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Showing posts with label lol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lol. Show all posts

Friday, May 2, 2014

Comedy Lesson #3

Find The One That Works

Jokes are all around. Attention is also. Work the mind to hear its feelings. Feel the work and heal your foot steps. They sound like applause.

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Sinner Saint "Yes, I did tell them that!" I got tired of being bullied

"You are so dark you make people think they are in a moment of silence!" by sinner saint

"You are so dark, that when you walk up, people start praying, because they believe their eyes are closed." by sinner saint

"You are so dark, people walk around in pajamas!" by sinner saint

"You are so dark, you make a pause hurry up!" by sinner saint

"You are so dark, you have to walk in flower for people to know where you stand." by sinner saint

"You are so dark, you make God cuss, "Dayum i thought i put some stars over there, it is dark!" by sinner saint


"You are so dark, people ask Whoopi how did she do it? Do what? Bleach your skin Whoopi! -girl naw! My friend is that dark it make me look like i'm asian!" by sinner saint


Tuesday, February 4, 2014

My 1'oclock

Sinner Saint's "Please Make Me Laugh" i bragged about you to somebody!

Dear somebody listening right now. Eye know what you are going through and eye assure you that it will get worse first so that you submit to knowing and acknowledging what is better. Stop crying in public without tear falls. It's disgraceful to broken hearts everywhere when you pretend you are hurt. Just because you think your acting skills have paid off, when you never took lessons in the first place or stole a car without getting caught, you are simply fooling yourself on purpose which is an accident waiting to reapply at McDonald's for a soup kitchen position.
 By the way, when you make eggs, please oil the pan first. Eye would ask you to wash the pan and then oil it but eye don't want to confuse you by the work load, so eye settle for 3rd best. Atleast the oil in the plan will help me slide down my throat the metal scraping from the skillet you repainted with enamel gold top spray paint. Thank you for your patience and eye hope this works better for you than it does me. Signed Sinner Saint " A Leo and A Brain