moment, so please be quiet."
Well, eye am more confused than ever before. What is she listening to right now? Now my thoughts are apparent and obvious as my snarl has not removed itself. This chick is crazy. There is no one else here but us. So I stare at her in silence. 15 minutes of silence has passed by. She is still smiling and staring right back at me. Then eye hear it. Eye smile. Eye begin to laugh in an animated fashion and land on the floor. I can not stop laughing. 30 minutes have passed and eye finally came to an end with the laughter. It happened. It actually happened. Euphoria has set in and eye look Georgia in the eye and kiss her in a very loving and unconditional manner to every portion of her face. Eye kiss her nose, her cheek bones, her eye lids, her forehead, her lips, and her jaw and ears, even her neck line.

I heard in replay in Georgia's voice exactly everything she wanted me to hear, and she said, eye want to make him laugh, but first eye want him to do something for me he will never forget so that he can be successful. Eye want him to say everything he performed on stage as he is massaging my lips with his lips. He has no idea that he is sleeping right now, and eye figure why let all this tongue and cheek go to waste!
Georgia was sitting on my face as eye was sleep talking and she would whisper to me suggestions which would keep me talking until she reached her peak.

There are several ways to end a story just as there is more than one way to begin one. How about when the story begins in the middle of another story? Now that's story telling it like it is.

Sinner Saint's Open Mic Wednesday Nights Arlington Improv The Highlands "i'm not the same funny"

OPEN MIC

"I enjoy my ignorance"

1. I been single now for 20 years and married for 19 of those years. I found out the long hard way that I don't ask enough questions such as; "Are you going to actually stay?" 
2. Ask honest questions unless she is rich, then just put out.
3. When she met me I had a basketball sized butt and was very athletic. Since the divorce the only thing I have are the divorce papers and a rectum with no meat on it.
4. The funniest part to me is she was the one I actually liked.
5. Speaking of women raising boys to be men; It's not possible ladies so stop it. I was raised by the women in my family and by the time I was 20 years old I realized I was a lesbian.
6. I believe in "Don't ask Don't tell" to the fullest. Don't ask me for any money and I won't tell you no! Courtesy with a smile.
7. I wear a construction uniform and I'm a foreman who oversees an all female crew, while moonlighting as a Bowling League Commissioner. My porno name is "Diggs Deep.'
8. I rode a girls bike with a banana seat-I didn't know.
9. I used an eye brow pencil because eye thought that's what girls liked.
10. I did skinny jeans because I thought it would make me look good behind a zipper.
11. I had a pair of Chic Jeans (the brand). They were hand me downs. I assumed the ken fell off and thought nothing of it.
12. The first time I ejaculated hands free was....oh wait....never mind.
13. I wore girl skates with the white boot and metal wheels and thought I was the business because of all the sparks I could make.
14. Sometimes out of need I like to pretend I am making a difference in the community.

I was visiting with my sister a while back and had a good time. It was time for me to go and on the way to the car I had to make a side step to some trees and allow nature to remain free. Well, I was o.k. until I tried to pass gas and tinkle at the same time. The tinkle part went well. The gas part did not do what I knew I trained it to do. I'm wearing boxers. I with all my might tried to tell my body exactly what to do. 

Okay. What we gon' do is tinkle a little, pinch a little, tinkle a little , then pinch a little. Well the tinkle went without a hitch. The pinch went without a hitch as well. Yep. So I released my lizard and at the end of the waterfall I tried to squeeze instead of pinch. Wrong move. Now what I have is an executive decision to make.

"Did I just dookie on myself?" Man! Do not tell me we just pinched a loaf of honey wheat on our self? I reached down to check from the back and didn't feel anything, and thought, phew it was a false alarm. So I walk to the car, unlock the door, sit down, start the car, drive home, get undressed, and throw my boxers in the trash, and take a shower!

Nope! You were right all along. "Sinner Saint" is the shiznitterly! 

Dj Hatsim "In The Limousine"

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How Much for Prom kind sir?

Straight to the point here are the prom options for those who actually require the service of a cleanly limousine service.

PREPAID PROM DATE REQUEST
$525 prepaid dates. (Comfortable 6 passengers/Max 10 passengers)
This means you pay up front first, then tell us the itenorary. We confirm receipt of funds and verify itenorary request for 6 hour block of your prom date.
Ammenities and Gratuity are included in this prepaid pricing.

POSTPAY PROM DATE REQUEST
$750 POST PAY AMOUNT (Group of 5 to 10 passengers)
This means you are going to pay the balance upon the prom date which requires a $180 deposit before the date (confirmed funds-no checks) and the remainder $570 upon arrival of prom date request prior to departure at time of initial pick up.
Ammenities and Gratuity are not inclusive in this postpay pricing.

PREPAID COUPLES $180 PER COUPLE PER DATE REQUEST/ALL INCLUSIVE
POSTPAY COUPLES $265 PER COUPLE PER DATE REQUEST/GRATUITY INCLUDED

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