Sinner Saint "The Movie" script and writing of Sinner Saint's thoughts on his observation of life

The observation of life:

  I'm approaching the mic stand and I listen to the energy as the light beams my side. I walk into the light with a smile and blinded. The passing of calm keeps me prepared to speak to another audience. The beast is in front of me again. It is waiting to pounce on me and I must prevent that from happening; if I want to continue to survive. The first move I make is crucial to keep the beast under my control. The only way to control the beast is to be control. 

  I grab the mic stand and position myself comfortably and make a small incision to interject the anticipation. "I learned a lot from watching porn!" The beast shows a sign of glimmer as it can not contain itself when a connection is made. I am ready to try another now. "Not only did I realize how important glitter is to my complexion, but I was able to find a new therapist to sleep with me on the first date!" 

Ah. The beast is smiling and invert as the frown of peculiarity strikes its brow and then brings up a smile. I say to myself -"Yesss!"  Now for the attention span of my choosing. I can say what ever I choose to say right now and here's a good one. "Did you guys know you can get a woman to stand over you and pee if you film it as long as you promise her it won't be leaked?" "I won't leak it if you don't leak it ... even though you are peeing on me as we speak!" "SssOooooo?" Yeah...
Any moment of pause i acknowledge and use as the world is my stage and i just so happen to be standing on top of my world. I love me so much right now! I think I want to find a virgin and massage her toes with my tongue as she is risen with passion and reaches to embrace my energy. We match each other so well that we protect her virginity. She hands me some lubrication for the massage envy special I mastered, "according to her." And she trusts me enough that she allows me to explore and eye do. She is still a virgin and eye can still pass a polygraph when asked the question, "is her ass sweet?" I can honestly say, "yes - it -  is!"

Sinner Saint Material

I rarely agree with abuse or violence and especially Dr. Rock smoking crack, but I am inclined to change my route, so to speak. LADIES: If a regular guy with a regular car wearing regular clothes on a regular day during regular business hours is actually handling regular business matters, please consider not asking him about what he is doing? You will save yourself a lot of headache by not doing to you what you are trying to do to him. You are bored and need a project. If the project is working fine you have nothing to fix. So you wonder to yourself what do you have that you can fix? Ah! It hit's you that your man or your boo or your big daddy needs to change something and you know exactly what it is. The only problem is ladies you won't change the only one problem he is having and knows exactly what it is!

Sinner Saint "The Movie"

4 Sale 1 adult male

6'1
205 lbs
smiles n hugs owner
nibbles and bites by request
follow proper commands
house trained
dreamer and believer
respects you by name and by wishes
excellent for yard work, detailing and limosuine service
*loves cuddling and loving you, will protect you, trained not to argue you down to be right

I FACEBOOKED IT FIRST

Sinner Saint

Sooo...they want to change from time out to knock out in school for corporal punishment. Then place weapons on faculty and say to the students "trust the law" they wont shoot you for no good reason.
Why do we think there has grown a belief to enslave the citizen population with military surplus to keep them safe and secure?

*why not actually step up with updating the atmospheric conditions of learning facilities and increase enrollment by 88% simply by putting recess back in school?

the reason everyone gets mad so quick is because play time was removed. *thus y he games more than dates * thus why she tries so hard to move him to a fancy restaurant - 2play!

sex is more play & discovery thus y teen pregnancy is so high; causing an inflammation of needs; assistance; more breast milk & no.6 hair exyensions!

2 play is to release and enjoy your own thoughts again. We are rushed everywhere so others look better to their peers; pre k - college; marriage and a house; vacations and bigger fancier things;

Take away the play and make timmy work all days and nights and weekends and holidays and anniversaries and in sleet in rain in snow ; *unless you get a period - otherwise you out of luck. Ahhh - the power of a menstrual; zodiac killer; cramp my style; if jesus had a menstrual wouldnt be no cross - 2play is all im saying.

Food shelter attire and drugs are all we fight about; oh yeah...and who know God better than the next. When the real truth continues to reveal itself; *look at the one who stood to gain the most money the most power and the most facebook likes about how many tweets they have from their youtube videos.

I am leaving the ground and just live offline online!
-i'll wait-

Dedicated to my Career Choice

Sinner Saint's "The Joke that Didn't Work"
Improv Edition

*Thank you for allowing me to stand before you and express myself in full disclosure and nude. I want to talk about one small concern i have with single parent dating. You are not single at all. You been dating your child a whole year now. You treat him like he is in an adult relationship with you; ring and all.

"He is your child and not your boyfriend."
He's changed chemically and his genitalia makes him see boobs, booty, and touches. You may want to stop bathing him. He's 14 now and momma-when the light hits you at a certain angle the only thing in focus is A Boner and where to place it.

The thing about this natural stage of development is the boy is not aware emotionally his feelings. Here is how you help him. Ask him if he thinks you are attractive. Ask him if you were not related would he have sex with you. If he says yes and yes, you are by law required to protect this child.

