Sinner Saint "The Movie" script and writing of Sinner Saint's thoughts on his observation of life

The observation of life:

  I'm approaching the mic stand and I listen to the energy as the light beams my side. I walk into the light with a smile and blinded. The passing of calm keeps me prepared to speak to another audience. The beast is in front of me again. It is waiting to pounce on me and I must prevent that from happening; if I want to continue to survive. The first move I make is crucial to keep the beast under my control. The only way to control the beast is to be control. 

  I grab the mic stand and position myself comfortably and make a small incision to interject the anticipation. "I learned a lot from watching porn!" The beast shows a sign of glimmer as it can not contain itself when a connection is made. I am ready to try another now. "Not only did I realize how important glitter is to my complexion, but I was able to find a new therapist to sleep with me on the first date!" 

Ah. The beast is smiling and invert as the frown of peculiarity strikes its brow and then brings up a smile. I say to myself -"Yesss!"  Now for the attention span of my choosing. I can say what ever I choose to say right now and here's a good one. "Did you guys know you can get a woman to stand over you and pee if you film it as long as you promise her it won't be leaked?" "I won't leak it if you don't leak it ... even though you are peeing on me as we speak!" "SssOooooo?" Yeah...
Any moment of pause i acknowledge and use as the world is my stage and i just so happen to be standing on top of my world. I love me so much right now! I think I want to find a virgin and massage her toes with my tongue as she is risen with passion and reaches to embrace my energy. We match each other so well that we protect her virginity. She hands me some lubrication for the massage envy special I mastered, "according to her." And she trusts me enough that she allows me to explore and eye do. She is still a virgin and eye can still pass a polygraph when asked the question, "is her ass sweet?" I can honestly say, "yes - it -  is!"

Sinner Saint Material

I rarely agree with abuse or violence and especially Dr. Rock smoking crack, but I am inclined to change my route, so to speak. LADIES: If a regular guy with a regular car wearing regular clothes on a regular day during regular business hours is actually handling regular business matters, please consider not asking him about what he is doing? You will save yourself a lot of headache by not doing to you what you are trying to do to him. You are bored and need a project. If the project is working fine you have nothing to fix. So you wonder to yourself what do you have that you can fix? Ah! It hit's you that your man or your boo or your big daddy needs to change something and you know exactly what it is. The only problem is ladies you won't change the only one problem he is having and knows exactly what it is!

"What Is So Funny?"

There is much to be said when it comes to the relationship of timing. 

Timing is at its best a place where the connections are more than welcome to be set free! I am new to pledging my allegiance to Stand Up Comedy as a professional environment and habitat; thus, my sporadic blasts of funny. Currently I find myself researching and testing more than theory with my humored thoughts for translation. The resulted response of a connected thought manifests a physical smile, a chemical release, an experience, a memory, a reflection, and keeps my inspiration to succeed poised and practiced.

The only joke that does not work is a joke which is not working for the sake of the joke. 

There is more than one way to connect with an audience inside the arena of humor. Humor has different faces. There is the blemish face humor has which allows many to recognize how little certain flaws truly should mean considering it does not stop one from living. There is the critical thinking humor which allows a tenuous college student or professor to release regard for comprehension and speak the material. Then there is the testimony humor which is simply the artifact of life. The truth involves introductions or premise, patience in details, the set up and tangents of release.


The beautiful part of being a comic is knowing you work hard at being a happy place for others! 

JOKE MY LINES

•  Eye am Sinner Saint the Comedian and Eye Fly Southwest Airlines as often as eye am booked to tell jokes anywhere Southwest Airlines will fly. 

•  Some people think it is actually easy being the best worst comic! There is nothing easy about it. I am naturally hilarious and it is truly tedious for me to not be funny on purpose! Accident's happen, but not like this!
• Whenever Eye am in town and need to rest my mind I mix Nyquil Cough Syrup with an Energy drink and remain alertly calm all day long.

WHAT EYE FOUND VIA GOOGLE, YAHOO, ASK.COM SEARCH ENGINES
SEARCH: clean jokes OR commercial Jokes for cell phones free

•  http://www.greatcleanjokes.com/jokes/sms-jokes/short-jokes/
•  http://www.ducksters.com/jokesforkids/computer.php
• http://seniorfollies.com/landing/casting-stand-up.asp

SINNER SAINT'S "TWEET FOR ME TWEEZE?"

What The Tweet?

When I tweet about the twove of Twesus and all tweets twone for me. My tweet twatts out Twah-Leh-Twoot-Yah eye Twank God for Twaving ME!  

-tweeting in tongues-

"Sinner Saint" The Open Mic Phenomenon Strikes Again

There are no more words to attempt to describe the lyricism and fines used to illicitly command humor from any audience type known to Dallas and Ft. Worth. Here is the complete comical about Sinner Saint. He isn't as funny as you hoped he would not be. There are moments in life in which the schematics used that possibly should not be, but are. That is Sinner Saint comedy.

This guy is different to listen to. There are honest moments, commanding moments and simply out right baffling moments of joy and laughter. Why am I actually laughing at what I hear this guy say. It's not funny but for some odd and strange reason my reaction to this delivery is uncontrollable. I have literally sat here and listened to him read my mind, tell me what I am not thinking about, only to think about what I am not reading from my mind.

There was a moment when I actually had to question myself to know if I spend enough time wiping my bum after releasing bowels to the toilet? Why? What purpose does this serve my life? How did he get me to think about wiping my butt enough before leaving the stall?

Literally I watched this guy more than once and each time was not rehearsed nor the same punch line. Once while waiting on him to open with a smart remark, he simply and patiently with poise and spunk watched the crowd look at him as he watched the crowd look at him. Who does this? Why was it so uncomfortably funny? I am starting to question what is laughter.

Only Sinner Saint can imitate Sinner Saint because of all the reasons it takes to be a Sinner Saint.