Sinner Saint's Plea for Mr.Charles "PLEASE HELP ME SAVE MY LIFE"

Godmorning.
 Greetings
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My name is Sinner Saint. I am an aspiring stand up comedian which so happens to be a driver service. I through entertainment share perceptions with the world.
Well my current perception is blurred and im trying to clarify it.
Currently I am centered in the middle of 3 parts to change my direction. My vehicle status, my debts and my duty to my purposes.
I currently possess $1850-$2,050 and am reaching towards $3,500.
The purpose is acquisition of an up to date vehicle I can dedicate as my own business vehicle like a taxi but more. It will be used to receive money only to make it move.
UBER is such a purpose and can assist me in serving it.
I will need close to $5,500 to get in the proper business style vehicle to increase my percentage of service requests.


It will be February 2015 before I can reach this objective. Im using tuition funds to do it alone and keep all accountability to me as being a burden to others has ached me too long and is getting worse every day i am not driving a client for compensation.
The Uber partner program will arrange & disburse loan repayments on my behalf from my driver earnings. They set it up so there is no question of loan repayments to banks.
I am only interested in reaching a main goal of self sufficience. I want to see me repay my debts current past and future. I am still a baby in being Grown as I encompassed these past 7 years in my life. 2010 - 2014 depicts in time my growth into business and its decisions I now know requires being made without emotional misdirections.
Mental Health documentation states to employers that my bipolar mania may not be fit for their standards and reservations about my resume submission (even mcdonalds and church's chicken). Self Employed reads as unemployed in the business world unless you are paying taxes quarterly of $10k.
Well luckily for me I am graced to be comical thus the stand up comedian status. 2014 is my year of favor and the seeds have begun to transition phases. I am 45 years young and growing. I want to do it the right way and will the right way for it to be done.


SINNER SAINT
Eye am blessed in the wealth of seeing the simplicity of life unfold in front of me. I see the city in the most beautiful way. #InTheMoment

Sinner Saint "The Movie" script and writing of Sinner Saint's thoughts on his observation of life

The observation of life:

  I'm approaching the mic stand and I listen to the energy as the light beams my side. I walk into the light with a smile and blinded. The passing of calm keeps me prepared to speak to another audience. The beast is in front of me again. It is waiting to pounce on me and I must prevent that from happening; if I want to continue to survive. The first move I make is crucial to keep the beast under my control. The only way to control the beast is to be control. 

  I grab the mic stand and position myself comfortably and make a small incision to interject the anticipation. "I learned a lot from watching porn!" The beast shows a sign of glimmer as it can not contain itself when a connection is made. I am ready to try another now. "Not only did I realize how important glitter is to my complexion, but I was able to find a new therapist to sleep with me on the first date!" 

Ah. The beast is smiling and invert as the frown of peculiarity strikes its brow and then brings up a smile. I say to myself -"Yesss!"  Now for the attention span of my choosing. I can say what ever I choose to say right now and here's a good one. "Did you guys know you can get a woman to stand over you and pee if you film it as long as you promise her it won't be leaked?" "I won't leak it if you don't leak it ... even though you are peeing on me as we speak!" "SssOooooo?" Yeah...
Any moment of pause i acknowledge and use as the world is my stage and i just so happen to be standing on top of my world. I love me so much right now! I think I want to find a virgin and massage her toes with my tongue as she is risen with passion and reaches to embrace my energy. We match each other so well that we protect her virginity. She hands me some lubrication for the massage envy special I mastered, "according to her." And she trusts me enough that she allows me to explore and eye do. She is still a virgin and eye can still pass a polygraph when asked the question, "is her ass sweet?" I can honestly say, "yes - it -  is!"

Sinner Saint Material

I rarely agree with abuse or violence and especially Dr. Rock smoking crack, but I am inclined to change my route, so to speak. LADIES: If a regular guy with a regular car wearing regular clothes on a regular day during regular business hours is actually handling regular business matters, please consider not asking him about what he is doing? You will save yourself a lot of headache by not doing to you what you are trying to do to him. You are bored and need a project. If the project is working fine you have nothing to fix. So you wonder to yourself what do you have that you can fix? Ah! It hit's you that your man or your boo or your big daddy needs to change something and you know exactly what it is. The only problem is ladies you won't change the only one problem he is having and knows exactly what it is!

"Sinner Saint" The Open Mic Phenomenon Strikes Again

There are no more words to attempt to describe the lyricism and fines used to illicitly command humor from any audience type known to Dallas and Ft. Worth. Here is the complete comical about Sinner Saint. He isn't as funny as you hoped he would not be. There are moments in life in which the schematics used that possibly should not be, but are. That is Sinner Saint comedy.

This guy is different to listen to. There are honest moments, commanding moments and simply out right baffling moments of joy and laughter. Why am I actually laughing at what I hear this guy say. It's not funny but for some odd and strange reason my reaction to this delivery is uncontrollable. I have literally sat here and listened to him read my mind, tell me what I am not thinking about, only to think about what I am not reading from my mind.

There was a moment when I actually had to question myself to know if I spend enough time wiping my bum after releasing bowels to the toilet? Why? What purpose does this serve my life? How did he get me to think about wiping my butt enough before leaving the stall?

Literally I watched this guy more than once and each time was not rehearsed nor the same punch line. Once while waiting on him to open with a smart remark, he simply and patiently with poise and spunk watched the crowd look at him as he watched the crowd look at him. Who does this? Why was it so uncomfortably funny? I am starting to question what is laughter.

Only Sinner Saint can imitate Sinner Saint because of all the reasons it takes to be a Sinner Saint.