There are no more words to attempt to describe the lyricism and fines used to illicitly command humor from any audience type known to Dallas and Ft. Worth. Here is the complete comical about Sinner Saint. He isn't as funny as you hoped he would not be. There are moments in life in which the schematics used that possibly should not be, but are. That is Sinner Saint comedy.
This guy is different to listen to. There are honest moments, commanding moments and simply out right baffling moments of joy and laughter. Why am I actually laughing at what I hear this guy say. It's not funny but for some odd and strange reason my reaction to this delivery is uncontrollable. I have literally sat here and listened to him read my mind, tell me what I am not thinking about, only to think about what I am not reading from my mind.
There was a moment when I actually had to question myself to know if I spend enough time wiping my bum after releasing bowels to the toilet? Why? What purpose does this serve my life? How did he get me to think about wiping my butt enough before leaving the stall?
Literally I watched this guy more than once and each time was not rehearsed nor the same punch line. Once while waiting on him to open with a smart remark, he simply and patiently with poise and spunk watched the crowd look at him as he watched the crowd look at him. Who does this? Why was it so uncomfortably funny? I am starting to question what is laughter.
Only Sinner Saint can imitate Sinner Saint because of all the reasons it takes to be a Sinner Saint.
Showing posts with label DJ. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DJ. Show all posts
Sunday, April 6, 2014
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
dADDY dIGITAL?
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If I were an actual central processing unit, my identification or name would be the long character above. Currently I am value expression digital imprint. I am virtual in my reality. The freedom of spirit being my storage device is conducive to my value current. Here is my actual dilemma.
I need to remain a business in your eyes and remain spirit in mine. I have currently encompassed my skillset to include transportation, entertainment, evaluation and disciplines. This means I am hired from a suite of applications which involve entertainment be it in transportation, audio, or spirit. All proceeds generated by my virtual reality skillset are deposited into my currency storage unit or banking entity. It's sole purpose is to establish a backbone/spinal chord with full duplex transmission.
I am currently recalibrating my infrastructure of audio visual import export functionality.
DJ Workstation: Local Area Network comprised in an equivalent format of traditional disc jockey booth. The components include modern equipment of traditional standard but not limited and includes advanced standards and spectrum compatible to laptop or computer related equipment along with monitors and software applications to support required functionalities involving parameters equivalent to studio professional productions and performance.
The setup I seek involves 2 Pioneer Multi-format audio interfaces with mixer console. Attached to each turntable is one touch screen monitor/stationary/all in one with operating system (1T memory minimum) and 1 external storage device of minimum 1T in memory. 4 way speaker system with 500 watt amplifier minimum up to 1500 watt amplifier and a 4G modem for wireless internet connectivity.
This system supports any 4 hour set with multiple configuration to utilize in mixing and live performances. This system allows you to create your own commercials or digital segments which support your campaign or event. The up to par standards ensure fast reliable transitions and various elements to enhance the performance or set at a moments notice.
Recording each live set allows for merchandising opportunities and more which support the self sustained ability this system possesses. Virtual Eternal Reality Broadcasting or VERB allows one performance to repeat in broadcast the world over as long as there is an internet connection and support to replay the night. The new digital traditions are equipped to embrace this thinking and host parties local and virtual in simulcast as each host broadcast can record its viewing of the initial broadcast and rebroadcast its participation with the set. We then turn living rooms into studios and movie sets for virtual eternal reality broadcasting.
This system at cost can range from a minimum start up cost of $1,500 and reach levels of $15,000 dependent upon the need, requirements, purpose, and support for each individual system. The system I speak of equals that of a mobile van full of $100k in equipment. Wherever there is a Starbucks or an internet connection this set up can be done from one mobile unit such as a tablet, touchpad, laptop, or even mobile phone as the mobile disc jockey configures the performance materials and the receiving host simply broadcasts from traditional mediums of modern technology such as tuners, satellite tuners, internet, and jump drives.
What I really am looking for is something which is comparable to these thoughts questions. Can one of you manufacturers please go ahead and make a DJ workstation which is CPU oriented for data storage, studio recording, editing, and mastering and it exports unlimitedly the finished product or project. This unit also needs to have a microphone which has a pop filter format, auto gate format, and Beats by Dre Technology. This unit also in its OPERATING SYSTEM/OS needs to be designed to embrace professionalism.
