I blame nothing anymore because I chose to land in the vagina and not on the back, face, neck, or kleenex. There is however a continued racism in this country, but it does not depict how often or how frequent I will be allowed to participate in the most natural act a human can perform in life. It did not keep me from learning how to iron clothes with a towel and water.
I grew up cutting lawns for favor and fruits. I grew up learning how to remain in touch with my feminine side, thanks to a very 3rd cousin from my pretend cousins side. Luckily for me I was a typical brother to my sister and did not like them enough to share something so intimate as "playing doctor." However, my sisters friends were perfect patients.
I am a single status filing IRS commodity of 1 dependent for legal purposes and appreciate a return on my investments. I am considering hiring out my tadpoles for $2,500 each per year for first 4 years and then the last four years of each tadpole from 18 to 22 years of age. If I stagger the clients just right I will be able to repair my '85 Caprice and put some rims on it!
JOKES I WROTE DOWN FOR MYSELF TO SAY AT OPEN MIC BUT DID NOT SAY THEM:
- taught me how that you should spit it out and once that is done it's spat!
- anal is for assholes
- angry black women make horrible contestants on Japanese game shows(they don't sleep with their sons like the other women do for the fun of the show)
- massacre runs down the face better when a woman gags
- spitting on a vagina makes a spitting on a vagina sound
- a woman can wear her heels in bed as long as she keep her mouth open
- men say the dumbest things regardless of the sex
- big cocks don't always mean a big cock erection....it's just big....and that's big enough to film!