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Showing posts with label addison. Show all posts
Showing posts with label addison. Show all posts

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Sinner Saint "Yes, I did tell them that!" I got tired of being bullied

"You are so dark you make people think they are in a moment of silence!" by sinner saint

"You are so dark, that when you walk up, people start praying, because they believe their eyes are closed." by sinner saint

"You are so dark, people walk around in pajamas!" by sinner saint

"You are so dark, you make a pause hurry up!" by sinner saint

"You are so dark, you have to walk in flower for people to know where you stand." by sinner saint

"You are so dark, you make God cuss, "Dayum i thought i put some stars over there, it is dark!" by sinner saint


"You are so dark, people ask Whoopi how did she do it? Do what? Bleach your skin Whoopi! -girl naw! My friend is that dark it make me look like i'm asian!" by sinner saint


Wednesday, February 19, 2014

SINNER SAINT'S "HUMP DAY SPECIAL"

Thank you peoples for enjoying what little humor I am providing for your splendor and lifestyle of smile. Today is another beautiful middle which we all know how much I enjoy time in the middle. Let me begin by stating the truth about myself first. I am not what others perceive to be as "for everybody" thus I hold onto who I am at all times. This simply means that I know I am at fault but not to the point I am donkey about it.

I want to speak on the forbidden fruit subject matter of speaking with your mouth full. This has become a lost art and almost a dead language. When you know the truth is simple as you are what you eat, does it not concern you to eat more sweets? I will keep names free of this article and post the facts. Everybody ain't taste worthy. Some of this lifestyle's participants are not heeding the wisdom of the word in English translation. When you indulge yourself heavily it is educated of you to make certain you are balanced as possible. There is nothing as awakening as finding out about tooth decay in the middle of a french kiss on the cheek!

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Please if you can for my sake make sure your ass is actually clean enough to notice it does not stink. When your ass is not clean it doesn't take long to realize it does stink. Especially ladies when you decide to place an arch in your back and a tilt in your pelvis. This move alone somehow increases the sensitivity to the nostril area of the male face as he is watching your physique from behind only to be apprehended by a warning and a clue that this is some ass right here!

Please recognize that 3 uses of a face towel does not represent it is still clean. When coochie (country ghetto slang word representing Vagina) hits me in my face and I know I washed my face twice, then it is safe to say you are on some budget set backs of the wrong kind. Your face towels belong to the face and not the place you want my face! I understand it's hot in the summer however, these are Christmas face towels that read 2008! It's time to let go and let God!

Tuesday's Tips
I had a Waffle House breakfast in Arlington Texas and to my dismay another one bit the dust. She rushed me on taking my order. She did not offer me water. She also had me to help her clean my table. She was of course my kind of woman by habit, however, she only had a butt that was nice to look at in an "it's okay" fashion. The previous waitress to the same establishment was much more pleasant in her all around approach and made me thankful to tip my wait staff. "Here is a tip for all flavors of the month. No excuses please, just allow me to enjoy my meal prepared by your boss!"

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Straight to The Point

Limousine Service
10 Passenger
$20 per person (Capacity/10)
$45 per person (Under Capacity)


Destinations:
Silver City Cabaret  12:30 p.m. to 2:30 a.m. or close
Stemmons Freeway/Mockingbird
*This location is for the manly man who wants a lot of beer and attention.

Rosewood Mansion on Turtle Creek  10:00 p.m.to 11:30 p.m.
2821 Turtle CreekDallas, TX75219
*This location is for the couple of person who simply wants to enjoy themselves without a hassle.

Texas De Brazil Addison 8:30 p.m. to 10:00pm
15101 Addison Rd Addison, TX 75001
*This is for the person or persons who want to experience a little something different of all flavors.

THIS OFFER DOES NOT SUPPORT OUR SIGNATURE EXCLUSIVE SERVICE. THIS SERVICE SUPPORTS SPECIFIED ARRIVALS AND DEPARTURE TIMES. FOR EXCLUSIVE SERVICE PLEASE CONTACT 817-264-7554.