Sinner Saint is the only one who assed the question appropriately. #Selfie_Shit
*I am in the dumps about the selfie shits going on. I seen more puckers than smuckers and lemmons. Why all the pout mouths. Can we at the least be more profound in our self examined artistry? I guess we really dont believe in our character strong enough to fight the common cold or the flu.
-i'll wait-
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Saturday, February 28, 2015
Thursday, April 24, 2014
April 23rd My Gwendolyn
Dedicated to my Mother in Christ of Heaven as I exalt thee thy love guide over my heart. You are never wrong when it is for the love of me.
-your son-
SINNER SAINT
Wednesday night was interestingly a perfect middle of the week. I made no money at all and still found a way to buy some nachos and water. Open mic night blessed me with a few chuckles.
While I sat awaiting my call to the stage I wrote down some words. I require preparations because of my anxiety and bipolar mania. I apply too much pressure sometimes on myself which activates my anxiety. When this happens I must think of or say something that makes me laugh and in turn the release from my anxiety and the return to calm or public normal.
The beautiful part of my mind is the flaw. I shall never be without material. The diversity of subject matter stems from a symbol of ambassadry which evolves all communication exchanges of wits and perceptions. The question mark?
I hear my name and I make the stage. Music intro plays as I jig then i signal for the music to stop. The spot light shines and I review the room. I in review of the room smile inside because I can feel the attention. I'm it right now and it feels immaculately concepted.
Then the mind says; "mention the mic stand as your opener", and I did. What happened next was awesome short of miraculous. I heard a sniffle.
Now, I know what you the reader are thinking. However, I can't read so I shall have to work on this later. As for now I stay put.
Reactions inspired by my mind of communication stimulate my libido of courage and I begin to search even deeper for the rouse.
Remember my writing before going on stage? Yep. Didn't use any of it but I wrote them.
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
How to be Sinner Saint: A Bipolar Abduction Corrected
There is nothing more comfortable than comfort itself. Yes. I have made the ultimate statement of all time and you are going to detest it and agree with it in the same breath before you lay to rest tonight or this morning coming. What is unexpected by you is the very knowledge within my being about why I am so comfortable in my skin.
I have nothing to lose. There it is. The ultimate secret to achieving success is to have nothing to lose in the first place. Keep in mind this is not a traditional option but it is an option. What I am more concerned with is the fact that all women jockeys arrive from riding the horse more than from looking at it eat. Yes. I said it again.
The little boy in me tries to evolve daily and daily as the effort grows the momentum does not. What is key in this relationship of confidence is the spirit. Yes. The spirit. The spirit is the very metric involved for causality of purpose. The purpose in the causality is the lesson taught and learned. The purpose in learning or teaching a lesson is the knowing factor of knowledge. Now that I have bored you enough with details unrelated to this topic statement or title let me indulge you a little bit further into the realm of Sinner Saint.
I say what ever I can speak that does not stumble into my teeth and gums or trips over my tongue.
I have nothing to lose. There it is. The ultimate secret to achieving success is to have nothing to lose in the first place. Keep in mind this is not a traditional option but it is an option. What I am more concerned with is the fact that all women jockeys arrive from riding the horse more than from looking at it eat. Yes. I said it again.
The little boy in me tries to evolve daily and daily as the effort grows the momentum does not. What is key in this relationship of confidence is the spirit. Yes. The spirit. The spirit is the very metric involved for causality of purpose. The purpose in the causality is the lesson taught and learned. The purpose in learning or teaching a lesson is the knowing factor of knowledge. Now that I have bored you enough with details unrelated to this topic statement or title let me indulge you a little bit further into the realm of Sinner Saint.
I say what ever I can speak that does not stumble into my teeth and gums or trips over my tongue.
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
SINNER SAINT'S I WISH A MOTHER LOVER...
I WISH A MOTHER LOVER like myself would simply get one absolute, sexy walking, body talking, heart throbbing, mind blowing, ankle bracelet wearing, suculant toe and arch stepping song or movie with me as a headliner to simply record everything I actually want to say to each and every single one of you that makes my mind say what it really thinks!
