Sinner Saint "The Movie"

4 Sale 1 adult male

6'1
205 lbs
smiles n hugs owner
nibbles and bites by request
follow proper commands
house trained
dreamer and believer
respects you by name and by wishes
excellent for yard work, detailing and limosuine service
*loves cuddling and loving you, will protect you, trained not to argue you down to be right

I FACEBOOKED IT FIRST

Sinner Saint

Sooo...they want to change from time out to knock out in school for corporal punishment. Then place weapons on faculty and say to the students "trust the law" they wont shoot you for no good reason.
Why do we think there has grown a belief to enslave the citizen population with military surplus to keep them safe and secure?

*why not actually step up with updating the atmospheric conditions of learning facilities and increase enrollment by 88% simply by putting recess back in school?

the reason everyone gets mad so quick is because play time was removed. *thus y he games more than dates * thus why she tries so hard to move him to a fancy restaurant - 2play!

sex is more play & discovery thus y teen pregnancy is so high; causing an inflammation of needs; assistance; more breast milk & no.6 hair exyensions!

2 play is to release and enjoy your own thoughts again. We are rushed everywhere so others look better to their peers; pre k - college; marriage and a house; vacations and bigger fancier things;

Take away the play and make timmy work all days and nights and weekends and holidays and anniversaries and in sleet in rain in snow ; *unless you get a period - otherwise you out of luck. Ahhh - the power of a menstrual; zodiac killer; cramp my style; if jesus had a menstrual wouldnt be no cross - 2play is all im saying.

Food shelter attire and drugs are all we fight about; oh yeah...and who know God better than the next. When the real truth continues to reveal itself; *look at the one who stood to gain the most money the most power and the most facebook likes about how many tweets they have from their youtube videos.

I am leaving the ground and just live offline online!
-i'll wait-

sinner saint thursday look back

Sinner Saint fun fact.
*i try to get hydrated as im pressed for time and abandon that attempt to be on time.
i do my thang and dash off stage because im dying. i get hydrated sitting at the bar and get hit from my left with a no homo pick up line ... is this seat taken.
im listening to greets and meets of colleagues and on my left the no homo pick up artist starts with this "im gon make him notice me by my conversation" lookin ass and just keeps talkin. My food arrives (nachoes is all i ever get) and beauguards a chip with these words ... "let me get a chip off you...you got more!"

Later im washing my hands and no homo is critiquing me about hosting and i just remain silent.

FUN FACTS:
Cant breathe in bullsjit or bad air
Cant tell me how to share..i brought money!
Cant expect me to like you bcuz ots what u want
If you ever try this billshit again and i have   
not decompressed my anxiety attack, my 
huper ventillation or my bipolar mania?; you are gon find out how funny sinner saint really is!

EYE DRIVE A BOX CAPRICE NO A/C
MOTHER FUCKER IM HOT
GET THE FUCK OUT MY SPACE
(in my lower case voice)

Sinner Saint: Top 3 Reason

Thankfully there is God. Thankfully there is a purposed reason. There is always  Barbedos and Spain.

The Plateau drug benigns false cravings for orange and green jello cubes infused in cool whip. All the while a handful of narrators dressed in plaid kung fu polo chant algorithms of favorites in Moments of beat boxing poker, lemon head whistling and my personal favorite as well tickle burping.
If you are lucky enough you will experience vibration balls. Its like blue balls build up but instead of paining you vibrate as in vibrations. 
Similar to a man made toy in reference but from inside the scrotum area. It is generated from an area in the brain which holds memories and critical thinking as they intersect. A most reflective style or point in the recall aspect of memory such as the familiar  command prompt for a compter to open any sorts of files or applications. The activity light on vibration while the computer processes all information at lightning speeds and more.

Yep. Has nothing to do with my point but it felt good doing it. Right here eye forget exactly what it is and make a plus out of this as such did I the now.

Anndddduh we're baaack! The point. The knowing from the doing or the doing from the knowing either way it is the know part that to know feels like when you know.

TOP 3 REASONS *69 ANYMORE

THE *
THE 6
THE 9
"THE BILL"

"Sinner Saint" The Open Mic Phenomenon Strikes Again

There are no more words to attempt to describe the lyricism and fines used to illicitly command humor from any audience type known to Dallas and Ft. Worth. Here is the complete comical about Sinner Saint. He isn't as funny as you hoped he would not be. There are moments in life in which the schematics used that possibly should not be, but are. That is Sinner Saint comedy.

This guy is different to listen to. There are honest moments, commanding moments and simply out right baffling moments of joy and laughter. Why am I actually laughing at what I hear this guy say. It's not funny but for some odd and strange reason my reaction to this delivery is uncontrollable. I have literally sat here and listened to him read my mind, tell me what I am not thinking about, only to think about what I am not reading from my mind.

There was a moment when I actually had to question myself to know if I spend enough time wiping my bum after releasing bowels to the toilet? Why? What purpose does this serve my life? How did he get me to think about wiping my butt enough before leaving the stall?

Literally I watched this guy more than once and each time was not rehearsed nor the same punch line. Once while waiting on him to open with a smart remark, he simply and patiently with poise and spunk watched the crowd look at him as he watched the crowd look at him. Who does this? Why was it so uncomfortably funny? I am starting to question what is laughter.

Only Sinner Saint can imitate Sinner Saint because of all the reasons it takes to be a Sinner Saint.