Weird him out by doing these proven steps to a healthier child.

No. 1 Give him a shot of Wild Turkey
No. 2 Give him The Special massage;      by hand only
No. 3 Hypnotheraphy to remove memory of event
No. 4 Never acknowledge it

Here is why. Subconsciously all love is attached to mom. If boys could love their mommas they would; until fat and ugly arrives bcuz vanity is a youthful trait.  Allowing the subconscience to experience the event or moment and then move on is healthier than letting this one moment define his entire mind instead of build his mind.

I am not an incest advocate. I am an opportunist and if your scenario is custom made you have options.

- all eye am speaking of -

Truth or Joke

The very day you decided you could get away with it was the very moment you remembered how much trouble you are in because you were already caught looking at yourself in the mirror while trying to figure out how not to be exposed.

Based on How Eye Feel

SINNER SAINT DISCLAIMER

I am confessing to the universe my result when researching myself. I am one whom through my introvert lifestyle and ways create an atmosphere of forgiveness and acceptance because deep down in me it is exactly what I want of me from you the people who are on this planet the same as I am on this planet. We are here by condition of this realm, this dimension, this atmosphere, this galaxy, this universe, and this mind as these conditions are all included when we connect with one another.

I know you are doing what you believe you can and should do. I am certain you have researched to the best of your abilities past or present future. You are seeking the best result or harvest from your labored efforts. The best option for any of us at this moment is the choice to keep a smile anyway. It sounds better when telling your tale to those whose ears burn for such carnage of folklore and possibilities. When you come across this thought one day as have I it will become more apparent how much time and effort was put into creating a moment where humor and release are one.

Sinner Saint's "The Reality unto Me" it did not matter if he stayed!

 You are not going to like this but someone else is already laughing at it, thus, the purpose of courage when eye am drinking while riding under a woman's arch in her spine as she listens to "Drunken Love". Whether or not I had a father growing up my entire life, my end results of my own living would have remained the same. I would still be hated by the angry black women of america, profiled by the angry white women of america, and adorned by the true love of my life!
 I blame nothing anymore because I chose to land in the vagina and not on the back, face, neck, or kleenex. There is however a continued racism in this country, but it does not depict how often or how frequent I will be allowed to participate in the most natural act a human can perform in life. It did not keep me from learning how to iron clothes with a towel and water.
I grew up cutting lawns for favor and fruits. I grew up learning how to remain in touch with my feminine side, thanks to a very 3rd cousin from my pretend cousins side. Luckily for me I was a typical brother to my sister and did not like them enough to share something so intimate as "playing doctor." However, my sisters friends were perfect patients.
I am a single status filing IRS commodity of 1 dependent for legal purposes and appreciate a return on my investments. I am considering hiring out my tadpoles for $2,500 each per year for first 4 years and then the last four years of each tadpole from 18 to 22 years of age. If I stagger the clients just right I will be able to repair my '85 Caprice and put some rims on it!
-Sinner Saint-


JOKES I WROTE DOWN FOR MYSELF TO SAY AT OPEN MIC BUT DID NOT SAY THEM:

PORN

•  taught me how that you should spit it out and once that is done it's spat!
• anal is for assholes
• angry black women make horrible contestants on Japanese game shows(they don't sleep with their sons like the other women do for the fun of the show)
• massacre runs down the face better when a woman gags
• spitting on a vagina makes a spitting on a vagina sound
• a woman can wear her heels in bed as long as she keep her mouth open
• men say the dumbest things regardless of the sex
• big cocks don't always mean a big cock erection....it's just big....and that's big enough to film!

April 23rd My Gwendolyn

Dedicated to my Mother in Christ of Heaven as I exalt thee thy love guide over my heart. You are never wrong when it is for the love of me.
-your son-

SINNER SAINT
Wednesday night was interestingly a perfect middle of the week. I made no money at all and still found a way to buy some nachos and water. Open mic night blessed me with a few chuckles.

While I sat awaiting my call to the stage I wrote down some words.  I require preparations because of my anxiety and bipolar mania. I apply too much pressure sometimes on myself which activates my anxiety. When this happens I must think of or say something that makes me laugh and in turn the release from my anxiety and the return to calm or public normal.

The beautiful part of my mind is the flaw. I shall never be without material. The diversity of subject matter stems from a symbol of ambassadry which evolves all communication exchanges of wits and perceptions. The question mark?

I hear my name and I make the stage. Music intro plays as I jig then i signal for the music to stop.  The spot light shines and I review the room. I in review of the room smile inside because I can feel the attention. I'm it right now and it feels immaculately concepted.
Then the mind says; "mention the mic stand as your opener", and I did. What happened next was awesome short of miraculous. I heard a sniffle.
Now, I know what you the reader are thinking. However, I can't read so I shall have to work on this later. As for now I stay put.
Reactions inspired by my mind of communication stimulate my libido of courage and I begin to search even deeper for the rouse.

Remember my writing before going on stage? Yep. Didn't use any of it but I wrote them.