sinner saint thursday look back

Sinner Saint fun fact.
*i try to get hydrated as im pressed for time and abandon that attempt to be on time.
i do my thang and dash off stage because im dying. i get hydrated sitting at the bar and get hit from my left with a no homo pick up line ... is this seat taken.
im listening to greets and meets of colleagues and on my left the no homo pick up artist starts with this "im gon make him notice me by my conversation" lookin ass and just keeps talkin. My food arrives (nachoes is all i ever get) and beauguards a chip with these words ... "let me get a chip off you...you got more!"

Later im washing my hands and no homo is critiquing me about hosting and i just remain silent.

FUN FACTS:
Cant breathe in bullsjit or bad air
Cant tell me how to share..i brought money!
Cant expect me to like you bcuz ots what u want
If you ever try this billshit again and i have   
not decompressed my anxiety attack, my 
huper ventillation or my bipolar mania?; you are gon find out how funny sinner saint really is!

EYE DRIVE A BOX CAPRICE NO A/C
MOTHER FUCKER IM HOT
GET THE FUCK OUT MY SPACE
(in my lower case voice)

Sinner Saint "I used to think"

I used to think I would be completely successful by age 35 and that i would travel the state of Texas maybe even the united states. Now i rewrite even remix my think. Today i think where can i get some money for a roll of toiletry wood. I have half of it nail on about the no working after 35 because i been unemployed since 33 and let me tell ya, it ain't easy living to see your dream come true. Especially in a grab your ankles, aggressive, dry, anal entry twist of fate, film, handed to you by the biggest prankster of all time called reality. Laughing goes here because you have 2 years left before you get fired and just had another wonderful surprise called after birth, remind you what an ice chip sweats like as you labor eternally trying to get channel 52 to show in HD premium b4  your medicaid expires. Ahh the joy of dreaming big!