BOOM BAP NATION

Showing posts with label writing jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label writing jokes. Show all posts

Friday, August 8, 2014

i come here to write

the purpose of flow is to continue; the best thought i had today i lost in a poker game; my longest job ever was a dick named richard they kept shoving up my rectum with retorts of commands in servitudes just because they give me money to be something else 40+ hours a week; i hate sex because i dont have any so maybe if i had some i could see how it tastes again to know for sure; baby asassains known as drive thru challenged ex professional swimmer turned restaurant concierge can't read the pictures too well with the written words on it; 

i am sinner saint. i am comic here me joke it as found in a stumble up on it kind of definition or detail in front as well as in back of all present tense moments in time. i laugh because i look worse crying. i do not like certain things and in a tremendous fashion. i can not stand sitting down on the job as a stand up guy who remains seated in his posture on raising awareness on testicular massage envy - a tongued approach to kiss erection ratio purposed to measure tonsil boxing reflexologies and theories formulated to promote the stance on seated massage therapy.

im a leo; i quit smoking; today; 3 times; during break; the blunt went out; wet weed

i ate the ass of a butt when i was in college; she was so happy about it too because i didnt stop to graduate;
im enrolled in community college -  online - to cut down on my assenine output; gets pretty shitty
she is a college student also and is aware of the struggles of college life; finding good ass to eat these days is a challenge during open book exams;

i borrowed a lawn mower from a persons garage while no one was in the house and used my own gas i cyphened from another location and i cut someone elses lawn across the street for $25 to have gas money for a car i borrow from next door to another residence with cars there. i read the signs in the rear view.

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Sinner Saint's "The Reality unto Me" it did not matter if he stayed!

 You are not going to like this but someone else is already laughing at it, thus, the purpose of courage when eye am drinking while riding under a woman's arch in her spine as she listens to "Drunken Love". Whether or not I had a father growing up my entire life, my end results of my own living would have remained the same. I would still be hated by the angry black women of america, profiled by the angry white women of america, and adorned by the true love of my life!
 I blame nothing anymore because I chose to land in the vagina and not on the back, face, neck, or kleenex. There is however a continued racism in this country, but it does not depict how often or how frequent I will be allowed to participate in the most natural act a human can perform in life. It did not keep me from learning how to iron clothes with a towel and water.
I grew up cutting lawns for favor and fruits. I grew up learning how to remain in touch with my feminine side, thanks to a very 3rd cousin from my pretend cousins side. Luckily for me I was a typical brother to my sister and did not like them enough to share something so intimate as "playing doctor." However, my sisters friends were perfect patients.
I am a single status filing IRS commodity of 1 dependent for legal purposes and appreciate a return on my investments. I am considering hiring out my tadpoles for $2,500 each per year for first 4 years and then the last four years of each tadpole from 18 to 22 years of age. If I stagger the clients just right I will be able to repair my '85 Caprice and put some rims on it!
-Sinner Saint-


JOKES I WROTE DOWN FOR MYSELF TO SAY AT OPEN MIC BUT DID NOT SAY THEM:

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  •  taught me how that you should spit it out and once that is done it's spat!
  • anal is for assholes
  • angry black women make horrible contestants on Japanese game shows(they don't sleep with their sons like the other women do for the fun of the show)
  • massacre runs down the face better when a woman gags
  • spitting on a vagina makes a spitting on a vagina sound
  • a woman can wear her heels in bed as long as she keep her mouth open
  • men say the dumbest things regardless of the sex
  • big cocks don't always mean a big cock erection....it's just big....and that's big enough to film!