The image of this current format for audio broadcast has 2 operating mediums which transmit from compact discs of various formats as well as from jump drive mediums. The mixing console resides between the 2 audio units or turntables/digital. Why not make this an all digital unit with the mixer being a CPU which is touchscreen and maintains all mixings standards for professional output and export. This makes my workstation a mobile recording studio as well. Todays standards make this system completely doable.
I want to power up my unit and once loaded I can open a window and start recording. This recording is automatically processed to presets or is calibrated for optimum audio based on frequencies and genres of musical style standards such as hip hop, country, pop, jazz, classical, dub step and more. I need you to create a pc/laptop with the mindset of a studio producer, a recording artist, and reality TV show host all rolled into one! The reason is that the operating system will be seamless with the software as they are designed specifically for the initial purpose of studio production primary, internet last. The system should not require an web browser but it's own browser window which simply reaches the cloud storage attached to each unit for virtual storage. This allows me to use another device and a flash drive and download my sets or update my sets if need requires it and load the party to a device which supports this medium.
If I were an actual central processing unit, my identification or name would be the long character above. Currently I am value expression digital imprint. I am virtual in my reality. The freedom of spirit being my storage device is conducive to my value current. Here is my actual dilemma.
I need to remain a business in your eyes and remain spirit in mine. I have currently encompassed my skillset to include transportation, entertainment, evaluation and disciplines. This means I am hired from a suite of applications which involve entertainment be it in transportation, audio, or spirit. All proceeds generated by my virtual reality skillset are deposited into my currency storage unit or banking entity. It's sole purpose is to establish a backbone/spinal chord with full duplex transmission.
I am currently recalibrating my infrastructure of audio visual import export functionality.
DJ Workstation: Local Area Network comprised in an equivalent format of traditional disc jockey booth. The components include modern equipment of traditional standard but not limited and includes advanced standards and spectrum compatible to laptop or computer related equipment along with monitors and software applications to support required functionalities involving parameters equivalent to studio professional productions and performance.
The setup I seek involves 2 Pioneer Multi-format audio interfaces with mixer console. Attached to each turntable is one touch screen monitor/stationary/all in one with operating system (1T memory minimum) and 1 external storage device of minimum 1T in memory. 4 way speaker system with 500 watt amplifier minimum up to 1500 watt amplifier and a 4G modem for wireless internet connectivity.
This system supports any 4 hour set with multiple configuration to utilize in mixing and live performances. This system allows you to create your own commercials or digital segments which support your campaign or event. The up to par standards ensure fast reliable transitions and various elements to enhance the performance or set at a moments notice.
Recording each live set allows for merchandising opportunities and more which support the self sustained ability this system possesses. Virtual Eternal Reality Broadcasting or VERB allows one performance to repeat in broadcast the world over as long as there is an internet connection and support to replay the night. The new digital traditions are equipped to embrace this thinking and host parties local and virtual in simulcast as each host broadcast can record its viewing of the initial broadcast and rebroadcast its participation with the set. We then turn living rooms into studios and movie sets for virtual eternal reality broadcasting.
This system at cost can range from a minimum start up cost of $1,500 and reach levels of $15,000 dependent upon the need, requirements, purpose, and support for each individual system. The system I speak of equals that of a mobile van full of $100k in equipment. Wherever there is a Starbucks or an internet connection this set up can be done from one mobile unit such as a tablet, touchpad, laptop, or even mobile phone as the mobile disc jockey configures the performance materials and the receiving host simply broadcasts from traditional mediums of modern technology such as tuners, satellite tuners, internet, and jump drives.
What I really am looking for is something which is comparable to these thoughts questions. Can one of you manufacturers please go ahead and make a DJ workstation which is CPU oriented for data storage, studio recording, editing, and mastering and it exports unlimitedly the finished product or project. This unit also needs to have a microphone which has a pop filter format, auto gate format, and Beats by Dre Technology. This unit also in its OPERATING SYSTEM/OS needs to be designed to embrace professionalism.
The image of this current format for audio broadcast has 2 operating mediums which transmit from compact discs of various formats as well as from jump drive mediums. The mixing console resides between the 2 audio units or turntables/digital. Why not make this an all digital unit with the mixer being a CPU which is touchscreen and maintains all mixings standards for professional output and export. This makes my workstation a mobile recording studio as well. Todays standards make this system completely doable.
