"You are so dark you make people think they are in a moment of silence!" by sinner saint
"You are so dark, that when you walk up, people start praying, because they believe their eyes are closed." by sinner saint
"You are so dark, people walk around in pajamas!" by sinner saint
"You are so dark, you make a pause hurry up!" by sinner saint
"You are so dark, you have to walk in flower for people to know where you stand." by sinner saint
"You are so dark, you make God cuss, "Dayum i thought i put some stars over there, it is dark!" by sinner saint
"You are so dark, people ask Whoopi how did she do it? Do what? Bleach your skin Whoopi! -girl naw! My friend is that dark it make me look like i'm asian!" by sinner saint