We as a societal demographic have clinched on to the absolute story line of Reality Television programming. The original version I ever witnessed was excellent on MTV's THE REAL WORLD. I had the hots for Julie Gentry from Birmingham, Alabama. She was my type. Sexy with a true to life feeling innocence about her. Everyone enjoys the profile of someone. The eyes, the hair, the voice, the expressions, or catch phrase and method of celebration. What is obvious is the fact we are all entertained one way or another when it comes to view.
The unrelentless and superficial anectdote of life is the vanity required to maintain and retain an actual atmosphere or demographic of insecurities required to obtain and orchestrate a level of popularity such as the millions upon millions of viewers today who have chosen a program and intrigued their minds to a point in which removal is unheard of. There is no way in the world an individual on either of these programs should beleive in the fairy tale for less than a six figure salary up front simply because its an automatic 2 season show as long as there is one diva, one athlete, one roughneck, one princess, one drunk, or one light racist or scientist, and not to mention one phobic.
I want to do a reality show and it simply goes like this. Place me in an office as a Theraphist for Extremely Beautiful females and push record as I interview them as best as possible to obtain the deepest secrets, thoughts, or just simple questions of childhood fun and awakenings. The object of the show is to remove a cast member each in chronologial order of breach of confession. Each beauty must remain confidential to all questioning by me the THERAPHIST.
What I do as the THERAPHIST is create exercises that place each one in a position which fuels their mind to speak on the questions and answers made and received by me the theraphist. The purpose of this entire show is beautiful television, human behavior, moral behavior, critical thinking, and athleticism.
The cast consists of one aerobics instructor, one health teacher, one tennis player, one golfer, one swimmer, one amateur body builder, one doctor or nurse, and one attorney or police officer. These brilliant beauties will participate in these random games
1. Dominoes
2. Checkers
3. UNO
4. Boggle
During the entire process of the game these lovely ladies are required to maintain their composure during the entire game. Their blood pressure will be taken to get a balance of calm to establish each individual range for each contestant. This will be taken at their calmest.
We as a societal demographic have clinched on to the absolute story line of Reality Television programming. The original version I ever witnessed was excellent on MTV's THE REAL WORLD. I had the hots for Julie Gentry from Birmingham, Alabama. She was my type. Sexy with a true to life feeling innocence about her. Everyone enjoys the profile of someone. The eyes, the hair, the voice, the expressions, or catch phrase and method of celebration. What is obvious is the fact we are all entertained one way or another when it comes to view.
The unrelentless and superficial anectdote of life is the vanity required to maintain and retain an actual atmosphere or demographic of insecurities required to obtain and orchestrate a level of popularity such as the millions upon millions of viewers today who have chosen a program and intrigued their minds to a point in which removal is unheard of. There is no way in the world an individual on either of these programs should beleive in the fairy tale for less than a six figure salary up front simply because its an automatic 2 season show as long as there is one diva, one athlete, one roughneck, one princess, one drunk, or one light racist or scientist, and not to mention one phobic.
I want to do a reality show and it simply goes like this. Place me in an office as a Theraphist for Extremely Beautiful females and push record as I interview them as best as possible to obtain the deepest secrets, thoughts, or just simple questions of childhood fun and awakenings. The object of the show is to remove a cast member each in chronologial order of breach of confession. Each beauty must remain confidential to all questioning by me the THERAPHIST.
What I do as the THERAPHIST is create exercises that place each one in a position which fuels their mind to speak on the questions and answers made and received by me the theraphist. The purpose of this entire show is beautiful television, human behavior, moral behavior, critical thinking, and athleticism.
The cast consists of one aerobics instructor, one health teacher, one tennis player, one golfer, one swimmer, one amateur body builder, one doctor or nurse, and one attorney or police officer. These brilliant beauties will participate in these random games
1. Dominoes
2. Checkers
3. UNO
4. Boggle
During the entire process of the game these lovely ladies are required to maintain their composure during the entire game. Their blood pressure will be taken to get a balance of calm to establish each individual range for each contestant. This will be taken at their calmest.
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