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Showing posts with label stand up comedy blogging. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stand up comedy blogging. Show all posts

Sunday, November 9, 2014

Sinner Saint's Plea for Mr.Charles "PLEASE HELP ME SAVE MY LIFE"

Godmorning.
 Greetings
 Hotep


My name is Sinner Saint. I am an aspiring stand up comedian which so happens to be a driver service. I through entertainment share perceptions with the world.
Well my current perception is blurred and im trying to clarify it.
Currently I am centered in the middle of 3 parts to change my direction. My vehicle status, my debts and my duty to my purposes.
I currently possess $1850-$2,050 and am reaching towards $3,500.
The purpose is acquisition of an up to date vehicle I can dedicate as my own business vehicle like a taxi but more. It will be used to receive money only to make it move.
UBER is such a purpose and can assist me in serving it.
I will need close to $5,500 to get in the proper business style vehicle to increase my percentage of service requests.


It will be February 2015 before I can reach this objective. Im using tuition funds to do it alone and keep all accountability to me as being a burden to others has ached me too long and is getting worse every day i am not driving a client for compensation.
The Uber partner program will arrange & disburse loan repayments on my behalf from my driver earnings. They set it up so there is no question of loan repayments to banks.
I am only interested in reaching a main goal of self sufficience. I want to see me repay my debts current past and future. I am still a baby in being Grown as I encompassed these past 7 years in my life. 2010 - 2014 depicts in time my growth into business and its decisions I now know requires being made without emotional misdirections.
Mental Health documentation states to employers that my bipolar mania may not be fit for their standards and reservations about my resume submission (even mcdonalds and church's chicken). Self Employed reads as unemployed in the business world unless you are paying taxes quarterly of $10k.
Well luckily for me I am graced to be comical thus the stand up comedian status. 2014 is my year of favor and the seeds have begun to transition phases. I am 45 years young and growing. I want to do it the right way and will the right way for it to be done.


SINNER SAINT
Eye am blessed in the wealth of seeing the simplicity of life unfold in front of me. I see the city in the most beautiful way. #InTheMoment

Sunday, June 8, 2014

What Fight?

The only fight you have is the false reason to fight. You are so overrun by the thought of fighting you lost the purpose. Who cares anymore what it once started out as if you do not improve it for others? Yes thug music pretender mistah is talking to you. Why?
*You believe in the word nigger - from slavery- which is theft, and get beside yourself about what is hip hop - stolen break beats from accomplished musicians whom actually read and write music that is older than you so you can be self proclaimed and refuse to educate your mind to business and grow a people through a brand of educated community because your master says your people and you have no real right to not be enslaved because you are a nigger.

Eventually before your people are removed you will learn to read a mirror.

-Sinner Saint-

Friday, May 30, 2014

Sinner Saint is "NuKyanibol"

I am walking thru this period of my days on earth as a complete circle of proof truthing. Boothipated like a bandage from the womb candid temper north ambient for an ambulance there is a scent of hint in your grin. May eye recommend a dark tastey more so like a handshake but appealing like bakes from my mah on my wife side X marks the spot eye take upon my covenant of responsibility though doom fears my fate. I sink nah thirsdee of a week lets climb a boob before eye speak i feel better when eye grasp the motions grind mine teeth 120 on a character beach sand between my cleets im ready for the sack quarterbach i love the smile of deep thought head in a lean right direction full effection yes erect posture is for position of the preference in the mission open wide ready

The direction of your affection is deep

Bounce hat tight like raps of mine or theirs eye heard it all before my age displayed my beat. The value in regard to the pencil of my lips the tip of my yum we hum and songbirds begin to strum. The sir sends ape a trumpet for the vibe to climb fly jets if you bet you have two options are a peak of an attraction purpose module not mule or you'll on the sheet of sea men who meant the respects to keep. Sewn eye can sense the patters of the feets and that's bleach!

The direction of your affection is deep.

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Sinner Saint's "The Reality unto Me" it did not matter if he stayed!

 You are not going to like this but someone else is already laughing at it, thus, the purpose of courage when eye am drinking while riding under a woman's arch in her spine as she listens to "Drunken Love". Whether or not I had a father growing up my entire life, my end results of my own living would have remained the same. I would still be hated by the angry black women of america, profiled by the angry white women of america, and adorned by the true love of my life!
 I blame nothing anymore because I chose to land in the vagina and not on the back, face, neck, or kleenex. There is however a continued racism in this country, but it does not depict how often or how frequent I will be allowed to participate in the most natural act a human can perform in life. It did not keep me from learning how to iron clothes with a towel and water.
I grew up cutting lawns for favor and fruits. I grew up learning how to remain in touch with my feminine side, thanks to a very 3rd cousin from my pretend cousins side. Luckily for me I was a typical brother to my sister and did not like them enough to share something so intimate as "playing doctor." However, my sisters friends were perfect patients.
I am a single status filing IRS commodity of 1 dependent for legal purposes and appreciate a return on my investments. I am considering hiring out my tadpoles for $2,500 each per year for first 4 years and then the last four years of each tadpole from 18 to 22 years of age. If I stagger the clients just right I will be able to repair my '85 Caprice and put some rims on it!
-Sinner Saint-


JOKES I WROTE DOWN FOR MYSELF TO SAY AT OPEN MIC BUT DID NOT SAY THEM:

PORN

  •  taught me how that you should spit it out and once that is done it's spat!
  • anal is for assholes
  • angry black women make horrible contestants on Japanese game shows(they don't sleep with their sons like the other women do for the fun of the show)
  • massacre runs down the face better when a woman gags
  • spitting on a vagina makes a spitting on a vagina sound
  • a woman can wear her heels in bed as long as she keep her mouth open
  • men say the dumbest things regardless of the sex
  • big cocks don't always mean a big cock erection....it's just big....and that's big enough to film!