Friday, January 18, 2013
Written by DJ Hatsim
Break Bread
Please
Break bread with me
I need
Your testimony
Help me find my pain
Please
Break bread with me
I need
Your testimony
To release my heart of pain
When my mother died
I cried not one tear down my face
Now that daddy's gone
I feel good all alone once again
I know for goodness sake
Something needs to change
It's not healthy for anyone to block all of joy from the pains
Can u help me
Please
Break bread with me
I need
A testimony
Its the key to unlock my joys and pains
Monday, November 26, 2012
Sinner Saint's "Guide 4 Women Seeking Men"
This posting is of personal experience by the writer and is in no way certified by accreditation in the realms of psychology,psychiatry and does not profess to be better than any information provided by such entities which are paid to consult serious mental health and behavior issues.
A FEW WORDS FROM SINNER SAINT ON RELATIONSHIP MAINTENANCE!
Little boys need check in love, whilst the true adult has true love in check. If he had a busier life of bidness...he'd be tired too. The real question is did you have an adult dialogue regarding expectations & wlling to's? Time to renegotiate your contracts. (A RESPONSE TO A WOMAN WHO STATES HER CURRENT COURTSHIP ACCUSED HER OF CHEATING. SHE SAYS SHE WAS SLEEPING DUE TO FATIGUE
A WOMAN: SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO BE HELD...NO SEX INTENDED.
SINNER SAINT:
You know I love you & the many reasons why. However. It's not that we don't (as men) want or even desire to be snuggly with our boo. It's timing. If I'm focused on a tedious task it cant be forgotten that I have a one track mind. I love it when you are up under me and hold me. Sumn about how I feel when you have your grasp on me. Ladies We Want to Cuddle too, but when the timing matches. Sometimes ya'll are just bored & want us to be bored too. How bout this. Let's make WEDNESDAYS the official Hugged Up Day of the week. Just you, me, and hot tea with nothing but our thoughts as we discuss in whispers, only statements of loves, likes, concerns, wishes, and willing to's. No questions allowed. If it is to be love then love to be....together in all we choose in the name of Love.
A WOMAN: why is it that we have to bored to snuggle/cuddle with you?
SINNER SAINT: Exactly what eye would like to know. Here's the truth in a nuttshell of crazy. Love is honesty, respect, and recognition, when forming, building, and then nurturing said relationship. Joining anything is like chess, the sacrificed move to win the game. The best way to win in relationship is to be on the same team opposed to different teams. Treat it like professional sports leagues. Draft your player based on the stats, potential to coach, and ability to play in all scenarios of the game. Coaching requires communication. Stats require observation of play. Once you both agree to terms of the contract play to win for the team. Right now the average female doesnt have a clue what eye said. Men seek a FRANCHISE player for his team. If you as women want love then stop complaining about money. If you as women want money then stop sacrificing in love and become a FRANCHISE player. Own your franchise. You are the best General Manager, Head Coach, Owner, and Player. #BuildTheRightTeam by communicating the truth at all times with the true athlete of your life
A WOMAN: I as a woman knows what your saying Dhat Mistah Show. Some of you men dont know when you have a franchise player......we may be the best head coach, general mngr etc but you all dont like to play by the rules especially if the rules dont benefit the male
SINNER SAINT: Your reference is to the hurt male or illraised male whom is ignorant of his own worth and value due to the gaps of leadership. Slavery still works. However, why give into love before verifying a mates credentials and resume? Its easily avoided by refusing to settle for less than your worth and standards. Sumn even I should have done at 19. Eventually ladies n Gents the only things that truly matter are the moments you experienced in life that show, know, or grow you in love. Telling rules and knowing rules still require a STABLE MIND. One which remains honest enough to keep on track throughout the entire game & final whistle. # u sexy beast u
A WOMAN: lmbo not sexy beast though!!! True it does require a stable mind but what happens after soooo long that you have tried and tried and the outcome is still the same......then what?
SINNER SAINT: You do what all teams do. Look at the film. Analyze. Recruit new players. Fire a few coaches. Then start it all over again in the new season. Know your direction. Playoffs to Championship. Keep in mind sometimes you get your trophies early. It's ok. Know that you played the game, because there are many who are not picked up NY other teams or good enough to play in the league to begin with. #OffSeasonCounts4Rehearsal&Training
A WOMAN: Im sooooo glad were friends. You always have been upfront since day 1 (13yrs of frisndship). Love how you put EVERYTHING into perspective.
