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Showing posts with label one liner honestly's. Show all posts
Showing posts with label one liner honestly's. Show all posts

Friday, August 8, 2014

i come here to write

the purpose of flow is to continue; the best thought i had today i lost in a poker game; my longest job ever was a dick named richard they kept shoving up my rectum with retorts of commands in servitudes just because they give me money to be something else 40+ hours a week; i hate sex because i dont have any so maybe if i had some i could see how it tastes again to know for sure; baby asassains known as drive thru challenged ex professional swimmer turned restaurant concierge can't read the pictures too well with the written words on it; 

i am sinner saint. i am comic here me joke it as found in a stumble up on it kind of definition or detail in front as well as in back of all present tense moments in time. i laugh because i look worse crying. i do not like certain things and in a tremendous fashion. i can not stand sitting down on the job as a stand up guy who remains seated in his posture on raising awareness on testicular massage envy - a tongued approach to kiss erection ratio purposed to measure tonsil boxing reflexologies and theories formulated to promote the stance on seated massage therapy.

im a leo; i quit smoking; today; 3 times; during break; the blunt went out; wet weed

i ate the ass of a butt when i was in college; she was so happy about it too because i didnt stop to graduate;
im enrolled in community college -  online - to cut down on my assenine output; gets pretty shitty
she is a college student also and is aware of the struggles of college life; finding good ass to eat these days is a challenge during open book exams;

i borrowed a lawn mower from a persons garage while no one was in the house and used my own gas i cyphened from another location and i cut someone elses lawn across the street for $25 to have gas money for a car i borrow from next door to another residence with cars there. i read the signs in the rear view.

Friday, March 7, 2014

"Going Up" By Sinner Saint of M7Bii Productions Writers Group

"Going up" is the phrase or outburst when eye know the joke is too far inside that even when it is spewed outward it is already above the starting point, thus it starts above up. When I made the short "orgy" I made it in a stumble from the tangent thought "orGee" with the hard gee sound. When I say both thoughts I combine them to expand the joke from itself as a within. Now I know that science in words is a desired acquisition of amusement sought by not in a hurry to laugh, however, I was tickled for 3 seconds. Every joke counts as long as a laugh is needed!

We go above up for our material.
Write down the word orgy. Once complete write in an open area in only two different words how it sounds. SET UP COMPLETE Now read below the following view point.

"orgy- an incomplete sentence from the beginning."

This is a suggestive hint with question mark jubilee? What do you think the first half of the question would be? -The joke is the joke-

*eYE believe dot org should host all internet porn. It already spells it out for you in three letters. Oh are g odds: 1 out of 13 on a 1 to 25

EXAMPLE MINDSET
"or gee", "or g", "Ohr Gee", "ohrgee ?"

HERE IS THE JOKE: "Orgy is an incomplete sentence from the beginning."