SINNER SAINT
I WANT TO INVITE EVERYONE TO POST THEIR QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FOR EITHER OPINION,CURIOUSITY, NEED, OF HEALTH DEVELOPMENT IN RELATIONSHIP BUILDING AND MAINTENANCE.
A FEW WORDS FROM SINNER SAINT ON RELATIONSHIP MAINTENANCE!
Little boys need check in love, whilst the true adult has true love in check. If he had a busier life of bidness...he'd be tired too. The real question is did you have an adult dialogue regarding expectations & wlling to's? Time to renegotiate your contracts. (A RESPONSE TO A WOMAN WHO STATES HER CURRENT COURTSHIP ACCUSED HER OF CHEATING. SHE SAYS SHE WAS SLEEPING DUE TO FATIGUE
A WOMAN: SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO BE HELD...NO SEX INTENDED.
SINNER SAINT:
You know I love you & the many reasons why. However. It's not that we don't (as men) want or even desire to be snuggly with our boo. It's timing. If I'm focused on a tedious task it cant be forgotten that I have a one track mind. I love it when you are up under me and hold me. Sumn about how I feel when you have your grasp on me. Ladies We Want to Cuddle too, but when the timing matches. Sometimes ya'll are just bored & want us to be bored too. How bout this. Let's make WEDNESDAYS the official Hugged Up Day of the week. Just you, me, and hot tea with nothing but our thoughts as we discuss in whispers, only statements of loves, likes, concerns, wishes, and willing to's. No questions allowed. If it is to be love then love to be....together in all we choose in the name of Love.
A WOMAN: why is it that we have to bored to snuggle/cuddle with you?
SINNER SAINT: Exactly what eye would like to know. Here's the truth in a nuttshell of crazy. Love is honesty, respect, and recognition, when forming, building, and then nurturing said relationship. Joining anything is like chess, the sacrificed move to win the game. The best way to win in relationship is to be on the same team opposed to different teams. Treat it like professional sports leagues. Draft your player based on the stats, potential to coach, and ability to play in all scenarios of the game. Coaching requires communication. Stats require observation of play. Once you both agree to terms of the contract play to win for the team. Right now the average female doesnt have a clue what eye said. Men seek a FRANCHISE player for his team. If you as women want love then stop complaining about money. If you as women want money then stop sacrificing in love and become a FRANCHISE player. Own your franchise. You are the best General Manager, Head Coach, Owner, and Player. #BuildTheRightTeam by communicating the truth at all times with the true athlete of your life
A WOMAN: I as a woman knows what your saying Dhat Mistah Show. Some of you men dont know when you have a franchise player......we may be the best head coach, general mngr etc but you all dont like to play by the rules especially if the rules dont benefit the male
SINNER SAINT: Your reference is to the hurt male or illraised male whom is ignorant of his own worth and value due to the gaps of leadership. Slavery still works. However, why give into love before verifying a mates credentials and resume? Its easily avoided by refusing to settle for less than your worth and standards. Sumn even I should have done at 19. Eventually ladies n Gents the only things that truly matter are the moments you experienced in life that show, know, or grow you in love. Telling rules and knowing rules still require a STABLE MIND. One which remains honest enough to keep on track throughout the entire game & final whistle. # u sexy beast u
A WOMAN: lmbo not sexy beast though!!! True it does require a stable mind but what happens after soooo long that you have tried and tried and the outcome is still the same......then what?
SINNER SAINT: You do what all teams do. Look at the film. Analyze. Recruit new players. Fire a few coaches. Then start it all over again in the new season. Know your direction. Playoffs to Championship. Keep in mind sometimes you get your trophies early. It's ok. Know that you played the game, because there are many who are not picked up NY other teams or good enough to play in the league to begin with. #OffSeasonCounts4Rehearsal&Training
A WOMAN: Im sooooo glad were friends. You always have been upfront since day 1 (13yrs of frisndship). Love how you put EVERYTHING into perspective.
SINNER SAINT
I WANT TO INVITE EVERYONE TO POST THEIR QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FOR EITHER OPINION,CURIOUSITY, NEED, OF HEALTH DEVELOPMENT IN RELATIONSHIP BUILDING AND MAINTENANCE.
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